George Carlin

Me too.

Me three

Are you sure you want to have this battle of boobs???

Yes. 'Cuz even if I lose, I still win (and by "win", I mean get to see more boobs).

You have a point my friend

im sorry to say but im going to bed i will end it with this

we may meet again in the future

G'night.

That was the best thing ever.

OMG Bewbs!
I'm taking them into the bushes first!
No i'm taking them into the bushes first!
*no picture found .. sad face*

Is religion a mayonnaise?

Is mayonnaise a mayonnaise?

Is mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise?

REV UP THOSE FRYERS, CAUSE I SURE AM READY FOR SOME RELIGIONAISE

Okay, I have a plan. No, it does not involve mayonnaise.

You sir deserve these internets

I want to print one out :P

lmfao i remember seeing that on my cousins computer and i cracked up

"if you're going to argue something know your subject first" that's why atheists on average know the most about the bible.

Bingo

I did love Steven Colbert's rant on why that fact doesn't matter though xD

But I know what you mean. Too many atheists think it's enough to just know about religion. But if you're going to argue for science, you have to know about that too. I've never been more pissed then when I listened to two people near me arguing about whether or not we evolved from monkeys. One argued on science, one on religion, but the kicker is that both we sure that science said we came from monkeys. Not a common descendant, STRAIT FROM MONKEYS.

If you don't understand science, you're far more ignorant than the supposed idiot you're arguing with.

Thank you. The last person I encountered on here describing themselves as agnostic just spouted some crap about how science and religion were both brainwashing and science only lets you learn what "they" want you to know. It's good to see someone who stays in the middle for lack of having ruled everything out, instead of ridiculous levels of ignorance.

Not a problem I take pride in being Lawfully Neutral XD

Imho, Buddhism is a pretty nice religion. It tells you that: "When desiring stops, suffering will". And I think, that all the selfish desires of people are what cause suffering in this world.

I think George Carlin knows what the fuck he's talking about.

Agreed. I'm just saying that I've heard way too many crappy arguments against it. Citing bullshit "facts" and using quotes from texts completely out of context.

Exactly.

Fuck you say?

thumbs up.

So you felt the need to tell us why?

I dunno... I honestly have no idea...

dunno, just came to me.



is all.

REVERSE PHYSCOLOGY!!!

I thumbed you up. We're not all bad people!

thanks bro

science: first there was nothing which then exploded into everything

religion: god made that big explosion

Actually, according to the teory of evolution, life started from mutated rocks. (No, I'm not joking)

Yeah you are...or you don't know much about evolution. Evolution predicts how life changes NOT how it starts. There is nothing in evolution that states how it all began. Also, if you mash together all the elements present in the early earth, in water, and leave it for a damned long time, amino acids form. They are the building blocks of DNA. How life came from that no-one knows, but this mutated rock idea of yours is, frankly, batshit insane.

Hey mate, high school textbooks aside (you really shouldn't get your answers from them anyway), evolution is the theory that things EVOLVE. Change with the generations. It does not explain how life started. Read a book by any well respected person dealing with this (Dawkins for preference) and you will see that it does NOT and nor does it try to, deal with how life started. Also, your point about amino acids is well taken, it is ridiculously implausible that (with the information we have now) it was all a fluke. I don't, and didn't suggest otherwise. But seriously, evolution was never meant to explain how it all started, just how it continued. It's a pleasure to meet a well-read anon for a change though!

It's not my idea.

Obviously it is because in any science class i have ever had, never heard that humans came from rocks.

I read it in a book about the theory of evolution. I did not come up with the rock idea, nor do I believe it, therefore it is not my idea

Ok. Sorry dude. I didnt mean to come off as a douche or anything. I shouldn't have been so rude about it lol. we kool?

Its fine. XD

Few things here. The original bible was mal-translated. It is supposed to be Seven periods/ages, not days. Also, you should replace Religion with Christianity.

that would be the old testament,christians dont really follow it,its the grounds for judaism,christianity for the most part wants science involved with them to prove certain things in their religion.

No, the word 'days' could be interpreted as anything, our current Pope, Pope Benedict XIV, even said that we should not take the old testament to be literal. Therefore, days could mean hours, or minutes, or anything. And these days may be in god's time, which there isnt, since god resides outside of time and space. At least thats what chirstians think.

Indeed!

there is no evolution, only animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live

hahaha! ^ retard

i am agnostic, but here's a counter argument that people also use.
What proof is there that God doesn't exist? It can go either way even though i don't believe myself.

by the same logic, there isn't any way we can't prove a large wedge of cheese created everything ever sometime around last thursday.

lol yeah! i have a flying invisible prurple unicorn that breathes fire and loves to play guitar....oh what you don't believe me??? well why not? you have no proof, so whatche gonna do bout it faggot. LOL

but it is more logical to think that something or somebody made the universe and all the galaxy's for us to live in...you never know thats why life is so amazing and beautiful

are you saying cheese can't think up something amazing and beautiful, just because it's cheese?
why, you prejudiced bastard.

Do you toast marshmellows?

People like you give me faith in humanity.

i hope so

his response to this post

Dude.. Your Name

you bitch beat me to it

Let us sing praise to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for He is a loving God. Of His might and dominion, there is no compare; of His mercy and deliciousness, there is no equal. No other god can challenge Him; in the taste test, He is invincible. Through His pasta, He has blessed us with everlasting life, and holy is His Name. For He is the Flying Spaghetti Monster: the One, True, and Most High God, creator of man and midgit, giver of pasta, giver of sauce, from age to holy age; not created He was, but ever He lives, through the glory of spaghetti, now and forever. R'Amen.