The Irish Invade France. Silly Frenchmen. That's not how you win a war!<br /> It works best if your read it with an accent. . lloll 'Ill are. Totally unrealistic. The french would have surrendered to the village from just the first phone call
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The Irish Invade France

Silly Frenchmen. That's not how you win a war!<br />
It works best if your read it with an accent.

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Submitted: 12/06/2009
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#6 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Totally unrealistic. The french would have surrendered to the village from just the first phone call
#41 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I dont get it, I mean I understand the part where he says they dont have room for the 15,000 french soldiers...
#43 to #41 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
The French are famous for always surrendering. Hence the nckname "Cheese eating surrender monkeys"
User avatar #37 - ThePhilosopher (12/07/2009) [+] (6 replies)
Ireland > France
#24 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (5 replies)
i dont like france
GERMANY!!GERMANY!!GERMANY!!
#28 to #25 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
To be completely fair, the U.S. entered the first war late. Germany was beaten half to death by the time we got there, we just had enough reinforcements to replace Russia after it dropped out of the war. Germany has balls, they were the only real fighters for the Central Powers. But they kind of ****** up with the whole Holocaust thing in WWII.
#18 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
i dont get it
#20 to #18 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
Alternate form of this joke:
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend the border?
Nobody knows, it''s never been done
User avatar #23 - MakingSammiches (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
soo, how drunk are the irishmen, again?
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#26 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
wow none of that really funny sept 4 the end and ummm yeah
#31 to #26 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
Thats kinda the point of a joke... its the punchline at the end thats the funny part
#3 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (3 replies)
how the hell do they have the prime minsters number
User avatar #35 - TwoHalves (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Sorry guys!
This is really the first thing I personally have ever made then posted. It was joke a friend told me, and I forgot to write in the accent. I'll fix it next time. Sry!
#30 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
this is a rare glimpse of the old funnyjunk
#7 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (4 replies)
sorry but can some one explain the last part
#10 to #7 - lwinsanity (12/07/2009) [-]
No. No we cant.
#2 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
Even better if you speak the French part in French...
#29 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
leave it to the Irish to WIN in a situation like this!
#22 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Oooh looks like France can still never win, lol the french.
#21 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
lol good one
#15 - loke (12/07/2009) [-]
I fart in your general direction!
#8 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
you see...its funny because the minister was
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User avatar #11 to #8 - FAISCISTBUG (12/07/2009) [-]
huh....i guess i need some lessons on how to speak retard
#19 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
wow, accent made it less funny. and it really shouldnt have been the irish, like #16 stated.
User avatar #12 - Frustration (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I thought France had a President....
#17 to #14 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
Just an old bag that sits on the throne all day...
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