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2 dollar bill
first # 1 front page fuck yeahh!<br />
thanks a lot ppl
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#48
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Toy (10/16/2010) [+]
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haha whenever restaurants give free food, they do nasty things to it. Jokes on you dumbass! You're better off selling the $2 bill to a 13 year old for $12.
And with that $12 dollars, get 6 more $2 bills and sell them again for $12. Rinse and repeat.
Now you have unlimited money. Buy all the burritos in the world.
And with that $12 dollars, get 6 more $2 bills and sell them again for $12. Rinse and repeat.
Now you have unlimited money. Buy all the burritos in the world.
Dude, I work at a bank. I have over $400 in $2's in my drawer. If you live in Las Vegas between CRAIG and RANCHO, come see me at Bank Of America. My name is Kevin. I'll show you a wad of it.
AND NOW, JOKE:
One day, a counterfeiter is trying to make a 10-dollar bill. But he made a mistake, and it came out as AN 8-DOLLAR BILL.
He thought, "Well, maybe I can get something out of this."
So he took it down to the bank. He went up to the teller, gave her the 8-dollar bill, and asked for change.
The teller gave him two 4-dollar bills.
One day, a counterfeiter is trying to make a 10-dollar bill. But he made a mistake, and it came out as AN 8-DOLLAR BILL.
He thought, "Well, maybe I can get something out of this."
So he took it down to the bank. He went up to the teller, gave her the 8-dollar bill, and asked for change.
The teller gave him two 4-dollar bills.