CRAZY THOUGHTS 2. the 1st did so good, so heres the second one!<br /> Crazy thoughts 1:<br Crazy thoughts
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Why does people squint their eyes when they
can' t see? Wouldn' t testjust make it less space to
see out of?
Can schoolteacher give a homeless
child homework?
You know that little indestructable black box
that is used on planes, why can' t they make the
whole plane out of the same substance?
Would a fly without wings be called
Why is there an expiration
date on bottled water?
Why is the alphabet in the order it
Why is it called a "building"
when it' s already built?
Why does flammable and
inflammable mean the same thing?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
If Wile Coyote had enough money
for all that Acme crap, why didn' t he
just buy dinner?
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#10 - Squidge **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
#146 - endlessspaghetti (10/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. Focusing
2. Yes.
3. becuse it wouldnt get off the ground
4. Why not?
5. To make people buy more water.
6. For teh lulz
7.Because it is
8. Ask jesus
9. Have you ever seen a restaurant in the desert he chased road runner through?
Hope I helped.
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User avatar #99 - switchevf (10/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Doesn't Flammable mean it will combust and Inflammable mean it's Non-combustable. Meaning they don't mean the same thing at all.
User avatar #106 - selafyn (10/15/2010) [-]
Someone may have said this already-but by squinting you get the same amount of light into a smaller part of your eye, so the picture is more focussed, so you can see further. so yeah.
User avatar #60 - nateowns (10/14/2010) [-]
i actually signed in just to comment on how terrible this was.
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#105 - Jameshaich (10/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Number 3 is retarded. The plane would be wayy to heavy, and even if it did crash the people inside would still die on impact, and terrorist could use to to crash through multiple buildings
#61 - rtbellboy (10/14/2010) [-]
You question the order of alphabet?.....BITCH
#32 - CTscan (10/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Come on, you've got to be kidding me.
#53 - Absolute Madman (10/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
1. By making the vision smaller, it focuses on what you're looking at.
2. Yes, homework would just be another name for the word.
3. The plane cannot be made of the little black box because it would be too heavy to fly.
4. It would still be called a fly, just one with no wings.
5. The chemicals made into the bottle will leak into the water.
6. It's unknown, but a common answer is because the song "ABC's" referred to it that way.
7. Because building is both use able as a noun and a verb.
8. Flammable means capable of being on fire, Inflammable means easily capable of being on fire.
9. No, because Adam was made from the earth and Eve from Adam. They actually need parents.
10. That would ruin the Wile Coyote shorts and have Disney lose money.
User avatar #55 to #53 - tHAhOONER (10/14/2010) [-]
2. A homeless child would not go to school.
#25 - Apac (10/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
1) Less space to see, better it focus.
3) It'd be too heavy to fly.
4) No, it'd just be a disabled fly.
5) After a while, chemicals from the water will go into the water.
9) Probably, so they wouldn't freak when they saw their kids had them.
10) It was probably more of a revenge thing than a hunger thing.
#128 - Ilovelangston (10/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
One people squint there eyes because when you do tha its lke zooming out your eyes to see and when you squint you make your eyes better. Read  a book
One people squint there eyes because when you do tha its lke zooming out your eyes to see and when you squint you make your eyes better. Read a book
User avatar #121 - Spankdewg (10/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
2. - How can a homeless kid afford school in the first place
3. - A bit heavy me thinks...
5. - It's illegal not to have one
6. - you'd be asking the same question if it was in a different order
10. - I KNOW RIGHT?!?!!?
User avatar #87 - TheInvestigator (10/15/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I don't know if anyone already commented on this but, for #6, i think it comes from a certain programming language where A=1, B=2 and so on. Not certain about this though.
User avatar #118 to #111 - TheInvestigator (10/15/2010) [-]
hahaha, yeh i know, oh well
User avatar #75 - Dennycrumbubble (10/15/2010) [+] (9 replies)
1. You're squeezing the inability to see out of your eyes.
2. Yes, except it's called booze.
3. The people inside aren't as important as the box.
4. Yes, and a fly with one ear pierced would be called a fag.
5. It's not an expiration date, it just tells you when it starts to taste awesome.
6. Potato
7. Because nobody wants to work in a "built."
8. See question 6.
9. Trick question: adam and eve are are childrens' story characters. IRRELEVANT
10. No refunds.
#83 to #81 - tehGoose (10/15/2010) [-]
Jokes are funny. Through the process of elimination, these are all serious.
User avatar #71 - GoReMoTe (10/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Note: "inflammable" and "flammable" do NOT mean the same thing. derp.

also, water expires after it has been exposed to air for too long -- it actually reacts (very slowly, mind you) with the CO2 in the air develops a concentration of carbonic acid. After a long enough time, you start to notice the acidity -- that's why old water tastes bitter.
User avatar #19 - pokemonftw (10/14/2010) [-]
hey guys!!! why are trees called trees!!! +500 for more!!!
User avatar #84 - Onebigjump (10/15/2010) [-]
bottled water expires in about 2 years. thats when the chemicals from the plastic starts to seep into the water
User avatar #70 - kieranbaker ONLINE (10/15/2010) [-]
well that material is very dense and heavy and it cots alot and one you sound very young...especially when you said how does
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