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Why does people squint their eyes when they
can' t see? Wouldn' t testjust make it less space to
see out of?
Can schoolteacher give a homeless
child homework?
You know that little indestructable black box
that is used on planes, why can' t they make the
whole plane out of the same substance?
Would a fly without wings be called
Why is there an expiration
date on bottled water?
Why is the alphabet in the order it
Why is it called a "building"
when it' s already built?
Why does flammable and
inflammable mean the same thing?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
If Wile Coyote had enough money
for all that Acme crap, why didn' t he
just buy dinner?
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Submitted: 10/14/2010
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#10 - Squidge **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
#88 - anonymous (10/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. Focusing on something, reducing the possibility of distraction.
2. Yes.
3. It would be too heavy, and the box is not indestructible.
4. You have answered your own question.
5. The plastic is made with oil-based products that can contaminate the water.
6. Why not?
7. You can call it a "Built" if you want.
8. Things that are not flammable or are not inflammable are not labeled as such, so no need to worry about it.
9. Who knows?
10. They sponsored him.
#53 - anonymous (10/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
1. By making the vision smaller, it focuses on what you're looking at.
2. Yes, homework would just be another name for the word.
3. The plane cannot be made of the little black box because it would be too heavy to fly.
4. It would still be called a fly, just one with no wings.
5. The chemicals made into the bottle will leak into the water.
6. It's unknown, but a common answer is because the song "ABC's" referred to it that way.
7. Because building is both use able as a noun and a verb.
8. Flammable means capable of being on fire, Inflammable means easily capable of being on fire.
9. No, because Adam was made from the earth and Eve from Adam. They actually need parents.
10. That would ruin the Wile Coyote shorts and have Disney lose money.
#146 - endlessspaghetti (10/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. Focusing
2. Yes.
3. becuse it wouldnt get off the ground
4. Why not?
5. To make people buy more water.
6. For teh lulz
7.Because it is
8. Ask jesus
9. Have you ever seen a restaurant in the desert he chased road runner through?
Hope I helped.
#135 - anonymous (10/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1) squinting focus' the lens and light allowing you to see better
2)yes, if the kid is in her class it gets homework.
3)that black box material is too dense to make a light plane out of it.
4)a fly without wings would be a different class of insect so it gets a new name.
5)there are chemicals in your water to keep it fresh. the chemicals expire.
6)the alphabet can be in any damn order you want. we just have it a certain way to keep it consistent.
7)same words mean different things in different contexts.
8)more accurate way of describing things, the have slightly different meanings.
9)if you believe in magic why not give adam and eve no assholes or nipples.
10)wile E. coyote wanted to catch roadrunner on principal.
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User avatar #99 - switchevf (10/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Doesn't Flammable mean it will combust and Inflammable mean it's Non-combustable. Meaning they don't mean the same thing at all.
#67 - anonymous (10/15/2010) [+] (5 replies)
This is stupid. If you thumbed this up, then you're stupid, or easily amused at the stupidity of others.
1) Squinting your eyes allows you to control the intensity of light that is coming in to your pupil, more light is not always best depending on what you're trying to look at.
2) Yes. That's just a stupid question. That's like saying 'Herpaderp can a guy named Bob do Jumping Jacks? even though his name isn't Jack? herpaderp'
3) It's not indestructible, and even if it was, it would more than likely be too heavy for the amount of lift required to keep it in the air.
4) Would an soldier named 'Walker Jones' Have to change his name to 'I have no legs' if he were to lose his legs? No, you're just fucking stupid.
User avatar #106 - selafyn (10/15/2010) [-]
Someone may have said this already-but by squinting you get the same amount of light into a smaller part of your eye, so the picture is more focussed, so you can see further. so yeah.
User avatar #60 - nateowns (10/14/2010) [-]
i actually signed in just to comment on how terrible this was.
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#103 - anonymous (10/15/2010) [-]
#105 - Jameshaich (10/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Number 3 is retarded. The plane would be wayy to heavy, and even if it did crash the people inside would still die on impact, and terrorist could use to to crash through multiple buildings
#61 - rtbellboy (10/14/2010) [-]
You question the order of alphabet?.....BITCH
#32 - CTscan (10/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Come on, you've got to be kidding me.
#34 - anonymous (10/14/2010) [-]
3= It would make the plane too heavy to fly
5= The water doesn't go bad, but the plastic eventualy will
#25 - Apac (10/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
1) Less space to see, better it focus.
3) It'd be too heavy to fly.
4) No, it'd just be a disabled fly.
5) After a while, chemicals from the water will go into the water.
9) Probably, so they wouldn't freak when they saw their kids had them.
10) It was probably more of a revenge thing than a hunger thing.
#109 - anonymous (10/15/2010) [-]
they squint there eyes because its either so bright or blurry that it makes a board with writing on it darker and the writing even darker. Thus making the words legible.
Think before you leap.
User avatar #87 - TheInvestigator (10/15/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I don't know if anyone already commented on this but, for #6, i think it comes from a certain programming language where A=1, B=2 and so on. Not certain about this though.
User avatar #118 to #111 - TheInvestigator (10/15/2010) [-]
hahaha, yeh i know, oh well
User avatar #71 - GoReMoTe (10/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Note: "inflammable" and "flammable" do NOT mean the same thing. derp.

also, water expires after it has been exposed to air for too long -- it actually reacts (very slowly, mind you) with the CO2 in the air develops a concentration of carbonic acid. After a long enough time, you start to notice the acidity -- that's why old water tastes bitter.
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