zombieland rules. i will do the rest tommorow<br /> <br /> please take the time to thumb. THE 32 RULES OF ZOMBIELAND Rule 1: Carma was one comes up
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zombieland rules

i will do the rest tommorow<br />
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please take the time to thumb

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User avatar #17 - Cob (10/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What about rule 34?
#54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2010) [-]
hahaha yea rule #5
shows you guys, i'm going to survive!
#21 - MitchellK (10/14/2010) [-]
Send me #2 please :D
Send me #2 please :D
User avatar #50 - Fawkess (10/14/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Why would you need a melee weapon, with a rifle, you could kill all the ******* before they get in melee range,
User avatar #51 to #50 - ImmortalBaconEater (10/14/2010) [-]
and then you run out of amo and they overrun you because you've just broken rule 10 and they will all know where you are. Once hundreds of them are pouring at you, you're ****** . This is similar to the tactics the Iranian basij used against Iraq, sending hundreds of thousands of unarmed men and boys against machine guns. Though casualties were massive, the Iraqi forces were terrified because they knew that eventually they would run out of amo and would be beaten to death, so they retreated.
User avatar #40 - SilentSkater (10/14/2010) [-]
Rule #16: Never make a rule #16...
#26 - ThumbUpOrDie (10/14/2010) [-]
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Bitch all I need is my Ray Gun and Browning M1919
User avatar #43 - MisterTroll (10/14/2010) [-]
Anne frank must be the Survivor of the week
User avatar #41 - AresX (10/14/2010) [-]
Rule 34

There is a porn of it
User avatar #57 - Tenzosan (10/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
:( it says 32 rules of zombieland... then jumps from 10 to 15... wtf >.<
User avatar #45 - SetTheSkyAblaze (10/14/2010) [-]
Rule #9 is flawed. You can use the butt/stock of the gun as a melee weapon if you run out of ammo.
User avatar #38 - durkadurka (10/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #32 - FuckYouFatBen (10/14/2010) [+] (4 replies)
for my wepeons i choose to katanas, and a emergency machine gun
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2010) [-]
I've just finished watching this :D 5th time in two weeks. I ******* love it. Honestly, I could watch it ALL DAY.
User avatar #28 - aztechy (10/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
you cheated us, where are the 5 you skipped?
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2010) [-]
****** fatties, makin boomers 'n **** .
User avatar #12 - Sorkiri (10/14/2010) [-]
#9 is a lie,I'd take the shot gun because it shoots, AND when you're out of ammo,you can use it as a melee weapon.
User avatar #5 - PedoBearFTW (10/14/2010) [-]
Rule #2 was DOUBLE-TAP!
Everyone should know that!
#2 - stallwallwriter (10/14/2010) [-]
I'm looking forward to seeing the rest!
User avatar #1 - PolarFroster (10/13/2010) [-]
Nice, +1 = ???
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