zombieland rules. i will do the rest tommorow<br /> <br /> please take the time to thumb. THE 32 RULES OF ZOMBIELAND Rule 1: Carma was one comes up  lol dont read this look at mah content im still hungry
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zombieland rules. i will do the rest tommorow<br /> <br /> please take the time to thumb. THE 32 RULES OF ZOMBIELAND Rule 1: Carma was one comes up

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User avatar #17 - Cob
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(10/14/2010) [-]
What about rule 34?
User avatar #36 to #17 - chazchaz
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(10/14/2010) [-]
necrophelia....dead pussy is still pussy
#21 - MitchellK
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(10/14/2010) [-]
Send me #2 please :D
Send me #2 please :D
User avatar #50 - Fawkess
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(10/14/2010) [-]
Why would you need a melee weapon, with a rifle, you could kill all the ******* before they get in melee range,
User avatar #60 to #50 - jordygordy
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(10/14/2010) [-]
L4D2 status, fire ax's and baseballs bats are the best. and you won't find piles of ammo with the right kind you need lying around everywhere.
User avatar #51 to #50 - ImmortalBaconEater
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(10/14/2010) [-]
and then you run out of amo and they overrun you because you've just broken rule 10 and they will all know where you are. Once hundreds of them are pouring at you, you're ******. This is similar to the tactics the Iranian basij used against Iraq, sending hundreds of thousands of unarmed men and boys against machine guns. Though casualties were massive, the Iraqi forces were terrified because they knew that eventually they would run out of amo and would be beaten to death, so they retreated.
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User avatar #52 to #51 - Fawkess
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But you plan ahead, its not hard, and you dont stand in the middle of a street for them to surround you, you stay in a building, or high ground,
Using melee just puts your life at more risk, and they would still find you, even if you dont make noise, never read World War Z?
User avatar #53 to #52 - ImmortalBaconEater
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You would run out of amo eventually. No matter how strategic a possition you have, you will eventually be overrun. the best Idea is to be stealthy.
User avatar #63 to #53 - Fawkess
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(10/15/2010) [-]
Not true, if i was barricaded in a building, or tower, i think id last a long time,
And using melee is ******* retarded, its not like Left 4 Dead 2, when you can swing a bat around all day, youd get very tired, and eventually pulled down and eaten alive, ******* asking to die if you run around with bat,
And stealthy? you are aware its zombies, and not a bunch of russian commandos that are trying to kill you? theyd find you, no matter what.
User avatar #64 to #63 - ImmortalBaconEater
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Honestly russian commandos are probably more likely to find you than zombies. If you make sure to never engage large groups or atract attention, you will never have to fight for long.
User avatar #40 - SilentSkater
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(10/14/2010) [-]
Rule #16: Never make a rule #16...
#26 - ThumbUpOrDie
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User avatar #43 - MisterTroll
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Anne frank must be the Survivor of the week
User avatar #41 - AresX
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(10/14/2010) [-]
Rule 34

There is a porn of it
User avatar #32 - FuckYouFatBen
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(10/14/2010) [-]
for my wepeons i choose to katanas, and a emergency machine gun
User avatar #33 to #32 - chazchaz
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(10/14/2010) [-]
ya cuz everyone keeps katanas under there bed, and a machine gun in there cabinet
User avatar #49 to #33 - dagold
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(10/14/2010) [-]
well, I personally have an extensive collection of swords (don't worry, come zombie apocolypse I'll share) but I'm still working on that handy machine gun
User avatar #65 to #49 - FuckYouFatBen
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lol, i say we form a zombie hunting group, and kik ass

(listening to All NightMare Long, if you seen the video ull understand the irony))
User avatar #58 to #49 - chazchaz
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User avatar #28 - aztechy
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(10/14/2010) [-]
you cheated us, where are the 5 you skipped?
User avatar #34 to #28 - chazchaz
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i didnt notice that till you said it. rule 10 to rule 15 lol
User avatar #12 - Sorkiri
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(10/14/2010) [-]
#9 is a lie,I'd take the shot gun because it shoots, AND when you're out of ammo,you can use it as a melee weapon.