Disguised weapons Ad. (retoast)<br /> EDITThanks guys,for front page . Posted at: M: M: 07 Original ad: Disguisable weapons wanted Wanted: hidden blades,
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Disguised weapons Ad

(retoast)<br />
EDITThanks guys,for front page

Posted at: M: M: 07
Original ad:
Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc_____
Offering: cash, items fer barter
Hey,
I saw your ad looking fer concealable/ disguised weapons. I have several items
you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and
EMS-
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff - to Me:
I am- lets see what you got.
From Me to Jeff - E
Jeff,
Here you gm
Looks like a natinal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly CLS" half- smooth, knife with tactical grip. one
minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with
this deadly and disguised weapon.
I am asking fer the blade. Let me know if you want to step by and take a look at it.
Mike
From Jeff - to Me:
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap- unless you have anything better to offer, dent
waste my time.
Jeff,
f am serry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I
think you will feel differently about.
Mike
From Jeff - to Me:
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can **** eff.
Jeff,
Thank you fer . Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will
love:
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you
will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock EC. You will be able to pour your enemies a
nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Acking Elli} fer the gun/ cup combo.
Still thirsty fer justice? Try this badass disguised as a of soda. The box
has two finely crafted hales on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included} that
you with to attach. This weapon is only fer sale if you have a Class m permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli
gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The quilted tissues serve as a
comfertable grip on the pulpfiction shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the
heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready fer action. Asking Milli} for the
weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra per box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff - to Me:
youre a ******* dumbass, *********** , asswipe, retarded ******* . you prob walk around
with that **** too you dumb mother ****** . I hape you get hit by a can **** eff, eat slit,
and die.
...
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User avatar #22 - shadowbolt (10/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get it...all I see is a spoon, party cup, soda box, and tissue box....
#146 - JebusRoasters **User deleted account** (10/14/2010) [+] (5 replies)
How about a hand grenade disguised as a tissue box, so when you pull out a cleanex, it pulls the pin? Thumb up if good idea, Thumb down as stupid.
#73 - Ggaarrrreett (10/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
spoon knife, for all those scary cereal killers out there..
#79 - xMasterofpuppetsx (10/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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Cereal Killer
#77 - Logicaltightrope (10/14/2010) [-]
Are those really for sale?
#1 - gotskillzz (10/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Rate it
#57 - iliketheramen (10/14/2010) [-]
I'd be pretty pissed too, i don't see any weapons, just common things id find my house. How am i supposed to kill anyone with that stuff.
#85 - Lrrr (10/14/2010) [-]
It kills to be creative.
#51 - Chiicha (10/14/2010) [-]
I just see a bunch of oddly placed house hold appliances
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#81 to #80 - Rebound (10/14/2010) [-]
Whoa....
Wrong pic...
#71 - sirspam (10/14/2010) [-]
neil patrick harris has the best concealed weapon ever
neil patrick harris has the best concealed weapon ever
User avatar #94 - SatansPlunger (10/14/2010) [-]
at least give credit to donotreply .....
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#98 - stickmaina (10/14/2010) [-]
problem?
#86 - IAmManbearpig (10/14/2010) [-]
no one would ever see it coming...
no one would ever see it coming...
User avatar #142 - PedoBearInYourRoom (10/14/2010) [-]
WHAT WEAPONS I DONT SEE THEM
User avatar #76 - DuctTapeMan (10/14/2010) [-]
even if it was retoast it was still funny to see again
#118 - FAGzorr (10/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
u mad ?
#110 - epicCUBONE (10/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2
DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2
#104 - dashorty (10/14/2010) [-]
I read this in his voice
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