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User avatar #12 - anikan (10/12/2010) [+] (5 replies)
#1- Crying is a chemical reaction, which occurs whether or not you are underwater.
#2- Seventy-two-and a half years old.
#3- Yes they show it, otherwise they would be behind on their showing schedule.
#4- No.
#5- No.
#6- Even if a king is gay, he will be forced by law to marry a women. If he does not, he will be exiled or imprisoned.
#7- The rabbit represented the moon, and since Easter's exact date depends on the lunar cycle, the rabbit got indirectly associated with Easter.
#8- There are two possible answers to this. You could say a). None, since it is a gas, or b). Spherical, the shape of the atmosphere. Any other answers would be nonsensical.
#78 - Edzone **User deleted account** (10/13/2010) [-]
My answer to 1.
My answer to 1.
#221 - macpeter (10/13/2010) [+] (7 replies)
1. yes
2. i would say over 60
3. yes
4. no
5. no
6. queen lol jk probably another prince
7. the egg was shown in the last supper painting mext to st peter who was infact a rabbit, because jesus would not trust humans with that power. this led to the church overthrowing the rabbit and force it into hiding. the "hare club for men" are a group of people who secretly protect the decendants of st peter the rabbit so one day jesus can return and put a rightful pope in charge with the help of stan and kyle
8. hollow sphere
9. force of habit when somehing hit you on the head
10. people may be desperate for enlightment
User avatar #86 - Splibo (10/13/2010) [+] (3 replies)
1. You can cry underwater but cannot tell to well because of the constant liquid entering your eyes
2. Normally a person over 80 is considered to die from old age. Also may depend on the generations past him (ex. if their great grandchilderen are alive with them)
3. Yes they do, they are required to play the movie
4. If that was so, I would be dead right now. But more seriously no, a vaccum could cause serious harm if it were to occur inside of you.
5. Technically yes i do believe so.
6. Depends on who assumes the role of a woman. Queens would not be able to do that but if the other man assumes the role of the female then it may just be permitted.
7. The rabbit and the eggs both symbolize fertility.
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#5 - altimos **User deleted account** (10/12/2010) [-]
#6 A queen is still a queen
#68 - Baffalo (10/13/2010) [+] (6 replies)
1) Yes, your tears just get lost in the rest of the water.
2) Dying of Old Age is no longer a valid reason on death certificates
3) I would imagine not, but I don't know
4) No. Farting involves the rectum, not your stomach, and in both cases it's higher pressure that's being equalized.
5) No, it's an American Elephant that hasn't had a liberal stamp put on it yet.
6) No he becomes a Prince. Queen Elizabeth's husband is Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
7) Easter is a pagan religion using two symbols of fertility, the egg and the rabbit. Christianity picked up both and ran with it.
8) The atmosphere is a hollow sphereoid
9) It's an instinct to being pelted by something
10) It's the most printed book so it has the most thefts
User avatar #159 - shadowbolt (10/13/2010) [+] (7 replies)
1. Yes
2. Dying of old age is just a fancy term for dying of natural causes while elderly, above 65 usually.
3. Depends on the theater.
4. Gas stored in different areas.
5. No, African Elephant is the name of it's breed, not nationality.
6. Depends on the kingdom, probably would also be king.
7. Religious reasons
8. The sky as a whole is a sphere.
9. Humans have a natural reflex to keep stuff like water off there head and face.
10. Most printed book in the world, only natural it is stolen.
User avatar #137 - HumbertoL (10/13/2010) [+] (8 replies)
1. Yes
2. You really die of "old age".You die "natural causes" which are more common in the elderly.
3. No
4. Burps are gas in the stomach, farts are gas in the colon and large intestine. They are completely separate. Theoretically, the vacuum effect would only take place if you sucked air in through your ass when you burped, and sucked in air through your mouth when you farted.
5. No, its still an African Elephant. You only attach "American" to those who have acquired citizen ship in the U.S. but were born in another country. (i.e. Mexican-American)
6. Both are king
7. South park explained that one.
User avatar #131 - WheresMyAccount (10/13/2010) [-]
#3: No they don't. I work in a cinema, and we dont show it if theres nobody in it.

You're welcome :D
User avatar #211 - eddi (10/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
1, 3, 4 - no
2 - really ******* old
5 - no, it's a **********
6 - technically they're both queens
7 - rabbits are faster, and cuter
8 - BIG
9 - because people are stupid
10 - bitches be crazy
User avatar #158 - atryin (10/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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#115 - Fin (10/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1: Yes
2: All death certificates have to include a specific medical cause of death, whatever the age of the deceased.
3: Yes. They have to air the movie for the company that they purchased it from.
4: Yes, you will die.
5: No
6: King Richard the Lion-heart was gay.
7: The Egg and the Rabbit are both symbols of fertility.
8: No shape.
9: Maybe it's because of the weight of the rain or they don't wanna get water on their heads.
10: Because people suck.
User avatar #94 - demonbunny (10/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"If a King is gay and marries another guy, what is that guy to the royal family?"

A Queen.
User avatar #89 - Seventeen (10/13/2010) [-]
Because you don't know not to steal it until you have stolen it and read it.
#76 - falloutIII (10/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
what shape is the sky?.....

its questions like that that get you in the 12th dimension
User avatar #228 - BenBuja (10/13/2010) [-]
9. I Bend over my bike so it doesn't rust. and so my shirt collar covers the back of my neck
#206 - TheBanana (10/13/2010) [-]
the sky is banana shaped
#196 - xGODx (10/13/2010) [-]
Don't worry about it!
User avatar #29 - Griketwentyten (10/13/2010) [-]
well they wouldnt know untill they read the bible
User avatar #6 - pyrothermal (10/12/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Would it be okay if I tried answering these?
User avatar #15 to #11 - Kreetycal (10/12/2010) [-]
lol @ 10
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