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DON‘ T FLOR H
LITTLE OLD LADIES
Defense Attorney:
will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
lam 94 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened the night of April sst:
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on
my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on
the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly,
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down:
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn' t stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since
my Albert died some " years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and
excited. I haven' t felt that good in years:
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'splay' that
I Just laid down and told him ''Take me,
young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no: He Just yelled, "April Fools."
That' s when I shot the little bastard:
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