I think she started white(Read descrip). What is everyone's opinion on this ?<br /> The things people do to themselves?<br /> This is disgusting.&lt
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I think she started white(Read descrip)

What is everyone's opinion on this **** ?<br />
The things people do to themselves?<br />
This **** is disgusting.<br />
Oh it's supposed to be funny, so here is a joke,<br />
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.<br />
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On their wedding night, she told her new husband, &quot;Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.&quot;<br />
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&quot;What?&quot; said the puzzled groom.<br />
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&quot;How can that be if you've been married ten times?&quot;<br />
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&quot;Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.<br />
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Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.<br />
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Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.<br />
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Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.<br />
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Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.<br />
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Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.<br />
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Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.<br />
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Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.<br />
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Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.<br />
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Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!&quot;<br />
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&quot;Good,&quot; said the new husband, &quot;but, why?&quot;<br />
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&quot;You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!&quot;

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Submitted: 10/08/2010
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#2 - propervillain (10/08/2010) [-]
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
User avatar #4 - barrythemonkey (10/08/2010) [-]
that thing looks like a dude, but any hole is a goal
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#1 - townshend (10/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#5 to #1 - DeadMetalXVIII **User deleted account** (10/08/2010) [-]
cuz you cany :P
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