WORDS OF ADVICE
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down
to his level and beat you with experience.
2. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly and
for the same reason.
3. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you dont
have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
4. Evening news is when they begin with Good
Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it ism.
5. My mother never saw the irony in calling me tit
son of a bitch.
6. We never really grow up, we only learn how to
act in public.
7. War does not determine who is right, only who is
8. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house
faster than the police.
9. Sex is not the answer, sex is the question.
Yes' is the answer.
10. If I agreed with you, we' d both be wrong.