Everyone's a better ninja than Naruto.

Ninja Mario cauld kick the shit outta any other ninja easy :D

except chuck norris

i heard chuck norris ran round the word fifty times in 2 seconds had sex with twenty chicks from 21 countries, swam across the Sahara desert, and made osama binladen suck his 300,000,000,000,000,000,000 inch shlong then stabbed him in the throat with a spoon

make a movie of that and tell me that isnt the most fucking epi thing you could ever see.

had sex with twenty women in two seconds? I thought I had a hard time....