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N. Korean citizen (10/07/2010) [-]
"I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?" ~Homer Simpson
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Mynd (10/07/2010) [+]
(1 reply)
"It is a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a womans separation, this kind of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
-Eric Cartman
-Eric Cartman
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patriotic canadian (10/07/2010) [+]
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my favorite is another from Groucho
"i find TV very educational. whenever someone turns it on, i leave the room and go read a good book"
"i find TV very educational. whenever someone turns it on, i leave the room and go read a good book"
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VladDracula (10/07/2010) [+]
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Don't forget the other legend Winston Churchill one:
(At a party)
Lady: Sir, you are drunk!
Churchill: Yes, but you are ugly, and In the morning I will be sober.
(At a party)
Lady: Sir, you are drunk!
Churchill: Yes, but you are ugly, and In the morning I will be sober.
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MyJabbaBabyWocky (10/07/2010) [+]
(4 replies)
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
-The Late, Great, Colonel Sanders.
-The Late, Great, Colonel Sanders.
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FAILmadeofWIN **User deleted account** (10/07/2010) [-] My personal favorite is from my geometry professor:
" I'd see it your way, but I cant put my head that far up my asscrack."
" I'd see it your way, but I cant put my head that far up my asscrack."
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TheSneakyjoker (10/07/2010) [-] Peace through discussion. But if a situation arises, slap a bitch
