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l never forget a face, but in
your case HI be glad to make
an exception"
Groucho Marx
If you try and take a cat apart to see
how it works, the first thing you have
on your hands is cat.
Douglas Adams '
The appropriate age for marriage
is around eighteen for girls and
for men."
L- Aristotle
Run for office'? No. I' slept with
i too many women, I' done too
many drugs, and I' been to
too many parties.
George Clooney
If you were my husband, iii
I' d put arsenic in your v
coffee.
Lady's; Astor ,
Madame, if I were
your husband,
l _ T l Iwould drink it.
f, k -Winston Churchill
I celebrated Thanksgiving in
Oldfashioned way. l invite F"
in my neighborhood to-
my house, we balan en s
feast, and Hm killed the _ T d
took their land. f
Jon Stewart
A pair of powerful spectacles
has sometimes sufficed to
cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When did I realie I was God?
Well, I was praying and I
suddenly realized I was talking
to myself.
Peter O' Toole
With my wife I don' t get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to
the best woman a man ever had.'
The me.
Rodney Dangerfield
If you' re a lesbian, why P
are you turning me on'?"
Stephen Colbert PT'"
I rage's is when I cut my finger.'
Comedy is when you fall into
an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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#319 - ICEDgrunge (10/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
my first comment!i hope i dont fujck up!
#2 - anonymous (10/06/2010) [+] (7 replies)
y this no make front paige?
#3 to #2 - soulsilver (10/07/2010) [-]
Y U NO HAVE PICTURE?
#4 - Gawd (10/07/2010) [-]
#20 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [-]
"I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?" ~Homer Simpson
#59 - The useful idiot (10/07/2010) [-]
Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop  
-Scatman
Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop
-Scatman
#45 - CreepyNeighbor (10/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
these men




are GODS!
#21 - moketu ONLINE (10/07/2010) [-]
User avatar #1 - FloggingMolly (10/06/2010) [+] (7 replies)
I like it
#92 - Mynd (10/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"It is a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a womans separation, this kind of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
-Eric Cartman
User avatar #46 - patriotic canadian (10/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
my favorite is another from Groucho

"i find TV very educational. whenever someone turns it on, i leave the room and go read a good book"
#32 - VladDracula (10/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Don't forget the other legend Winston Churchill one:

(At a party)

Lady: Sir, you are drunk!

Churchill: Yes, but you are ugly, and In the morning I will be sober.
User avatar #18 - Savos Mok (10/07/2010) [-]
Winston Churchill, FTW!
#119 - MyJabbaBabyWocky (10/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
-The Late, Great, Colonel Sanders.
#93 - COOKIEHS (10/07/2010) [-]
RAPEFACE!
#287 - Thisdoesnotamuseme (10/07/2010) [+] (17 replies)
DANCE PARTY! GO
DANCE PARTY! GO
+11
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User avatar #130 - TheSchwartz (10/07/2010) [-]
"My cock is much bigger than yours!" SOAD
#25 - TheSneakyjoker (10/07/2010) [-]
Peace through discussion. But if a situation arises, slap a bitch
#67 - GSysKaien (10/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
YOU, SHUT THE **** UP WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING.
-Billy Mays
#41 - JustAGamer (10/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Derp
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