Weapon Troll. I loled did you?. Posted at: M: M: 07 Original ad: Disguisable weapons wanted Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc, Offerin
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Weapon Troll

I loled did you?

Posted at: M: M: 07
Original ad:
Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc,
Offering: cash, items fer barter
Hey,
I saw your ad looking fer concealable/ disguised weapons. I have several items
you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and
pricks
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff - to Me:
I am- lets see what you got.
From Me to Jeff *** H E
Jeff,
Here you gm
Looks like a natinal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly ddi" half- smooth, knife with tactical grip. one
minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with
this deadly and disguised weapon.
I am asking fer the blade. Let me know if you want to step by and take a look at it.
Mike
From Jeff - to Me:
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap- unless you have anything better to offer, dent
waste my time.
Jeff,
f am serry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I
think you will feel differently about.
Mike
From Jeff - to Me:
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can **** eff.
Jeff,
Thank you fer . Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will
love:
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you
will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock EC. You will be able to pour your enemies a
nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Acking Elli} fer the gun/ cup combo.
Still thirsty fer justice? Try this badass disguised as a of soda. The box
has two finely crafted hales on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included} that
you with to attach. This weapon is only fer sale if you have a Class III permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli
gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The quilted tissues serve as a
comfertable grip on the pulpfiction shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the
heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready fer action. Asking Milli} for the
weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra per box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
youre a ******* dumbass, *********** , asswipe, retarded ******* . you prob walk around
with that **** too you dumb mother ****** . I hape you get hit by a can **** eff, eat slit,
and die.
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Submitted: 10/06/2010
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User avatar #1 - LiamNeeson (10/06/2010) [-]
Really funny, so I gave you a thumb, but check if its been posted already next time.
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