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How to spot a douchebag

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#55 - Ahh iTz MLG (10/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#123 - fungusamongus (10/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#172 - anonymous (10/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
im a chick, and what you call a douchebag i call sexy. and before you say it, i'm already IN my kitchen!
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#9 - anonymous (10/06/2010) [+] (14 replies)
JEEZ! you little kids dont get it on here do you? this is what is "cool" these days. i am sorry if you get made fun of but its only your fault.
#16 to #9 - TheSneakyjoker (10/06/2010) [-]
This is also what is cool today...
just because its "cool" doesnt mean I should like it
#127 - Ronald mcdonald (10/06/2010) [-]
you forgot the blue tooth in all the time. its like someones catching douchbags and tagging them
#66 - thetacoslave (10/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
welcome to jersey
welcome to jersey
#38 - AsianMatadogas (10/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
All the ******* kids at my school have the mother ******* hair and pop their ******* collars!!!!!!
#135 - Thatcooldude **User deleted account** (10/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**Thatcooldude rolls 1,525** quads
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#75 - Eggs (10/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
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#4 to #3 - jadedragon (10/06/2010) [-]
blah blah blah thats all i hear mister fagatron of the douchobots
blah blah blah thats all i hear mister fagatron of the douchobots
#95 - touristhunter ONLINE (10/06/2010) [-]
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User avatar #20 - holycrapiliektoast (10/06/2010) [-]
dont forget that their tan makes them look like they were rolled on a bag of doritoes
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#121 - aTastyCooky (10/06/2010) [-]
You just described Jersey Shore. THANK YOU.

Here's a cookie from a tasty cooky.
#115 - strifethethird ONLINE (10/06/2010) [-]
i hate him already
User avatar #79 - jhunter (10/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
And knowing is half the battle.
#21 - HughHefner (10/06/2010) [-]
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