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#75 - HBG (05/31/2010) [-]
This is one of the most awesome Comics on FJ.
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#59 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
Please stop. These comics are terrible.
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User avatar #74 to #59 - Blakichu (02/01/2010) [-]
YOUR TERRIBLE
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#73 to #59 - anonymous (12/11/2009) [-]
oh, sorry i thought i was on FUNNYjunk
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#72 to #59 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
Your comics are terrible!
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#63 to #59 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
yeah these comics are pointless. they're not funny in the least bit.
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User avatar #65 to #63 - vPBJv (12/03/2009) [-]
#63 your humor is probably you licking a hairy ball sack and swallowing cum
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#68 to #65 - anonymous (12/05/2009) [-]
just because he doesnt like something you do, doesnt mean he has no sense of humor... maybe you dont have a sense of smartness
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#76 to #68 - sleipher (05/04/2011) [-]
maybe you lack a sense of shut the hell up stupid anon?
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User avatar #71 to #68 - shlacka (12/05/2009) [-]
smartness? lol, that was funny
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#61 to #59 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
these comics are amazing, please keep it up!
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#60 to #59 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
yet funny
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User avatar #58 - Gazaaa (12/03/2009) [-]
Add one on the end of someone beating up edward cullen and this would be an epic win!! :)
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#57 - Legendmaker (12/03/2009) [-]
Death is not funny in any way shape or form. I gaurantee if you were on the otherside of the grave youd give anything to live again.
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#62 to #57 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
or not, depends on how bad/good it is on the other side you know? we can't know for sure life is better, conversely we can't know death is better. my point is you can't guarantee that...
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User avatar #66 to #62 - vPBJv (12/03/2009) [-]
IF there is a other side
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#55 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
the last guy is most epic survival
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#54 - FuckTheJapanese (12/03/2009) [-]
i think this is making fun of guys that have to put there hand over the wound?
anyway, theriddler you should start posting these again or add me as a friend, need moar
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#47 - Alexandor (12/03/2009) [-]
Too long
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#44 - heatfirelukewarm (12/03/2009) [-]
I hope to never be murdered and die at sensible age of 120...but if I had to choose would pick niether...why would I want to die early?..
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#56 to #44 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
to get yourself out of society cuz youre fat and no one likes you
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User avatar #51 to #44 - chrispbacon (12/03/2009) [-]
to be an hero
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#39 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
I fucking love the last one!
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#37 - anonymous (12/02/2009) [-]
STOP POSTING THESE GAY COMICS
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#67 to #37 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
Stop posting these gay comments!
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#69 to #67 - anonymous (12/05/2009) [-]
stop posting youre gay comments on how you think my comments are gay!
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#48 to #37 - lifeanddeath ONLINE (12/03/2009) [-]
if u dotn liek them dont fuickign read them go read twilight or something douch bag
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User avatar #38 to #37 - Wonder (12/03/2009) [-]
If you don't like them, then fuck off.
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#40 to #38 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
fuck you.. I cant help it.. i wouldnt mind if there were a few of these here and there, but THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!! AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM SUCKS!!
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User avatar #42 to #40 - theriddler (12/03/2009) [-]
hey chill ive stopped posting them, these are old ones that are coming up now.
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#45 to #42 - JackRussellTerrier (12/03/2009) [-]
They wouldn't be up here if more people didn't like them than not like them, though you are saturating the market a bit.
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User avatar #41 to #40 - theriddler (12/03/2009) [-]
hey chill ive stopped posting them, these are old ones that are coming up now.
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#36 - anonymous (12/02/2009) [-]
I don't get it. I mean, I get the comic, just not the fact that this boring comic is posted everywhere on the site. Also, QUIT WITH THE FUCKING TWILIGHT BASHING! You turds are just angry that all us girls are more obsessed with Twilight then we are with you gay fags!
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#64 to #36 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
No, I'm a girl and I'm not obsessed with Twilight. Why? Because the movies SUCK. Books are good, the movies suck. And they got WAY TOO CRAZY with the merchandise for it. I mean, c'mon, ACTION FIGURES?!?!? WTF. Shirts and posters I can understand, but lunchboxes is going WAY TOO OVERBOARD.
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#52 to #36 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
It's funny how you incorporate Twilight into a harmless comedic comic strip,

You obviously, have no life whatsoever and live underground - Afraid of coming to the outside world to get bashed.
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#49 to #36 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
Why would gay fags be jealous of a girl who's obsessed over a gay fag?
P.S. Nothing you love exists.
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#50 to #49 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
the reason i love vampires is that they are so flexible. you can do just about anything with them. fly, turn into bats, mist, immortal. there are only 2 rules if you make something with a vampire in it.

they have to drink blood of some sort
and they do NOT FUCKING SPARKLE
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#70 to #50 - OnyxLiar (12/05/2009) [-]
Yea, the bat and mist thing is kinda stupid.
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#46 to #36 - OnyxLiar (12/03/2009) [-]
"Us girls"? Excuse me, but I fucken hate Twilight.
You can go to hell, ya mindless twat.
(Oh, and sorry to burst your bubble, but these "gay fags" will be the best you could get. If you ever met a vampire, he'd eat your dumb ass.)
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#53 to #46 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
Irish, English or American ....?
I cannot place you OnyxLiar

'...ya mindless twat..' = pure Dublin
'....fucken hate...' = East End London
'...dumb ass..' = Yank all the way (not sure which state..sorra)
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#35 - anonymous (12/02/2009) [-]
I'd be more like the 2nd scenario, except I'd be giving myself boners whether I was shot or not.
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#34 - stallion (12/02/2009) [-]
haha if i where shot id also wanna die from natural causes like that guy
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#32 - anonymous (12/02/2009) [-]
Who is even shooting these people in the first place/
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User avatar #31 - whatnopaper (12/02/2009) [-]
lmao...lucky
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#29 - anonymous (12/02/2009) [-]
You'd think someone would notice if you have been living with a bullet wound your whole life LOL
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#28 - anonymous (12/02/2009) [-]
wtf? these are all shit.
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#43 to #28 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
agreed.
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User avatar #27 - ashleymofo (12/02/2009) [-]
Is this making fun of those movies where the character gets shot then still does all this shit to save the day?
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#30 to #27 - anonymous (12/02/2009) [-]
I think so.
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#33 to #30 - anonymous (12/02/2009) [-]
If it was Hancock everybody would get a rocketlauncher to the face in a hospital and live by running away from eachother.
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#26 - JackRussellTerrier (12/02/2009) [-]
Amazing, don't stop posting these :D
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User avatar #25 - SOUL CRUSHER (12/02/2009) [-]
you know....that food ine in geniuse
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