FUCK YEAH. Stupid cunt-wads, the book doesn't exist yet, you don't know what happens, I do. so shut the up!!!! [notspeakingtothepeoplewithanybrains]. IN BREAKIN
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FUCK YEAH

Stupid cunt-wads, the book doesn't exist yet, you don't know what happens, I do. so shut the **** up!!!! [notspeakingtothepeoplewithanybrains]

IN BREAKING
Edward dies
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Submitted: 12/02/2009
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User avatar #298 - Bacula ONLINE (12/02/2009) [-]
Edward is pale because there is no light in the closet.
#472 - 4chan refugee (12/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i dont mean to be rude...and hate to say this but: you fagots on funnyjunk talk more about edward then the actual fans......sorry but it needed to be said....you can go ahead and thumbs down it but its true and that will never change!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #617 - shlacka (12/05/2009) [+] (9 replies)
HEY GIRLS (and guys) WHO LIKE TWILIGHT LISTEN UP! YOU SUCK!

Now that I have your attention, I would like to point out certain known facts:
-Vampires don't sparkle.
-Vampires aren't gay (don't got anything against gays, but it's the truth).
-Vampires are PURE EVIL. Really, I think Dracula was supposed to have made some deal with the devil. Whatever, just watch Van Helsing.
-You have no life.
-Many well known writers, including Steven King, have criticized the author of Twilight's writing.
-And even without the vampires, Twilight would still a poorly writen, cheesy, and uninteresting half-ass romance novel. You are worse then JONAS BROTHER FANS. Unless you're both. If that's so, go to hell.
#689 - 4chan refugee (12/08/2009) [+] (8 replies)
he doesnt die......though ...i wish he did.........hes so damn ugly!!!.......im a girl xD
#91 - 4chan refugee (12/02/2009) [-]
thats 4 books too late.
#476 - 4chan refugee (12/03/2009) [-]
And...who gives a **** ?
User avatar #322 - KBuzz (12/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
um.. isnt he already dead?... cause you know... hes a vampire?... and.. they're.. dead? ... just figured id state that >.> (not a fan of Twilight)
#674 - 4chan refugee (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
HE DIES BY SNAPPING HIS NECK BECAUSE HE TRIES TO SUCK HIS PENIS
#401 - 4chan refugee (12/02/2009) [-]
... Actually, no he doesn't. Though Bella almost does! And yes, I have read them. All four of them. No, I do not love Twilight, nor do I hate it.
#344 - 4chan refugee (12/02/2009) [+] (3 replies)
your a dumbass! he dies in harry potter 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
User avatar #9 - JesterHead (12/02/2009) [-]
i'm not happy
why couldn't he die on page one of the first book?
#569 - 4chan refugee (12/03/2009) [-]
I think Edward would be be a better fairy than a vampire. He's sparkly, lives in a forest, and is nice to people, unlike vampires.
#511 - 4chan refugee (12/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
the 4 book he dies? NOOOO!!.......... Should've made it the first and get it done with -_-
#482 - 4chan refugee (12/03/2009) [+] (3 replies)
in breaking dawn.

yes, edward is dead, but hes dead in all of them. HES A ******* VAMPIRE!

twilight ******* SUCKS
#1 - 4chan refugee (12/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
First...and
It looks like the ending to the vampire book...(puts on glasses)...sucks for the fans.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
#3 to #1 - 4chan refugee (12/02/2009) [-]
Take your glasses off. You fail.
#473 - 4chan refugee (12/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
yeah in Breaking Dawn, Edward Doesnt Die. You would know that if you read the book ******** . If you aint read the books, you shouldn't say **** dickhead....
#480 to #473 - 4chan refugee (12/03/2009) [-]
so you're saying you read it huh.. fag vampire fan :D
#434 - 4chan refugee (12/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
....um in uh...breaking dawn....they have a baby 0.0
#437 to #434 - 4chan refugee (12/02/2009) [-]
Impossible!!! Males cannot conceive
#410 - 4chan refugee (12/02/2009) [-]
Uhhh isnt he already dead?
#699 - 4chan refugee (12/09/2009) [-]
FAT BEN **** EDWARD
#48 - 4chan refugee (12/02/2009) [+] (3 replies)
he doesnt die......he screws bella though :)
#49 to #48 - 4chan refugee (12/02/2009) [-]
edward has no bloodflow. he can't get hard, thus he can't screw bella.
the cheating whore must have gotten pregnant with jacob.
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