FUCK YEAH. Stupid cunt-wads, the book doesn't exist yet, you don't know what happens, I do. so shut the up!!!! [notspeakingtothepeoplewithanybrains]. IN BREAKIN
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FUCK YEAH

Stupid cunt-wads, the book doesn't exist yet, you don't know what happens, I do. so shut the **** up!!!! [notspeakingtothepeoplewithanybrains]

IN BREAKING
Edward dies
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User avatar #298 - Bacula ONLINE (12/02/2009) [-]
Edward is pale because there is no light in the closet.
#472 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i dont mean to be rude...and hate to say this but: you fagots on funnyjunk talk more about edward then the actual fans......sorry but it needed to be said....you can go ahead and thumbs down it but its true and that will never change!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #617 - shlacka (12/05/2009) [+] (9 replies)
HEY GIRLS (and guys) WHO LIKE TWILIGHT LISTEN UP! YOU SUCK!

Now that I have your attention, I would like to point out certain known facts:
-Vampires don't sparkle.
-Vampires aren't gay (don't got anything against gays, but it's the truth).
-Vampires are PURE EVIL. Really, I think Dracula was supposed to have made some deal with the devil. Whatever, just watch Van Helsing.
-You have no life.
-Many well known writers, including Steven King, have criticized the author of Twilight's writing.
-And even without the vampires, Twilight would still a poorly writen, cheesy, and uninteresting half-ass romance novel. You are worse then JONAS BROTHER FANS. Unless you're both. If that's so, go to hell.
#689 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/08/2009) [+] (8 replies)
he doesnt die......though ...i wish he did.........hes so damn ugly!!!.......im a girl xD
#91 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2009) [-]
thats 4 books too late.
#476 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [-]
And...who gives a **** ?
User avatar #322 - KBuzz (12/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
um.. isnt he already dead?... cause you know... hes a vampire?... and.. they're.. dead? ... just figured id state that >.> (not a fan of Twilight)
#674 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
HE DIES BY SNAPPING HIS NECK BECAUSE HE TRIES TO SUCK HIS PENIS
#401 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2009) [-]
... Actually, no he doesn't. Though Bella almost does! And yes, I have read them. All four of them. No, I do not love Twilight, nor do I hate it.
#344 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2009) [+] (3 replies)
your a dumbass! he dies in harry potter 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
User avatar #9 - JesterHead (12/02/2009) [-]
i'm not happy
why couldn't he die on page one of the first book?
#569 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [-]
I think Edward would be be a better fairy than a vampire. He's sparkly, lives in a forest, and is nice to people, unlike vampires.
#511 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
the 4 book he dies? NOOOO!!.......... Should've made it the first and get it done with -_-
#482 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [+] (3 replies)
in breaking dawn.

yes, edward is dead, but hes dead in all of them. HES A ******* VAMPIRE!

twilight ******* SUCKS
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
First...and
It looks like the ending to the vampire book...(puts on glasses)...sucks for the fans.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
#3 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2009) [-]
Take your glasses off. You fail.
#473 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [+] (1 reply)
yeah in Breaking Dawn, Edward Doesnt Die. You would know that if you read the book ******** . If you aint read the books, you shouldn't say **** dickhead....
#480 to #473 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/03/2009) [-]
so you're saying you read it huh.. fag vampire fan :D
#434 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2009) [+] (1 reply)
....um in uh...breaking dawn....they have a baby 0.0
#437 to #434 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2009) [-]
Impossible!!! Males cannot conceive
#410 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2009) [-]
Uhhh isnt he already dead?
#699 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
FAT BEN **** EDWARD
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2009) [+] (3 replies)
he doesnt die......he screws bella though :)
#49 to #48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2009) [-]
edward has no bloodflow. he can't get hard, thus he can't screw bella.
the cheating whore must have gotten pregnant with jacob.
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