Killer Consoles. Yea... Wii's are danger waiting to happen.<br /> Edit: Thanks to everyone who thumbed this up! I come home from work today and I have 6 o
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Killer Consoles

Yea... Wii's are danger waiting to happen.<br />
Edit: Thanks to everyone who thumbed this up! I come home from work today and I have 6 of my pictures in the top 15 (top funnyjunk bar on the left)

TO POPULAR ,
THESE DO NOT MAKE ME A KILLER.
WELL, MAYBE THE Wetmore. Trm, sawr' s DANGEROUS
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#6 - IndeedGoodSir **User deleted account** (10/04/2010) [-]
This Isn't Even Wii-Motely Amusing.
Who am I kidding this is the **** ...
#242 - Raze (10/04/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Is mayonaise a Killer Console?
User avatar #37 - OMGROFLMAO (10/04/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Its cause they're black isn't it?
#135 - FallAndRise (10/04/2010) [+] (9 replies)
DAMMIT! i knew id be late for the photoshot!
#60 - Fuggle (10/04/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Ever step on a PlayStation controller?
Ever step on a PlayStation controller?
User avatar #328 - ProffesorAwesome (10/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
black wiimotes are longer than the white wiimotes
User avatar #86 - cystemic (10/04/2010) [+] (7 replies)
i knew a guy who knew a guy who was playing wii sports and forgot to strap the wiimote to his wrist. While swinging it flew off his wrist and decapitated my friend. He panicked at the sudden death and ran away with the wiimote. But alas, he had forgotten to slide it into the silicon protector sleeve and the wiimote slipped from his hand and decapitated everyone at the nearest bus stop. He decided to take this powerful weapon to the nuclear powerplant to destroy it for it clearly was too dangerous for him to handle. Before he could make it past the gate however, the light flashed into his eyes and blinded him, it was in this instant that he tripped over and the wiimote was flung at the nearest nuclear reactor core. There were no survivors.
#18 - samisBATCHS (10/04/2010) [+] (4 replies)
yes wii-motes = death ask my phone
#170 - LeetJohn (10/04/2010) [+] (25 replies)
My mouse



Has 13 buttons.
User avatar #171 to #170 - chunkypuffscereal (10/04/2010) [-]
You've got to be a real badass to smoke inside a helmet.
#359 - anonymous (10/04/2010) [-]
Yeah uhmm.. First time I played Wii at my cousins, I was playing bowling.. I stuck my leg out too far while I was doing a fast bowl... the end of the remote hit my arm and flung up with my wrist and hit me in the head..

It was enough force that it knocked me out for like 10 minutes.

I got a strike though ;D
#5 - ChillyThePenguin (10/04/2010) [+] (11 replies)
why the **** did motion control become such a huge thing in gaming. i mean what the ****
#302 - angrysaget (10/04/2010) [+] (8 replies)
THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!
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User avatar #158 - Notnamed (10/04/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Guns don't kill people. Wii-motes kill people
#23 - TheMasterShake (10/04/2010) [-]
No those do not. However they do teach you how to survive zombies. Just like in school, not by example, but in theory....
#268 - MadeToComment (10/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the real killer console
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User avatar #393 - xxELITExx (10/04/2010) [-]
my friend broke his brand new 55 inch flatscreen with a wii. i saw it and almost cried
#382 - Pokokomo (10/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Actually GTA taught me more than my father did, now i know how to get my cash back from a hooker.  
  
and you can carry over 5 weapons and look like you have none.  
  
AH, life lessons
Actually GTA taught me more than my father did, now i know how to get my cash back from a hooker.

and you can carry over 5 weapons and look like you have none.

AH, life lessons
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