Gay Marriage. I saw these reasons and decided to bring them all together.<br /> Note: Enlarge to Read Better. Also...<br /> THE REASONS AREN'T REAL.
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Gay Marriage

I saw these reasons and decided to bring them all together.<br />
Note: Enlarge to Read Better. Also...<br />
THE REASONS AREN'T REAL.

10 reasons why gay marriage should be illegal
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
OI) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses. polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds dam behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn' t changed at all; women are still property. blacks still can' t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Emmy Spears' marriage would be destroyed
no Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples. infertile couples. and old people shouldn' t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren' t full yet, and the world needs more children.
ll?) gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That' s why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and animale role model at home. That' s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
IO) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms- Just like we haven' t adapted to cars, the service- sector economy, or longer life spans.
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Submitted: 10/03/2010
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#2 - thelamp (10/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Your gonna get a lot of thumbs down from a bunch of idiots who only read the title and didn't get the joke, but good luck.
I'll check back later to see if the green thumb i gave you multiplies :).
User avatar #1 - guymandude (10/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL(it goes on like that for a while) at first I thought it was actually a hate list, then by the 2nd one I was like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH.
#7 - intupspaturken (10/03/2010) [-]
kinda reminds of that episode on southpark ''you guys won't be called maried couples you couples will called buttbuddies
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