Most Embarrasing Moment. . f so I walked around most of the clay oblivious to the fact I had an old sock sticking out of my pant leg. What is your most embarras
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f so I walked around most of the clay oblivious to the fact I had an old sock sticking out of
my pant leg. What is your most embarrassing moment? ()
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Ar " i was sitting there in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chair, and this hot girl saw me. really,
really hot, i kind of had a thing far her for a couple of months, and we smiled at eachother and stuff but she sat
pretty far away so we didn' t say much more than "hi''. anyway she saw me doing that and it was before class
actually started so we could move around and stuff, so she came up and offered to crack my back for me, and i
thought it was kind of weird, but i accepted. so i stand up and she crosses my arms in front of me and stands right
behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me thave you ever seen people crack backs this way? i
have seen it, but it is weird to explain}
anyway, it wasn' t , so she tried a huge bounce. something popped really loudly, but then when she set me
down i couldn' t feel my legs it was like they were totally asleep, so i ******* collapsed in a heap on the ground, my
legs going off in weird directions. than i heard a more loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, i was
so embarrassed and i looked up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like what the hell is going
on so i tried ta get up and run away, but my legs didn' t work. i couldn' t move, and over the nest thirty seconds or
so my colon emptied really loudly. my teacher was hells mad and thought i was just being a freak ******** on the
Mor, but after a while they realized i wasn' t kidding around and they called an ambulance
so i went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in
between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery and now i' m completely fine
sty,.,' t never went back to that school
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User avatar #1 - xDismantleMex (10/01/2010) [-]
"They thought I was just eing a freak ******** on the floor" <--Favourite bit. Also if the most embarassing thing that's happened to the other guy is having a sock hanging out of his pant leg, he needs to live a little more!
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