man walks into a bar and sees a man who is a foot tall playing
he piano. The small man is playing the piano perfectly without
missing a key. Next to the small man is a shiny Arabian lamp.
he man walks up to the tiny piano player and says "That' s
amazing, but how is it even possible?" The small man says, "l' ll
ell you a secret. I got these skills because ofa wish granted by
he genie in this lamp. The normal sized man, amazed, says
Wow, do you think I could give it a try?" The small man says
Sure. Go right ahead." The normal guy excitedly grabbed the
lamp and ran out ofthe bar.
Another man walked up to the dwarf and asked him ''I
iust saw what happened there. Why on earth would you give
another man a genie that could grant you any wish in the
orld???" The dwarf replied "Well, I gave away the genie
because I think he may be slightly deaf." "Why do you say that?"
replied the other man. "Because," said the dwarf, "what kind of
guy wishes for a 12 inch pianist?"