Best night ever. The best night ever. I saw her across the room at a party. I was pretty high, I will admit. She was wearings soft cotton number and faced towar yes best night ever lol Couch
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Best night ever. The best night ever. I saw her across the room at a party. I was pretty high, I will admit. She was wearings soft cotton number and faced towar

The best night ever

I saw her across the room at a party. I was pretty high, I will admit. She was wearings soft cotton number and faced towards me. I walked otterco her. I started to talk with her, she said nothing. I began to caress
her body- it was amazing. She didn' t give me a sign to stop, SO I continued. The passion we had can only be described as heavenly. I began to unzip, she didn' t stop me. We were about to screw in the middle of
the party. I stuck it in her, going slow at first, but then speeding up. I began screaming in extacy, and then I finally came all over her body. People were staring at us, but I didn' t care, I had found mytube love. My
friend walked over to me and said "Dude, you just fucked my couch." It was the best night ever.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#51 - Eggs
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he was amazing
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#66 to #54 - Eggs
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User avatar #72 to #54 - samoaspider
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well just **** it...
User avatar #69 to #51 - SuperKJ
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I read it in your voice
User avatar #71 to #69 - Eggs
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...uh... theres a voice for a couch?
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#81 to #14 - MrBounce
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You said you would never tell...
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#15 to #14 - spudzilla
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cool story bro
#19 to #15 - UKDan
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(10/02/2010) [-]
WEINERS!
#16 to #14 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account**
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#38 - TonyStrad
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nuff said.....
nuff said.....
#60 to #38 - anon id: 9d473a3c
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**** YO' COUCH *****!!!
User avatar #68 to #60 - funnyjunkjokester
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'WHAT AM I DO ABOUT MY LEGS, CHARLEY MURPHY!!!'
User avatar #76 to #38 - toweley
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cocaine is a helluva drug
#24 - TreesyDoesIt
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#30 to #24 - anon id: 51553112
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i wish i knew what twist is

BUT ITS TOO DAMN SMALL
#28 to #24 - MassiveClawjob
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LOOK AT IT NOW AND FIGHT ME!
#31 to #28 - TheEpicTroll
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WAIT! Don't fight! *Sits down comfortably with popcorn* Okay, sorry for interrupting, carry on.
#32 to #31 - MassiveClawjob
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#49 - BrutalAnalRapist
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#39 - falloutIII
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he should of said this
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#35 - MitchellK
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#5 - yoyoyok
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dont do drugs, kids
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User avatar #7 to #6 - nategoderFTW
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and now i'm ******* the couch and i know why
User avatar #9 to #7 - majorbane
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because i got high, because i got high, because i got hiIIigh
User avatar #47 to #9 - FuckingLugia
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I was gonna save the hobbits but then i got high