Gamestop employee handbook.. Well said College Humor. I still like gamestop tho...<br /> (Why cant i quit you?). Make sure to be a snotty assh‘ who PB 4;
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Gamestop employee handbook.

Well said College Humor. I still like gamestop tho...<br />
(Why cant i quit you?)

Make sure to be a snotty assh‘ who
PB 4; fii somehow has deluded himself into
thinking everyone is K% WE of his low-
paying job simply because he is
surrounded by videogaming all day.
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Now that you have a false sense of superiority,
you can begin to interact with your customers in
a manner that suggests total contempt for any
human being not generated by a graphics card
in a gaming system.
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It is essential to make your customers feel ignorant
when they inquire about anything. To make this
mindset easier to attain, imagine that your in depth
knowledge of the videogame industry is universal to
all people and that not having this knowledge would
make a person foolish. Be sure to reinforce your
superiority by being extremely sarcastic.
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Upon completion oi the transaction,
send the customer on his way by warmly
and kindly ignoring him and discussing
minutiae with your coworker.
Dude, Mario Kart is so a gm game! _
Seriously, you have to snow it your
vagina before it lets you play!
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We have a virtual monopoly on
sales so it doesn' t matter if we act like arrogant,
dismissive dickheads when dealing with customers!"
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Submitted: 10/01/2010
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#2 - JeremyNJ (10/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Gamestop employees are actually really cool people.
#10 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
this is the stupidest thing i have seen in a while
#8 - anonymous (05/19/2012) [-]
Same here I also work for a Gamestop and I honestly think this is a bit over the top, Id say this applies more to the comic book/ tabletop gaming crowd. When they come in to the store they basically do to me what this comic is saying haha.
#7 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [-]
I work at GameStop....we hate the assholes like that just as much as you do. And they don't typically last very long. One of my favorite things about working there is talking to people about what they like/don't like/don't know about, and I feel pretty great when someone decides to buy a game I recommend, or has a game recommendation for me that I end up loving. No one gives a shit about being surrounded by games, its working somewhere where you get to interact with gamers all day. Part of our job is customer service, so this shit really wouldn't fly. Thanks for making us all look like dicks though >.>
#6 - anonymous (11/14/2011) [-]
I actually find this more true from the people who work in privately owned game shops. I have only ran into one or two douches at gamestop.
#11 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [-]
I've been to literally over 20 different Gamestops in several different states and this is a close example of how most of the employees act. I haven't run in the sarcasm anywhere but they definitely treat you with disrespect and a total lack of interest in your business. All they care about is saying what they are supposed to say and talking to people who have the same interests as they do. And if you have a problem with any purchase or pre-order or other experience in the store, forget about any further hospitality if there was any to begin with.
#9 - anonymous (05/21/2012) [-]
this is great.its good to know that it was'nt just me feeling this vibe from these creeps.i'am glad someone is putting these little wimps on the spot.
#5 - anonymous (12/06/2010) [-]
if you hate gamestop your a fag
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