Gamestop employee handbook.
Make sure to be a snotty assh‘ who
PB 4; fii somehow has deluded himself into
thinking everyone is K% WE of his low-
paying job simply because he is
surrounded by videogaming all day.
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Now that you have a false sense of superiority,
you can begin to interact with your customers in
a manner that suggests total contempt for any
human being not generated by a graphics card
in a gaming system.
It is essential to make your customers feel ignorant
when they inquire about anything. To make this
mindset easier to attain, imagine that your in depth
knowledge of the videogame industry is universal to
all people and that not having this knowledge would
make a person foolish. Be sure to reinforce your
superiority by being extremely sarcastic.
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Upon completion oi the transaction,
send the customer on his way by warmly
and kindly ignoring him and discussing
minutiae with your coworker.
Dude, Mario Kart is so a gm game! _
Seriously, you have to snow it your
vagina before it lets you play!
NEVER Trigon Mill
We have a virtual monopoly on
sales so it doesn' t matter if we act like arrogant,
dismissive dickheads when dealing with customers!"