Eat the end of the tax_ year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the
ibooks of a hospital.
whice the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the .
hospital and said, "I notice you buy a_ aot of bandages. what do you do with
ithe end of the when there' s too Kittie left to be of any use?"
i” Good question," noted the CFO. "we save them up and send them back to the
bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
ihad a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
what about _ these piaster purchases? what do you do with what' s left
Boyer after setting a cast on a patient?"
ah, yes,” replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap
him with an unanswerable question. "we save it and send it back to the
and every now and then they send us a free package of
i" E ?,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he courd fluster the
he went on, "what do you do with the leftover foreskins from the
nere, too, we do not waste,‘ answered the Cfg. "what we do is save the
foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they
isend us a complete "DICK"!!