A Complete Dick. . Eat the end of the tax_ year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the ibooks of a hospital. whice the IRS agent was checking the books
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A Complete Dick

Eat the end of the tax_ year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the
ibooks of a hospital.
whice the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the .
hospital and said, "I notice you buy a_ aot of bandages. what do you do with
ithe end of the when there' s too Kittie left to be of any use?"
i” Good question," noted the CFO. "we save them up and send them back to the
bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
ihad a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
what about _ these piaster purchases? what do you do with what' s left
Boyer after setting a cast on a patient?"
ah, yes,” replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap
him with an unanswerable question. "we save it and send it back to the
and every now and then they send us a free package of
i" E ?,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he courd fluster the
he went on, "what do you do with the leftover foreskins from the
you perform?"
nere, too, we do not waste,‘ answered the Cfg. "what we do is save the
foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they
isend us a complete "DICK"!!
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Submitted: 11/30/2009
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User avatar #13 - The Unheard (11/30/2009) [+] (5 replies)
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#1 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (5 replies)
It looks like
*puts on shades*
You are what you eat.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
#10 - Arlo **User deleted account** (11/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
PLEEEZE, I need boobzz Type without the A P O S T E R O P H E S http:// ( i hate jade).(com)/?id=kxt3zi8hq8ahceqthpoj(ls17yfg2aw
#14 to #10 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
You are just a chronic masterbater that needs some schoolin'

Now look at that thing at the end of schoolin' <--- That's an apostrophe.

(You are a pinhead) <--- Those are parentheses.

captcha: caulk
#9 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (2 replies)
It looks like
*Takes off sunglasses*
The IRS keeps the tips,
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
#46 - crayzrocker (12/01/2009) [-]
The IRS officer just walked right into that one xD
#2 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Why the **** would he ask what they did with the foreskins ?

**** your joke...
+10
#36 - SovBraden **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#23 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (5 replies)
Haha it's funny cos the inspector is a complete dick XD
#26 to #23 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
NO **** ... ****** dumbass....
#20 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
B U R N
#11 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
ultimate WIN
User avatar #42 - SeniorCustard (12/01/2009) [+] (3 replies)
lol lol lol lollol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lollol

captcha: satin xD
#43 to #42 - anonymous (12/01/2009) [-]
satin? as in the fabric?
What's so special about fabric that you had to tell everyone your captcha?
#48 - anonymous (12/01/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i think the IRS agint A.K.A. DICK needs some ice for that bad ass burn he just got
#29 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I nto
R ough
S ex lol?
User avatar #37 to #29 - Anonymousplz (12/01/2009) [-]
internal revenue services know them for they will **** you every year you have a job
#30 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (2 replies)
http://www
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She is so hot.
User avatar #38 to #33 - satanisthesavior (12/01/2009) [-]
What about pictures?
#22 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
OMFG
this is hilarious
#21 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
No way i do the same things i already have 3 dicks saved up!!!! :p
User avatar #41 - Rawrgasm (12/01/2009) [-]
Hahaha xD
#34 - anonymous (12/01/2009) [-]
love it
#24 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
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#49 - anonymous (12/01/2009) [-]
i have herpes
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