Worth the Read. Yes, I know about the grammar mistakes. You don't need to remind me.. One day a horse was sitting in his living reeon flipping through the chann worth the read Horse Band
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Worth the Read

Yes, I know about the grammar mistakes. You don't need to remind me.

One day a horse was sitting in his living reeon flipping through the channels on
his TV. He was completely bored until he got to , and saw a guy shredding on
his guitar while playing the most epic guitar solo he had ever heard of. The horse
thought it was so sick that right then and there, he decided to form a band and
become a famous guitar player.
So the horse saved and saved until he got enough money to buy an electric
guitar. The horse practices for 2 years. 2 years later the horse goes up to the chicken
and says, "Hey, chicken, watch this! l, and plays the same guitar solo that he saw on
two years ago. The chicken thinks that it is so sick that he agrees to join the
cheeken' s band and become the drummer.
So the horse and the chicken saved and saved, until they got enough money to
buy the chicken a drum set. The chicken practices for 2 years (4 years total, but
that' s net important). 2 years later the horse and the chicken go up to the cow and
say, "Hey, eew. watah this! l, and the horse shreds on his guitar, with the chicken
accompanying him on the drums. The eew thinks that it is so sick that he agrees to
join their band and become the base player.
So the horse, eew. and chicken saved and saved, until they finally get enough
money to get the cow a base guitar. The cow practices for 2 years (6 years total, but
that' s net important). 2 years later, the cow, horse, and chicken all go up to the pig
and say "Hey, pig, watah this! l, and the horse shreds the solo, accompanied by the
cow and chicken. The eew thinks that it is so sick that he agrees to join their band
and become the singer.
So the four of them save and save so they can get the pig vocal lessons, and the
pig practices for 2 years (8 years total, but that' s net important). 2 years later, they all
play the song together, and decide to get huge. They start to play at bars and
restaurants, and everyone loves them (they' re the only animal band). 6 months later,
Jay Lenee goes up to the horse and asks him to play on his show.
The horse gets on a plane, goes to California, and agrees to play on the show.
Soon after, the pig, cow, and chicken all get on a plane to join the horse in California.
the plane crashes, and they all die. 3 hours later, the horse gets a call that all
his bandmates died. The horse goes into a depression, and decides to get a drink and
forget his troubles.
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "‘ the long face?"
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#31 - MitchellK (10/01/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Well I have the only Animated Band.
User avatar #8 - lifeoftheparty (10/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
so many mistakes..
'the chicken joined the chickens band'
'accompanied by the cow and the chicken. the cow thought this was so cool he decided to join the band'
also, as pre pointed out, bass was spelled wrong
User avatar #14 - ThisIsDERVASHAH (10/01/2010) [-]
As a bass player I am Offended... it's BASS not base. Sorry to be a grammar nazi but yeh.
#19 - SnazzyGuy (10/01/2010) [-]
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#20 - GEARBOY (10/01/2010) [-]
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User avatar #23 - UnrealEcko (10/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The cow think's it sick so he agrees to be the singer??? I thought he was the bass player
#18 - demented (10/01/2010) [-]
So much trolling!!!! D:
#22 - lollios (10/01/2010) [-]
<------------------- Do it horse
<------------------- Do it horse
User avatar #21 - Florence (10/01/2010) [-]
Base? really? If it was a typo IDRC, but if you think thats how you spell it, I'vegot some news for you...
User avatar #4 - maxpatrick (09/30/2010) [+] (3 replies)
according to this the cow joined the band twice as the singer and the bass player
User avatar #27 - dennisdamenace (10/01/2010) [-]
Well besides the ******** ending, you said the COW thought that the cow, horse and chicken was awesome and the COW decided to join the band....not the pig
User avatar #26 - Macketa (10/01/2010) [-]
read a little of the begining
decided it was too long
skipped and read the ending
User avatar #25 - dcdude (10/01/2010) [-]
a bass gutair is spelt bass not base and you spelt jay lenos name wrong and the joke wasnt funny why so many thumbs
User avatar #39 - suergonboi (10/01/2010) [-]
there is a typo in this when its at the pig it repeats itself saying the cow thought was so sick so he decided to join the band it should say pig
#35 - anonymous (10/01/2010) [-]
Cool story bro
#30 - anonymous (10/01/2010) [-]
Don't worry guys lemme fix this...forth paragraph first he they go up to the pig and say watch this then the pig is a cow..i think not sir.
#15 - anonymous (10/01/2010) [-]
WTF THAT WAS LAME
#10 - anonymous (10/01/2010) [-]
tl;dr
#1 - anonymous (09/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
you spelled bass wrong
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