Life; Explained. dont just look and leave, please thumb up! . on die lint day, Bed created the dag and said: EH ttn day by tho aittir or " amt hark at ammit Wat Life explained funny picture
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dont just look and leave, please thumb up!

on die lint day, Bed created the dag and said:
EH ttn day by tho aittir or " amt hark at ammit Watt III
past. For this, I will give yet: a life span at twenty years.’
The deg said: ‘That' s a lung tithe to he barking. Haw eheut new ten
years and Vii give we hack the ether tan?’
a Bad agreed.
all “IE , etah, GUN HIE and SHIN:
Entertain peepee, ea tricks, and make them laugh. Far this, I' ll give
EDI] I Me, tthan.'
The mankey said: tricks tar twenty years?
That' s a pretty Aang time ta pursue. Haw about I give yea back ten like
the [leg toay
and Bed agreed.
on the third day, parented the EH?!‘ and said:
tritty thet ' ptth the all any dontt and SHE?
under the sun. have calves and give milk ta support the termites
family. Fer this, I will give yet: a we span at sixty years.‘
Thet said: ‘THE?! DI I ight WINK Ill! " mnot for
sixty years. Haw twenty and " give back the ether tang"?
And tied agreed again.
in the hearth day, tied created man and said:
Eat, sleep, play, many and enjoy year life. Fer this, I' ll give yeti
twenty years.’
But man said: ‘only twenty years? came yen give me my
twenty, the tarry the caw gave back, the ten the mankey gave hack. and
the ten the deg gave hack; that makes eighty, any?’
Nyant/ said Bed, ‘tau asked far it.‘
Ea that is why tar cur first twenty years we can sleep, may and may
Far the next may years we slave in the sun to support cur
fthagn Far III! TERI titted W! db manhunt Meths tity ' thq
grandchildren. And fer the last ten years we sit an the hunt perch and
hark at everyone.
LITE has male CGEEII ' " PML
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#64 - MouldyBananas (10/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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#8 - Killerfrog (09/30/2010) [-]
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#58 - CurlyTop (10/01/2010) [-]
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User avatar #89 - junkboy (10/01/2010) [-]
If i say "repost" i get thumbed down so I'm just going to pretend this is new
#48 - iSHITvsiPOD (09/30/2010) [+] (3 replies)
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#85 - potsmokingmonkey (10/01/2010) [-]
best reposted joke ever
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#37 - GoldenLotus (09/30/2010) [-]
very crunchy retoast
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#42 to #26 - IcyDeadPeople (09/30/2010) [-]
Nobody gives a **** .
User avatar #73 - yepitzme (10/01/2010) [-]
good only problom is there is no god :S
#69 - Aurora (10/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hope I keel over before I reach that stage.
User avatar #66 - JamieHyneman (10/01/2010) [-]
reposted but still puts a small smile on my face
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User avatar #61 - Durricane **User deleted account** (10/01/2010) [+] (4 replies)
In the 17 and 1800s, Living to be 20 was lucky. The average lifespan of a human was pretty low.
User avatar #63 to #61 - MouldyBananas (10/01/2010) [-]
... no. The life expectancy in the 1700's was about 50.
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