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Not Always Right 2

Not Always Right 2. Number tres is here:<br /> EDIT: wow front page thank you guys!!!<br /

Number tres is here:<br />
EDIT: wow front page thank you guys!!!<br />
EDIT:Numero four is here:

2 Guys, A Lie And A Burger Place
fr. he customer points out an ad on our window asking
customers to inquire on how to get a free burger. J
Customer: “How do you get the free burger?"
He: “You call the number on the back of your receipt and
after a short survey they give you a code."
Customer: "Yeah, my code is 5510. Now give me my free
Elle:"" Sir, if you' re going to make up a fake code make sure you
know how Ion the codes are."
Tech Support Is Rendered Fruitless
Customer: "My computer has fruit in it!"
He: "Like what?"
Customer: "Every time f turn my computer on, it has a fruit in
Me: “You mean an apple?"
Customer: "Yeah, I guess."
Me: "That means you have that brand of computer. Do you
need anything else, ma' am?"
Customer: "Well, I don' t really like apples. Can I get a
cantalope on it instead?"
Will {rower Co Aisle 2
Teenage girl: "Do you guys sell that contraceptive
He: "Abstinence?"
Teenage girl: "Yeah! Abstinence! I read that it' s the only
100% way to not get pregnant!"
He: "That' s right. But, abstinence is to not have sex. Like
abstain from."
Teenie irl: "Well that iust sucks!"
Not tone Cf) History' s Mysteries
I am helping a Kittie boy find a children" s book on Native
American history for a book report. J
Me: “I think this one will come in handy. It' s all about the
different Native American tribes and traditions. ft even
includes a large map showing where the Native American tribes
Little Boy: "Thank you!"
We walks away with his book and an adult customer
approaches me. J
Customer: "Why did you do that?"
Customer: "Tell him those are real."
He: "Native Americans?"
Customer: "Yes!"
He: “Because they are real."
Customer: “No! They only exist in movies with cowboys!"
Me: “I can assure you that Native Americans exist."
Customer: 'mocking' “I suppose you believe cowboys really
existed, too?"
Not Exactly Gifted, Part;
A boy, comes up to the counter, holding a gift
card. J
Customer: “How much is this?"
Me: "As much or as little as you want on it."
Customer: "But what does it do?"
Me: “You give it to people as gifts. ft has money on it."
Customer: “How much?"
He: "Like I said, as much or as little as you want."
Customer: "Can I get ?"
I ring up the gift card. J
We hands me . 35.)
Me: "This isn' t enough. I need ."
Customer: “I only have that."
He: "Then you can' t get the gift card."
Customer: "But, you said I could do any amount!"
Fishing For Intelligence
At this time we are ha wing a "fishing derby" where kids can
bring fish in and we will measure them. The three biggest Fish
that have been ca Light ha ye their measurements on a board. J
Customer: "Are these fish measured in feet?"
He: “No, they are measured in inches."
Customer: "Are you sure'?"
He: “I' m positive considering the biggest according to the
board would have to be 17 feet, and the only fish I can think
of that can grow to be 17 feet long is a shark."
Customer: “You have sharks in this lake?!"
I Now Pronounce You Employed
Me: “Hello sir, what can I get for you?"
Customer: "Hi, are you hiring?"
Me: “No, Cm sorry. This is a business. Is there
something you wanted to eat?"
Customer: "No. I wanted a job."
Me: “I' m sorry sir, but we cannot hire you. If you don' t want
anything to eat, Cm going to have to ask you to leave. We are
very busy today."
fr. he customer leaves, frustrated. Not I o minutes is ten he
returns. J
Me: “Hello again, do you want something to eat now?"
fr. he customer gets down on one knee. J
Customer: "Will you marry me?"
He: "sir, please stand up."
Whole shop appid uds. J
Customer: "Please? It' s my only hope of getting a job!"
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#28 - TheSneakyjoker (09/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
not 100% effective
User avatar #63 - Riukanojutsu (09/29/2010) [-]
last guy just deserve this job
#61 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#125 - Metus (09/29/2010) [+] (3 replies)
They pull me over.. and they're like yo, my bad I thought you were Indian..

I say what kind, the 7/11 kind, or the kind of Indian that go Wo wo wo wo wooo

The police said I honestly can't tell the difference...
#108 - TURTLESARECOOL (09/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This town you live in must be pretty retarded for these to be true ._.
#76 - YoungOne **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#111 - fefe (09/29/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Everyone knows Native Americans are fake. But santa is definitely real.
#126 to #119 - SirFuckALot (09/29/2010) [-]
As is Manbearpig

I am sooo cereal
#91 - myepicness has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#101 to #91 - OldSnake (09/29/2010) [-]
You posted ONE story. This comp has SEVERAL stories. LOL's are better known to come in packs than by themselves.
You posted ONE story. This comp has SEVERAL stories. LOL's are better known to come in packs than by themselves.
#70 - Savos Mok (09/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
An apple a day keeps Dr. Steinman away....
User avatar #55 - aPoorJewBoy (09/29/2010) [-]
thumbed up for the last one lmfao
#7 - kalamundooo (09/28/2010) [+] (18 replies)
Way to be a little bitch and delete my comment. Sorry for calling it like it is.
#11 to #9 - Reinidose (09/28/2010) [-]
look does it matter?? every damn thing on this sight is posted from another sight or its a stupid comic stolen from a sight..or a stick figure comic thats plainly stupid..or a picture with words attatched to stop complaining about someone posting pictures from that sight or any sight, and focus on people posting pics from 4chan!! thats stealing...not this!
#121 - TheGmeister (09/29/2010) [-]
-Looks at #3-
#118 - MyBadGamertag (09/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Sorry Ma'am, we're all out of cantaloupe. How about a pear instead?
#82 - MIKEpaxBOWLES (09/29/2010) [-]
i liked the last one
User avatar #79 - Tehianman ONLINE (09/29/2010) [-]
The last one is my favorite I wanna try it
User avatar #42 - HunterAlpha (09/28/2010) [-]
please, please tell me the one about the Indians was fake!!!
#139 - icanhazBLOOD (09/29/2010) [-]
last one is the best.
User avatar #81 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (09/29/2010) [-]
Lulz... I thought it only was Bing who posted these
User avatar #45 - arrowhead (09/28/2010) [-]
You sir, have a lot of jobs.
#77 - Durricane **User deleted account** (09/29/2010) [-]
....Apples don't like you either, bitch....
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