This morning, rona a cave somewhere in Pakistan, t e a" iban
Minister of Migration, MOHAMMED OMAR, warned the
United States that if Arizona' s _ migdet_ ion Law is not re]: dealed,
Taliban authorities intend to cut off America' s Supply of
Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 and Suger 8
And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers
will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service
Finally, if this fails, they have threatened to send us " MORE
candidates for President of the United States!!!
Folks, It' s gonna get UGLY!