Dead Baby Joke Comp.. A dead baby comp.... OC i actually made this<br /> If you have more then PM me and ill give you dedz in the next one...<br />
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Dead Baby Joke Comp.

A dead baby comp.... OC i actually made this<br />
If you have more then PM me and ill give you dedz in the next one...<br />
if you guys like it then i will do a new joke compilation

Dead Baby Jokes Compilation
What is the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
Cine is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, and the other one is " watermelon.
What is blue and yellow and sits on the bottom at a pool?
A baby with slashed ‘Hooks.
What is red and yellow and Hoots in the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
How do you make a dead baby Hoot?
Take your toot aff at its head.
What is the diiference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
I take my cleats alt before I iuma on my trampoline.
What is the diffrance, between a Porsche and a 100 dead babies?
idon' t have a Porsche in my garage.
What is the difference between a dartboard and a dead baby?
Dartboards don' t bleed.
What is red and creeping up your leg?
An abortion with .
What is pink and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with Forks in its eyes.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
How a, you turn a dead baby into a cat?
Freeze Ir, and then run it through a bandsaw.
A baby red from a cannon.
What do you call it when it lands?
Free pizza.
How do you make a baby stop crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the Hoar.
What goes "Flop, Flop, Fizz, Fizz?"
Twins in an acid bath.
Why do you put babies into blender: Feet tint?
Se, can see their expressions.
How many dead babies does it take to paintt house?
Depends on how hard throw them.
What is the worst part about killing a bob ,
Going blood on your I',,',,,,, costume.
What has tour legs and one am?
A doberman at a children‘ s playground.
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Submitted: 09/27/2010
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User avatar #1 - VVafflesForDarwin ONLINE (09/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
this is fuckin sick :[ not the good sick the mentally disturbing kind...
User avatar #3 - VVafflesForDarwin ONLINE (10/02/2010) [-]
Not really, they are not funny to me in the least.
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