Not Always Right. Number two is up:<br /> EDIT: Wow front page on my first post.....thanks gu funny Not Always right

Not Always Right

Number two is up:<br />
EDIT: Wow front page on my first post.....thanks guys

Every (Bad) Crowd Has A Silver Lining
When I was in college, I used to work in the cafeteria. On
this day, two girls are making hm of a third. J
Mean Girl #1: ", a hamburger? So much for that diet."
Mean Girl #2: "Are you kidding? She' s newer been on a diet in
her life!"
fr. he third girl who they are talking to is, fbr the record, very
nice looking. J
Girl " ''taken aback"' "LU worked out today. I need the
Me: “Come on, leave her alone. She can eat whatever she
Mean Girl #1: "Yeah, I guess you don' t have to worry about
what you eat if you' re already fat and ugly!"
One of my coworkers has been listening from a distance. He
walks over, looks all three girls up and down, and then turns
to the third. J
Coworker: "Excuse me, miss, but do you think I could get
your phone number?"
Girl " "Are you serious?"
Coworker: “Completely! who wouldn' t want a date with a
beautiful girl who knows how to take care of herself?"
fr. his was five years ago. Pm going to be the best man at
their wedding. J
Hard Drugs And Harder Pharmacists
A teen approaches my cash register very slowly. J
Me: "Can I help you?"
Customer: "Gimme all the f'"'"'" ing medicine!"
Teen pulls out an airsoft pistol with orange tip still glued to
the front. J
Me: "The pharmacy is in the back of the store."
Customer: “Gah... okay."
if He holsters the gun in his belt and darts down the
aisles to the back of the store. My manager comes out of the
back room because of the commotion. J
Manager: “Who was that?"
Me: “Some kid looking for drugs. He went back to the
Manager: "Why didn' t you call the police?"
fr. he teen runs screaming from the back of the store out of
the front door hollowed closely by the pharmacy technician, a
35 year old boxer built like a fridge. J
Me: "Doug started working today."
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User avatar #13 - swimmingprodigy (09/28/2010) [+] (7 replies)
built like a fridge? What kind of metaphor is that??
#14 to #13 - TheSneakyjoker (09/28/2010) [-]
It means he was built to run
#49 - GrenadeBallpit (09/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
< Doug?
#42 - themeat **User deleted account** (09/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the first one made me smile.
User avatar #11 - dakunism (09/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
:) the first one gave me a happy
User avatar #38 - FloggingMolly (09/28/2010) [+] (4 replies)
It's because Doug actually was a fridge. With arms and legs. That could box.
#17 - yourfaced (09/28/2010) [-]
win for the internet!
User avatar #37 - Data (09/28/2010) [-]
That boxer must be pretty cool.
User avatar #56 - TheFreshPrince (09/28/2010) [-]
1. Epic. ******* . Win.
2. I enjoy watching large people beat up small people trying to rob places
User avatar #12 - Loppytaffy (09/28/2010) [-]
Airsoft pistols ******* hurt poitn blank! So do the rifles...
#6 - maxpayn (09/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
thats all i gotta say
#52 - flaggerfighter (09/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
does any body know what site this is?
#51 - Schofield ONLINE (09/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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#34 - YellowFaceGuy (09/28/2010) [-]
last one
<-- because its fun!
#30 - gaschamber (09/28/2010) [-]
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#45 - DestroyaFaceTwo (09/28/2010) [-]
Built like a bridge made me laugh like a mofo. The first one was very nice.
#2 - anonymous (09/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
cool story, bro.
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#21 - ANonBeliever (09/28/2010) [-]
&lt;---To the first one. And to the second one: Really? Addicts get stupider every year I swear.
<---To the first one. And to the second one: Really? Addicts get stupider every year I swear.
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