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Not Always Right. Number two is up: /funny_pictures/1007589/Not+Always+Right+2/<br /> EDIT: Wow front page on my first post.....thanks guys. Every (Bad) C

Number two is up: /funny_pictures/1007589/Not+Always+Right+2/<br />
EDIT: Wow front page on my first post.....thanks guys

Every (Bad) Crowd Has A Silver Lining
When I was in college, I used to work in the cafeteria. On
this day, two girls are making hm of a third. J
Mean Girl #1: ", a hamburger? So much for that diet."
Mean Girl #2: "Are you kidding? She' s newer been on a diet in
her life!"
fr. he third girl who they are talking to is, fbr the record, very
nice looking. J
Girl " ''taken aback"' "LU worked out today. I need the
protein."
Me: “Come on, leave her alone. She can eat whatever she
wants!"
Mean Girl #1: "Yeah, I guess you don' t have to worry about
what you eat if you' re already fat and ugly!"
One of my coworkers has been listening from a distance. He
walks over, looks all three girls up and down, and then turns
to the third. J
Coworker: "Excuse me, miss, but do you think I could get
your phone number?"
Girl " "Are you serious?"
Coworker: “Completely! who wouldn' t want a date with a
beautiful girl who knows how to take care of herself?"
fr. his was five years ago. Pm going to be the best man at
their wedding. J
Hard Drugs And Harder Pharmacists
A teen approaches my cash register very slowly. J
Me: "Can I help you?"
Customer: "Gimme all the f'"'"'" ing medicine!"
Teen pulls out an airsoft pistol with orange tip still glued to
the front. J
Me: "The pharmacy is in the back of the store."
Customer: “Gah... okay."
if He holsters the gun in his belt and darts down the
aisles to the back of the store. My manager comes out of the
back room because of the commotion. J
Manager: “Who was that?"
Me: “Some kid looking for drugs. He went back to the
pharmacy."
Manager: "Why didn' t you call the police?"
fr. he teen runs screaming from the back of the store out of
the front door hollowed closely by the pharmacy technician, a
35 year old boxer built like a fridge. J
Me: "Doug started working today."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #13 - swimmingprodigy
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(09/28/2010) [-]
built like a fridge? What kind of metaphor is that??
#31 to #13 - zillakman **User deleted account**
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#61 to #31 - swimmingprodigy
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(09/28/2010) [-]
im sorry i cant hear you over the sound of your flag flapping in the wind
User avatar #62 to #61 - Whiteboyyyy
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(09/28/2010) [-]
This makes no since, a metaphor is completely different then a simile, y u call him a grammar Nazi?
User avatar #66 to #62 - swimmingprodigy
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(09/29/2010) [-]
a metaphor is almost exactly the same thing as a simile. And simile is a comparison using 'like' or 'as' meanwhile a metaphor is a comparison without using 'like' or 'as'. thats the ONLY difference
#14 to #13 - TheSneakyjoker
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(09/28/2010) [-]
It means he was built to run
#18 to #14 - TheBoganglers
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(09/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - swimmingprodigy
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(09/28/2010) [-]
HAHA nice
#49 - GrenadeBallpit
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(09/28/2010) [-]
< Doug?
#54 to #49 - Pokejohn
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(09/28/2010) [-]
Good job today, Doug. You get a raise.
#42 - themeat **User deleted account**
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(09/28/2010) [-]
the first one made me smile.
#50 to #42 - Remaldafide **User deleted account**
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(09/28/2010) [-]
Made me aroused.
User avatar #11 - dakunism
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(09/28/2010) [-]
:) the first one gave me a happy
#16 to #11 - boredomavenger
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User avatar #38 - FloggingMolly
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(09/28/2010) [-]
It's because Doug actually was a fridge. With arms and legs. That could box.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Happytreefriend
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(09/28/2010) [-]
is your refridgerator running?
User avatar #41 to #39 - AMVPlaya
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(09/28/2010) [-]
Mine's hiding :/
User avatar #40 to #39 - SlowpokeAttack
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(09/28/2010) [-]
Yes. Why?
User avatar #43 to #39 - FloggingMolly
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(09/28/2010) [-]
Maybe. My fridge went back to it's place though
#17 - yourfaced
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(09/28/2010) [-]
win for the internet!
User avatar #37 - Data
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(09/28/2010) [-]
That boxer must be pretty cool.
User avatar #56 - TheFreshPrince
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(09/28/2010) [-]
1. Epic. *******. Win.
2. I enjoy watching large people beat up small people trying to rob places
User avatar #12 - Loppytaffy
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(09/28/2010) [-]
Airsoft pistols ******* hurt poitn blank! So do the rifles...
#6 - maxpayn
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(09/28/2010) [-]
thats all i gotta say
#60 to #6 - midgman
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