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the "Hollywood Squares" the ‘"115?
hese questions and answers are from the days when
he game show' s responses were spontaneous, and
not scripted, as they are now. Here' s some highlighted
humor from the show:
a. Do female frogs croak?
Paul Lynda: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
ct. If you' re going to make a , at least how high should
you be‘?
Charley Weaver: At least three days of steady drinking should do it.
ct. True or false, a pea can last as long as 5, 000 years,
earge Boy it som Seems that way ,
I You' been haying trouble getting to sleep. are you probably a
man or a woman‘?
Don Knows: That' s what' s been keeping me awake.
According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you
hink that he is attractive. is it OK to come out and ask It he is
married?
Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.
L '. which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
barley Weaver: My sense of decency.
I In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say.
I love you"?
intent Price: No you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
C: What are "Do It". "I Can Help", and "I Can' t Get Enough"?
George Edsel: I don' t know, but it' s coming from the next apartment.
Q: As you get older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
hands WHEN you' re talking?
Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question and I' ll
give you a gesture you won' t forget.
Q: Paul, why do Hell' s Angels wear leather?
Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles to easy.
in In bowling, what is a perfect score?
Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin hay.
tit: It itt in bad {ESE to two topi's at a nattiest
colony, one is politics. what is the other?
Paul Lynda: Tape measures
on Can the Camp Fire Girls?
Marty Allen: Only after the lights are out.
no is there anything wrong with kissing a lot of people?
Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army.
tit: BECK in the old days, WHEN Grandpa put on his heed,
what was he trying to do?
George Cowl: Get It in his mouth.
on When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
Charley Weaver: I' ll lend him the can the rest is up to him.
it Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them
and had actually seen them on two occasions. What are they?
Charley Weaver: His feet
ct: According to Ann Landers, what two things should you not do in
bed?
Paul Lynda: Point and Laugh
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #10 - TheDeadPool
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(11/29/2009) [-]
Here is the most vulgar, and most politically incorrect thing that any one can say nowadays... Parents this is not for the faint of heart, so please cover your children's eyes, or have them leave the room.



*ahem*



Merry Christmas!
#13 to #10 - anon id: d0b30d46
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(11/29/2009) [-]
merppy christmahannukwanzanewyear!

(merry christmas, happy hannukah, happy kwanza, happy new year)

(mur-pee kriss-mah-hann-uh-kwan-zah-new-yeer)
#16 to #13 - anon id: f5b835cb
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(11/29/2009) [-]
Actually, it used to be called Yule, but was changed to christmas by the church trying to assert their authority. Jesus was born in March. Christmas is not religious at all.
User avatar #32 to #16 - EverythingisRepost
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(11/30/2009) [-]
It really wasn't even changed all that much. For a good long while, those of us that celebrated Yule were (and mostly still are) seen as heathens.

I have friends from all spectrum, and we hang out in a group. One says Merry Christmas, to which I respond Blessed Yule, and our Jewish friend walks up all drunk and says "Happy Hanukkah, BITCHES!" It's sad that this is the petty **** people fight over.
#23 to #10 - anon id: 59bc9c0d
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(11/30/2009) [-]
I find it hillarious that weather you go forwards or backwards in the year, christmas is still over 4 months from when jesus was born.

BTW: As far as I know only muslims dont do christmas, just because im atheist doesnt mean you can suck the happiness from my soul by excluding me from the most joyful times of the year.

Here's a fact: Religion IS true, the stuff made up by the church to make it shiny is false. Since I don't believe that crap, I'm supposedly not religious. Does it bother me? No.
#24 to #10 - anon id: d8d82f1c
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(11/30/2009) [-]
We came to America for freedom of religion. If people dont like it, the should either deal with it, or go back to their country. We dont go around telling Jewish people that they cant celebrate Hanukkah, and we dont walk up to Muslim people and say "Hey, i dont agree with Ramadan, so you need to eat something" Those people would probably be as upset as we are if we did do that, right?
#25 to #24 - anon id: 6a97ccfc
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(11/30/2009) [-]
I once had to babysit a kid, and when his mom got back and I was leaving, I said "merry christmas" forgetting that this kid was jewish. He didn't care nearly as much as his mom did, lol. But I hated that bitch anyway XD
User avatar #35 to #25 - SuperWeapons
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(11/30/2009) [-]
WARNING
im trying to be funny...



PURPLE LINE!!!
#12 to #10 - numbierwun **User deleted account**
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(11/29/2009) [-]
I know, it's ******* retarded. Anybody who cries when they hear "Merry Christmas" is a stupid, whiny, over-dramatic bitch-ass faggot. I'm Atheist and when someone tells me "Merry Christmas" I don't go "boo hoo, you're forcing your religion on me, wah wah."
#15 to #12 - Yatester
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(11/29/2009) [-]
if you think about it tho, christmas is the celebration of jesus christ's birth if i'm not mistaken. and since jesus christ really was a real person, its basically a huge bday party! sure, there's alot of relgious overtones, but the holiday in itself isnt all tht religious. i mean, im an atheist, but i still celebrate cristmas.
#20 to #15 - anon id: ac8d70ef
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(11/29/2009) [-]
No, christmas is the celebration of a new computer and various other gifts.
#26 to #20 - anon id: fab07c0b
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(11/30/2009) [-]
This
#33 to #12 - anon id: 6c912d3a
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(11/30/2009) [-]
jew
#21 to #12 - anon id: e6c8a09e
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(11/29/2009) [-]
same here! I would actually rather hear "Merry Christmas" than anything else, such as "happy holidays" or something.
#22 - anon id: e3a72675
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(11/30/2009) [-]
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#29 to #22 - aldojasp
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(11/30/2009) [-]
please die
User avatar #27 - Welshhobo
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(11/30/2009) [-]
Oh look, another pointless and retarded motivational frame
#30 to #27 - anon id: 22079e8a
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(11/30/2009) [-]
This **** is actualy funny, *******
User avatar #31 to #27 - EverythingisRepost
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(11/30/2009) [-]
You are 19, therefore all comments you make that no one agrees with are instantly retarded. Go get a book.
#34 to #31 - anon id: 514a9555
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(11/30/2009) [-]
I do think this motivational poster caption is funny but not every single picture needs to be done in a motivational poster
#19 - anon id: 47b55554
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(11/29/2009) [-]
They missed one where the guy asks when a man falls over board we yell man over board..but what happens when a woman falls over board and the guy was like Full speed ahead!
#1 - anon id: 32c59782
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(11/29/2009) [-]
Classic.

These days the liberals would demand to have this show off air for it's vulgarness and lack of politcal correctness.
This is very funny yet almost sad :/
#2 to #1 - anon id: 7b9e9c45
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(11/29/2009) [-]
I know. Things would be so much better if we didn't have to worry about being politicaly correct.
#3 to #2 - anon id: 318ad99b
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(11/29/2009) [-]
Come to Australia... We don't have to worry about it...
#4 to #3 - anon id: 8bfe8c80
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(11/29/2009) [-]
Australia doesn't have mw2
#11 to #4 - anon id: c8a730dc
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(11/29/2009) [-]
or l4d2
#5 to #4 - anon id: 7ec28826
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(11/29/2009) [-]
Don't worry, we have aboriginals to make up for it
#7 to #5 - anon id: bdda148e
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(11/29/2009) [-]
But you still dun have mw2
#9 to #1 - anon id: b18287a8
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(11/29/2009) [-]
It's not the liberals, it's the right-wing Christian fundamentalist wackos who have such a problem with vulgarity (vulgarness is not a word, genius).
#17 to #9 - anon id: 403a1afb
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(11/29/2009) [-]
chill out u cant always be liberal and u cant always be conservative but a little of both otherwise ur a moron that is just jumping on the band wagon u little asswipe no it all
#18 to #17 - anon id: 941adf7a
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(11/29/2009) [-]
Actually, you seem to be bringing more of the personal attacks to the table, so it seems to me that you might should "chill out" a bit, though you do have a point about finding a happy balance. (but in this case #9 is closer to the truth)
#14 to #9 - anon id: 9cdd5e9e
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(11/29/2009) [-]
******* koreans!