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the "Hollywood Squares" the ‘"115?
hese questions and answers are from the days when
he game show' s responses were spontaneous, and
not scripted, as they are now. Here' s some highlighted
humor from the show:
a. Do female frogs croak?
Paul Lynda: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
ct. If you' re going to make a , at least how high should
you be‘?
Charley Weaver: At least three days of steady drinking should do it.
ct. True or false, a pea can last as long as 5, 000 years,
earge Boy it som Seems that way ,
I You' been haying trouble getting to sleep. are you probably a
man or a woman‘?
Don Knows: That' s what' s been keeping me awake.
According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you
hink that he is attractive. is it OK to come out and ask It he is
Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.
L '. which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
barley Weaver: My sense of decency.
I In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say.
I love you"?
intent Price: No you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
C: What are "Do It". "I Can Help", and "I Can' t Get Enough"?
George Edsel: I don' t know, but it' s coming from the next apartment.
Q: As you get older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
hands WHEN you' re talking?
Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question and I' ll
give you a gesture you won' t forget.
Q: Paul, why do Hell' s Angels wear leather?
Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles to easy.
in In bowling, what is a perfect score?
Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin hay.
tit: It itt in bad {ESE to two topi's at a nattiest
colony, one is politics. what is the other?
Paul Lynda: Tape measures
on Can the Camp Fire Girls?
Marty Allen: Only after the lights are out.
no is there anything wrong with kissing a lot of people?
Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army.
tit: BECK in the old days, WHEN Grandpa put on his heed,
what was he trying to do?
George Cowl: Get It in his mouth.
on When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
Charley Weaver: I' ll lend him the can the rest is up to him.
it Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them
and had actually seen them on two occasions. What are they?
Charley Weaver: His feet
ct: According to Ann Landers, what two things should you not do in
Paul Lynda: Point and Laugh
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