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A man and a women's poem

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Submitted: 11/29/2009
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#53 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
Im a girl and I dont think any of thatI just like playing video games with my boyfriend and painting. . . and other stuff with my boyfriend. lmao
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User avatar #56 to #53 - Mellwin (12/26/2009) [-]
Fuck all that >.<
I'd rather just sit down for a while and play cod and wow.
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User avatar #55 to #53 - shlacka (12/05/2009) [-]
I wish all women were like you.


*gazes in the distance with dreamy expression*
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User avatar #45 - SammichMakerLady (11/30/2009) [-]
......Why would I want a man to clean my fuckin house? Thats ridiculous, the woman who came up with that peom obviously doesn't know how to be a wife. And before you dumb feminist bitches say anything, I'm old fashioned; men should be the providers, while women stay home take care of children and clean, and if you ACTUALLY TRIED IT instead of whining about your vagina being "repressed"...Its fun to be a stay at home mom.
It's great ya'll wanna be independent...But good luck getting married.
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#57 to #45 - anonymous (01/07/2010) [-]
Thats rigth now go make me a fuckin sandwich or ill beat the shit out of you bitch
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User avatar #58 to #57 - Zagz (06/06/2010) [-]
lmfao
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#51 to #45 - SirGigglecious (11/30/2009) [-]
Marry me.
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User avatar #50 to #45 - Yakko (11/30/2009) [-]
I think I'm in love
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#48 to #45 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
You are an idiot. That is all.
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#47 to #45 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
HELLS YEA!! AMEN TO THAT captcha: alike
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#42 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
The perfict man is Gay
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#54 to #42 - anonymous (12/03/2009) [-]
Perfict? You sir are a dipshit.
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User avatar #39 - Welshhobo (11/30/2009) [-]
Why did some spaz feel the need to put this in a motivational. Fucking hell some people are just retarded.
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#37 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
That bitch is so greedy and unrealistic. WTF? As if she'll ever find a man like that. I'd settle for a guy who was funny, relatively good-looking and cool, to be honest. But I suppose only unshallow women think this way. No, I am not ugly. I am average, and I don't pretend to be any different. Although I will admit that I'm large up top.
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#46 to #37 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
There are men like this. trust me i have one. and he is definitely not gay.
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#41 to #37 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
A girl can dream!I'm damn sure that you would want the same but ya say that stuff jusst so you can look good! If ya have nothing nice ta say don't say nothing at all! GTFO!
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User avatar #43 to #41 - Pein (11/30/2009) [-]
You obviously know nothing about men, and you hound us for this kind of stuff when you pop off saying how men are so easy to please. So, all I can really say is, Tits or GTFO!
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#34 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
men are like waffles, they have special compartments in their mind to hold everything inside & keep things simple .

women are like spaghetti noodles, everything's messy, tangly & confusing .
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#35 to #34 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
why waffles and spagettii you fat SLOB. jk XD
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User avatar #32 - crazyrandomguy (11/30/2009) [-]
I pray for a woman who actually admits when she is wrong.
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#44 to #32 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
Women are supposed to, but some are just to proud...
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User avatar #29 - JoeTheRooster (11/30/2009) [-]
y isnt..."makes me sammiches" in the mans poem?
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#31 to #29 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
i guess they forgot.
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User avatar #26 - junoatritenour (11/30/2009) [-]
Quite a simple message really, men and women both want what doesn't exist...
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#38 to #26 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
Amen, brother!
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#25 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
the only way that bitch is gonna get that is with a gay guy
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User avatar #22 - SovBraden **User deleted account** (11/30/2009) [-]
This doesnt rhyme and i dont give a shit.. lol..
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#21 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
women dont like us men because no1 has a 10" chocolate penis that ejaculates $20 notes.
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User avatar #33 to #21 - Rawrgasm (11/30/2009) [-]
No one?! Why did you have to pop my bubble like that. D:
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#24 to #21 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
lol i do thats how i pay for my hookers lol
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#28 to #24 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
dude, hookers? you r gonna get some funky shit man. nasty. (itll fall off)
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#19 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
so men want a Binolt....
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User avatar #30 to #19 - TarnRazor (11/30/2009) [-]
i did tht too XD
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#10 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
why is it always the women's part that sucks. =( Why do you hate us funnyjunk!!!
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#16 to #10 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
why arent you making me a sammich?
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#27 to #16 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
Because its my friggin sammich,, NOM NOM NOM, no-one steal it

Captcha: Mommy, she makes my sammichs lol
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#40 to #27 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
I has taken your sandmich.
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#12 to #10 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
women complain about and ask for every single freaking little thing, men just want tits and a beer.
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#15 to #12 - pidobearnomnom (11/29/2009) [-]
its ok lesbians only want tits and beer too... and sometimes we even make sandwiches.. ^.^
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User avatar #11 to #10 - theinsd (11/29/2009) [-]
bec women want everything in a man and qq alot
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User avatar #9 - ThizzKing (11/29/2009) [-]
aahahaha omg. mans poem is epic win.
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#7 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
thumbs up if you read the man's poem in a southern voice
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#18 to #7 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
bitch, i have a southern accent and didn't read it in a southern accent.
chicken fucker
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#6 - MrSquiggly (11/29/2009) [-]
i laughed when the women thought she didn't have to cook and clean.
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#36 to #6 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
you, sir, made my day
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#17 to #6 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
you, sir, are a hero to every man.
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#23 to #17 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
i agree
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#5 - Murderdoll (11/29/2009) [-]
lol the first line of the girls poem reminds me of the prayer that megadeth and metallica used on enter sandman and go to hell \m/
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#8 to #5 - numbierwun (11/29/2009) [-]
Hell Yeah!!!!!!!! Also, Dave's other version later in Go to Hell:

Now I lay me down to sleep
blah blah blah my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
I'll go to Hell for Heaven's sake


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#13 to #8 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
dave steals his good ideas from james and lars doesnt he
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#20 to #13 - Murderdoll (11/30/2009) [-]
lol kill em all was one of their best albums along with master of puppets and ride the lightning but both bands are badass! and they both went downhilll marty shouldve never left the band :/
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#14 to #13 - numbierwun (11/29/2009) [-]
Talk about stealing...Dave made almost every riff in Kill 'em All, but he let James and Lars keep 'em when he got booted because he didn't want to go through a bunch of legal shit.
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User avatar #4 - hellsingkensin (11/29/2009) [-]
haha, fucking funny, i like the second one i dont give a shit
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#3 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
lol katherin dines and jason herrington are toooo funny :P
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