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A man and a women's poem

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A MAN' S POEM:
Belem I lay me 'MN' sleep.
I pray fer T' ht. tjll' ' t', gymnastic
with big tits whe
Owns a bar en as gen‘ course. and
Lewes send me fishing and drinking.
This deosn' t rhyme and I den' t give as **** .
I know there is it message in here.
somewhere.
...
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Submitted: 11/29/2009
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#6 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (11/29/2009) [+] (3 replies)
i laughed when the women thought she didn't have to cook and clean.
User avatar #26 - junoatritenour (11/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Quite a simple message really, men and women both want what doesn't exist...
User avatar #9 - ThizzKing (11/29/2009) [-]
aahahaha omg. mans poem is epic win.
#10 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [+] (6 replies)
why is it always the women's part that sucks. =( Why do you hate us funnyjunk!!!
User avatar #11 to #10 - theinsd (11/29/2009) [-]
bec women want everything in a man and qq alot
User avatar #45 - SammichMakerLady (11/30/2009) [+] (6 replies)
......Why would I want a man to clean my ****** house? Thats ridiculous, the woman who came up with that peom obviously doesn't know how to be a wife. And before you dumb feminist bitches say anything, I'm old fashioned; men should be the providers, while women stay home take care of children and clean, and if you ACTUALLY TRIED IT instead of whining about your vagina being "repressed"...Its fun to be a stay at home mom.
It's great ya'll wanna be independent...But good luck getting married.
User avatar #32 - crazyrandomguy (11/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I pray for a woman who actually admits when she is wrong.
+6
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#5 - Murderdoll (11/29/2009) [+] (4 replies)
lol the first line of the girls poem reminds me of the prayer that megadeth and metallica used on enter sandman and go to hell \m/
#8 to #5 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (11/29/2009) [-]
Hell Yeah!!!!!!!! Also, Dave's other version later in Go to Hell:

Now I lay me down to sleep
blah blah blah my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
I'll go to Hell for Heaven's sake


User avatar #29 - JoeTheRooster (11/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
y isnt..."makes me sammiches" in the mans poem?
#53 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Im a girl and I dont think any of thatI just like playing video games with my boyfriend and painting. . . and other stuff with my boyfriend. lmao
User avatar #55 to #53 - shlacka (12/05/2009) [-]
I wish all women were like you.


*gazes in the distance with dreamy expression*
#21 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (3 replies)
women dont like us men because no1 has a 10" chocolate penis that ejaculates $20 notes.
User avatar #33 to #21 - Rawrgasm (11/30/2009) [-]
No one?! Why did you have to pop my bubble like that. D:
#42 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
The perfict man is Gay
#37 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (3 replies)
That bitch is so greedy and unrealistic. WTF? As if she'll ever find a man like that. I'd settle for a guy who was funny, relatively good-looking and cool, to be honest. But I suppose only unshallow women think this way. No, I am not ugly. I am average, and I don't pretend to be any different. Although I will admit that I'm large up top.
#34 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
men are like waffles, they have special compartments in their mind to hold everything inside & keep things simple .

women are like spaghetti noodles, everything's messy, tangly & confusing .
#25 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
the only way that bitch is gonna get that is with a gay guy
#19 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [+] (1 reply)
so men want a Binolt....
#7 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [+] (1 reply)
thumbs up if you read the man's poem in a southern voice
#3 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [-]
lol katherin dines and jason herrington are toooo funny :P
#1 - anonymous (11/29/2009) [+] (1 reply)
first
User avatar #4 - hellsingkensin (11/29/2009) [-]
haha, ******* funny, i like the second one i dont give a ****
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