Roommate Confessions Part 2. You asked for it, if you want more give me some feed back, also give me some tips on how to make em better<br /> Part 1 ---&a roommate Confessions
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Roommate Confessions Part 2. You asked for it, if you want more give me some feed back, also give me some tips on how to make em better<br /> Part 1 ---&a

You asked for it, if you want more give me some feed back, also give me some tips on how to make em better<br />
Part 1 ---&gt; www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1002752/Roommate+Confessions/<br />
Part 3 ---&gt; www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1003103/Roommate+Confessions+Part+3/

Se, within my Btw, week . , my roommate had already
me put lam . thrawn away all my feed [it was ruining her
bibe"] I and smeared seine sticky, black pime all_ " er my bed ("fer
the spirits"). Then, a couple Mt days age, n walked in en her hanging a
ti_ Deedee deil with my face en a little rye made Mt' dental fies? in
the bathromm. Yeah. I. was a little scared. 54:, I was the theatre star in high wheel and my friend in
special effer. We set up a little scare fer.’ her. Needa%" my my roomie gave up the whene Haber
thing when she aw me laying in the bathromm, "dead" and cybered in "bleed." Maybe I went a little tee
far, laying a retire rupee en her bed. when she came back an hem later, pretended like she had
imagined the entire thing. is the best roomie ayer!' Le.' ure ya Katie!
Hell}! It
Se I was using my roommate' s Faptop ence '." -J. mine had brake. I was '', grateful he had let me
berreh it anly MBI. naked BTIME mt him and my new ex girlfriend tegether. Se in payback without me
BMW, anything Mitm it I sent' these pictures be my girlfriend' s dad. Then n ripped and threw away all her
ppretty she had fer '.e. N', many years been en. And = my dear friend I dc: Irene' d his Ibex BET.) with
all his games and cepic Millet Net befire already haying a .?. Wbb'. place iitt. meye pf '..',
We were en a college holiday in Mill Ham and I had a grudge en this guy fer the last year because he
brake . my brather' s " '. Hui and had a ‘party, '. it was pa' bback time. We were in this big club and
I had mew stick that I betake' epin and peered the clewing stuff enimy hair [I was ' pelleted with
beetle and it M" - a geed idea] anyway, ' came ayer "'. me and asks hew I' did that I said that
there were peeple geing around selling it and I weild get him mme ifi get the chame. '. I ran back
the hostel and get this cream that completeley ', hair en contact and I ran back the club and
handed it him. He. put a sh‘? lead en and I deid him it was _ . Lets just say, there was like
him en the dance flew, running his hand through his mm and meet cm it corning eff in his hand.
Renan . : |, Dublin Business '" Pon
W. new members elf eur fraternity my freshmen yea r, mm and a' ceu ple pf my ', m
torment a serenity en campus which had a reputation fer being mostly fat and annoying. We had it en geed
knowledge that em m the ! lil? hilari apartments en B! ! l. en the End IBN, left their balcony
sliding glam deer unlocked at night. The day the attack we had gene RE eur legal pet mere iitt, up
en supplies. That evening; around El, am, we healthily heisted up em w my he cerld climb w,
and purer .the balcony. Then, ever 'a' l. W. guietta, he opened the sliding ''! E deer and set dawn a brawn paper
bag en the flew and opened in releasing 1%: field crickets inte the apartment. Apparently, the next
meming the girls awake an empty paper bag en their biever, and the '. "chirp chirp" !" me"
whe had hidden ! around the apartment throughout the night. Weeks after I weild still
overhear "Damn Crickets!!"
Drew " Aldrig ht Cellmate
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