Funny sickpup lines make yeu lei!
My magic watch says that you den' t
have on any underwear. (She says yes I do)
Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast "
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn
I saw you checking out my package. "
I lest my teddy bear, will you sleep with
I den' t know much about pies but
DAMN you make my banana cream. "
See my friend over there? He wants
know if you think I' m cute. "
Yeu' re like a prize winning fish. I dent
know whether eat you or mount you. "
Do I know you? Cause you leek a let like
my next girlfriend. "
Was your Dad a baker? Because yeu'
got a nice set of buns. "
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your
right leg is Christmas, can I visit you
between the holidays? "
Then gimme a thumb!
Me if you thumb (i)