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Paper Sucks

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#107 - anonymous (08/06/2009)
But that's OK, paper tastes good. -omnomnomnom-
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#104 - anonymous (07/27/2009)
CAPTCHA: hence
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#103 - anonymous (07/25/2009)
above the pic is a ad with a rock paper scissors game xD
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#106 to #103 - anonymous (08/04/2009)
mine is for pizza hut. :/
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#105 to #103 - anonymous (07/29/2009)
omg! there is!
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#102 - anonymous (07/17/2009)
to my left there is gamevance rocks paper scissor advertisement, coincedance?
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#100 - anonymous (07/13/2009)
GEt all 4 nakd girlfrinds without getting the views here:
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#99 - anonymous (07/13/2009)
i believe this is a demetri martin joke. it should be rock, dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors.
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#98 - anonymous (07/11/2009)
i like this guy.
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#97 - anonymous (07/10/2009)
THAT WAS AWESOME
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#96 - anonymous (07/10/2009)
i laughed so fucking hard on this! hahaha... that was fuckin hilarious CAPTCHA: parry
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#94 - anonymous (07/09/2009)
lmfao this pwns!!! ima do that from now on
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#90 - anonymous (07/07/2009)
I think it should be rock sandpaper scissors
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#88 - anonymous (07/04/2009)
whoever made this stole from dane cook. look up dane cook - rock paper scissors on youtube. its fucking hilarious how he says that shit.
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#95 to #88 - anonymous (07/09/2009)
fuck you dude. demetri martin had it first
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#91 to #88 - anonymous (07/07/2009)
...... too close to being a spam add dude.... -1
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#83 - anonymous (07/03/2009)
Its an analogy dumbass. Rock represents power, scissors represent intelligence, and paper represents money. With enough money you can buy power. Met-a-fore.
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#101 to #83 - anonymous (07/15/2009)
yeah because if you have to have intelligence to use scissors or your gonna die. Ps: why the fuck is there a rock, paper, scissor game ad next to the picture on my comp screen
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#93 to #83 - anonymous (07/09/2009)
wtf scissors for intelligence? its a fucking blade!
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#92 to #83 - anonymous (07/08/2009)
Oh snap! Epic pwnage!
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#89 to #83 - anonymous (07/07/2009)
lolz.
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#87 to #83 - anonymous (07/04/2009)
haha fried
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#85 to #83 - anonymous (07/03/2009)
met-a-phor....spelling fail
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#82 - anonymous (07/03/2009)
CHINESE TRADITION MY ASS! ORAGAMI THAT SHIT INTO A BLADE AND CUT THE THROAT OF MR. I CHOOSE ROCK. btw, anybody remember the 'pete and pete' movie where one of the bad guys was named 'papercut' and he knew how to make crazy ass weapons out of paper because he grew up in a library or some shit? yeah, old nickelodean ruled
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#86 to #82 - anonymous (07/03/2009)
You know, it's funny because usually, (in the cases I have seen) people only say what their Captcha is when it's funny, or ironic, to the picture or what they are saying, however, you are one of those dumbasses who just say your Captcha for no reason. I pitty you for that.
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#84 to #82 - anonymous (07/03/2009)
you deserve to die captcha: Dwell
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#81 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
the reason paper can beat rock is because of a Chinese tratition. if a petition was accepted, it would be draped over a small boulder, if denied, it would be buried under it. Note: it may be vice versa, but either way, that's the reason why paper beats rock.
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#78 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
yea the paper wraps around the rock magically and crushes it to death.
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#71 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
wow thats hella funny
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#79 to #71 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
Fail. There is no difference, Canadians say "Eh" because it's better than saying "Huh."
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#77 to #71 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
win
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#75 to #71 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
who asked you? Mr. eh?
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#74 to #71 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
if you ask me canada is the best ask anyone what did canada do thats bad nothing really sure a few little thing but nothing to big and we did alot in the world wars so if you ask me go canada
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#64 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
USA! USA ! USA! USA ! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA BEATS EVRY THING HAHAHAHA AND TO KOREA IF YOU WANA FIGHT YOU GOT CUZ IN 2 YEARS I WILL BE 18 AND NOW ONE CAN KILL ME HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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#80 to #64 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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#76 to #64 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
"You sir, are a dumbass " You, sir, deserve a cookie for that hilarious comment. =D
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#73 to #64 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
*Hands you a gun with one bullet in it* That's an easier way to kill yourself.
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#72 to #64 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
the arrogant ones die first
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#70 to #64 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
It's Americans like this that embarrass and make us look bad.
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User avatar #69 to #64 - ILuvSystemofaDown (07/02/2009)
so ur a 16 year old no life jackass
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#68 to #64 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
please. just let someone kill u NOW. it will be an amazing gift to society
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#67 to #64 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
brilliant ^
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#65 to #64 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
You sir, are a dumbass
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#63 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
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#66 to #63 - twilightprincess (07/02/2009)
seriously, stop all this ex-girlfriend crap!!! it's not going to get u anything!!!
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#62 - anonymous (07/02/2009)
EPIC WIN
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