chuck norris. .. Chuck norris once had sex in a tractor trailor.......one of his sperm escaped and got into the engine.............we now know this truck as Optimus Prime
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Submitted: 02/05/2010
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User avatar #34 - johnnyrapture (02/06/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Chuck norris once had sex in a tractor trailor.......one of his sperm escaped and got into the engine.............we now know this truck as Optimus Prime
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#1 - CHUCKxNORRIS **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (14 replies)
User avatar #20 - Jakolantern (02/06/2010) [+] (24 replies)
Random Chuck Norris facts, go:
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing
User avatar #36 to #32 - ChanChan (02/06/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
User avatar #69 - KermitLovesYou (02/07/2010) [+] (17 replies)
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac from BurgerKing....
And got one.
User avatar #73 - redfang (02/11/2010) [-]
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
User avatar #51 - Supdude (02/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand how that kid came away from that alive!
User avatar #61 - Undercover Agent (02/06/2010) [-]
BOOM
headshot
User avatar #94 - RipperMan ONLINE (02/26/2010) [-]
anyone else notice that chuck norris can TOSS a crumpled piece of paper so hard it broke his nose?
User avatar #64 - frokopop (02/06/2010) [-]
I dare you to shoot at him next.
User avatar #58 - ratchat (02/06/2010) [-]
wow this is my first post to make it to top
i am going to cry of joy
User avatar #49 - WolfRider (02/06/2010) [-]
seriously..
just imagine how freaking weird that would be in real life
#38 - RoGeReSmItH **User deleted account** (02/06/2010) [-]
chuc norris jizzes tar and spits acid
User avatar #84 - lovebiscuit (02/14/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Chuch Norris sucks. lmao
User avatar #87 to #84 - huskeyjames (02/15/2010) [-]
you suck
=P
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#50 - CHUCKxNORRIS **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #54 to #50 - slapintheham (02/06/2010) [-]
u r an imposter his first choice woulda ben sandpaper -_-


WHO ARE U I SAY
#99 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
ONLY A DUMB ****** WOULD THROW SOMETHING AT CHUCK NORRIS. HE WAS LUCKY CHUCK DIDNT KILL HIM WITH THAT SAME PIECE OF PAPER
#90 - anonymous (02/16/2010) [-]
CHUCK NORRIS IMPREGNATES WOMEN WITH PIRATES, NINJAS, AND VIKINGS AT THE SAME TIME
#63 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
that would be a well behaved class!!
#62 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
it just had to be the black guy misbehaving lolz?
#29 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
chuck Norris can do a wheely on a unicycle
#19 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
oh youre ****** now.
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