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#105 - anonymous (10/20/2010) [-]
A werewolf once bit Chuck Norris. Instead of Chuck Norris turning into a Werewolf, the werewolf turned into a Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris promptly slew this abomination, in a secret war one might call World War Three.
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#101 - Daven (03/27/2010) [-]
If this were in real life, the paper would of gone through his head, the wall behind him, and everything else until Chuck feels like stopping it.
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#100 - Imago (03/20/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris once got into a knife fight.
The knife lost.
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#99 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
ONLY A DUMB NIGGER WOULD THROW SOMETHING AT CHUCK NORRIS. HE WAS LUCKY CHUCK DIDNT KILL HIM WITH THAT SAME PIECE OF PAPER
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User avatar #94 - RipperMan (02/26/2010) [-]
anyone else notice that chuck norris can TOSS a crumpled piece of paper so hard it broke his nose?
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#90 - anonymous (02/16/2010) [-]
CHUCK NORRIS IMPREGNATES WOMEN WITH PIRATES, NINJAS, AND VIKINGS AT THE SAME TIME
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User avatar #84 - lovebiscuit (02/14/2010) [-]
Chuch Norris sucks. lmao
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User avatar #87 to #84 - huskeyjames (02/15/2010) [-]
you suck
=P
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User avatar #92 to #87 - lovebiscuit (02/19/2010) [-]
pfft
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User avatar #96 to #92 - Espeon (02/27/2010) [-]
Say that again and you probably will become the most hated person on the internet.
No offense.
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#103 to #96 - anonymous (05/16/2010) [-]
You mean the part of the internet thats full of fat nerds that have no friends? Im okay with that.
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User avatar #104 to #103 - Espeon (05/19/2010) [-]
Yes, but no one likes to be hated :D
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#78 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
chuck norris dosn't have aids, but he gives it to people anyways
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User avatar #73 - redfang (02/11/2010) [-]
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
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#72 - anonymous (02/11/2010) [-]
okay....
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User avatar #69 - KermitLovesYou (02/07/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac from BurgerKing....
And got one.
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#98 to #69 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in
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User avatar #71 to #69 - TokenWhiteKid (02/11/2010) [-]
chuck norris can light a fire by rubbing together two ice cubes
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#74 to #71 - Joyar (02/12/2010) [-]
Most people can piss on the floor when going to the toilet... Chuck Norris can shit on the ceilings
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#76 to #74 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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#77 to #76 - anonymous (02/12/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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#79 to #77 - Joyar (02/13/2010) [-]
Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
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#81 to #79 - anonymous (02/13/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris can run around the world so fast he can punch him self in the back of the head
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User avatar #82 to #81 - Colonel Claypool (02/13/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris once beat a laser beam in the 500 meter dash.
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#83 to #82 - Joyar (02/14/2010) [-]
When Chuck Norris has sex with other men.. It is not because he is gay.. But simply because he has ran out of women on earth.
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#85 to #83 - anonymous (02/14/2010) [-]
When god said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
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User avatar #86 to #85 - PenguinLongboarder (02/14/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a McDonald's so hard it turned it into a Wendy's.
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User avatar #88 to #86 - huskeyjames (02/15/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris
all i have to say
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#89 to #88 - Joyar (02/16/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle and he can slam shut revolving doors.
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User avatar #91 to #89 - thatkidjenna (02/19/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves

captcha: spoke
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User avatar #93 to #91 - SoraDono (02/25/2010) [-]
How many push ups has Chuck Norris done ?
...
All of them ...
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User avatar #97 to #93 - Espeon (02/27/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris can win 'the game'.

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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#102 to #97 - Joyar (04/07/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris once visited 'the virgin islands', they have now been renamed 'the islands'
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User avatar #64 - frokopop (02/06/2010) [-]
I dare you to shoot at him next.
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#63 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
that would be a well behaved class!!
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#62 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
it just had to be the black guy misbehaving lolz?
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User avatar #61 - Undercover Agent (02/06/2010) [-]
BOOM
headshot
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User avatar #58 - ratchat (02/06/2010) [-]
wow this is my first post to make it to top
i am going to cry of joy
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User avatar #51 - Supdude (02/06/2010) [-]
I don't understand how that kid came away from that alive!
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User avatar #52 to #51 - slapintheham (02/06/2010) [-]
wes blak if norris hit him it woulda ben a 1 man lynch mob
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User avatar #50 - CHUCKxNORRIS **User deleted account** (02/06/2010) [-]
Crap out of toilet paper. Can anyone go fietch me some sand paper
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User avatar #54 to #50 - slapintheham (02/06/2010) [-]
u r an imposter his first choice woulda ben sandpaper -_-


WHO ARE U I SAY
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#66 to #54 - EpicRandomness (02/06/2010) [-]
No, his first choice wouldn't have been sandpaper, it would have been a cheese grater.
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#70 to #66 - anonymous (02/08/2010) [-]
or your crusty old mother
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User avatar #67 to #66 - slapintheham (02/07/2010) [-]
u may be rite
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#95 to #67 - technohandi (02/26/2010) [-]
hi first choice would be a torch. Burn that shit away.
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User avatar #49 - WolfRider ONLINE (02/06/2010) [-]
seriously..
just imagine how freaking weird that would be in real life
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#38 - RoGeReSmItH (02/06/2010) [-]
chuc norris jizzes tar and spits acid
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