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Sneaky Soccer Move

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Submitted: 06/26/2009
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#42 - dparksdparks **User deleted account** (09/14/2011) [-]
YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say your mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck.
#40 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
if i was the goalie i would "the the" fag in the face?
#38 - ANITA BATH (08/12/2009) [-]
LOOK AT ALL THE FANS THERE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED..!
User avatar #37 - colhan (08/09/2009) [-]
QUICK DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #35 - yomyhomez (08/06/2009) [-]
*facepalm*
User avatar #33 - prplprince (07/30/2009) [-]
now if he missed how would that suck
#41 to #33 - anonymous (01/09/2011) [-]
lol that would suck SO much! XD
#27 - anonymous (07/06/2009) [-]
u cant do tht the ref will call it
#31 to #27 - anonymous (07/10/2009) [-]
yea it was all legal, he can't knock it out of his hands but the goalie put it down so it was fair game
#28 to #27 - anonymous (07/06/2009) [-]
no, thats legal. he shot from outside the box. he didnt do anything agaist the rules
#26 - anonymous (07/06/2009) [-]
ninja-ninja-ninja-ninja. and fyi off sides is only applied when attacking, since possesion was lost the play is effectively over, therefore the only "rule" violated was the courtesy of giving a keeper 2-3 yards. socer nerdage ftw
#39 to #26 - anonymous (08/21/2009) [-]
you're a muppet, you don't know fuck about football
#34 to #26 - anonymous (07/31/2009) [-]
Actually, offisdes is called when passing.
#25 - anonymous (07/06/2009) [-]
That was fucking awesome
#23 - anonymous (07/05/2009) [-]
LEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 pics IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!"
#32 to #23 - anonymous (07/24/2009) [-]
i didnt, but when i did it... it said pedobear... should i be freightened
#30 to #23 - anonymous (07/07/2009) [-]
lol i had html codes in there but it removed it
#29 to #23 - anonymous (07/07/2009) [-]
bind "f6" type amy
#24 to #23 - anonymous (07/06/2009) [-]
why does it matter if my crush's name appears on my screen? i already know their name.
#20 - anonymous (07/05/2009) [-]
i wish i knew why we have different names for all this stuff
User avatar #22 to #20 - cassiecass (07/05/2009) [-]
america had to be different
#19 - anonymous (07/05/2009) [-]
Offside is a law in association football which effectively limits how far forward attacking players may be when involved in play. Broadly, a player cannot gain an advantage by waiting for the ball near the opposing goal when there are fewer than two opponents between him and the goal.
#16 - anonymous (07/05/2009) [-]
See if that was American football, that would have been offsides no questions asked. But nooooo, it just has to be soccer where no one really knows if it's offsides. Crazy soccer :P
#36 to #16 - anonymous (08/07/2009) [-]
Really? So when you run around for a full 45 minutes, break for 15, then run for another 45 its gay, but when you play a game that only matters in the last 2 minutes you're straight? So i guess you like being a pussy an wearing fake protective shit instead of going out and playing a real mans sport like a real man
#21 to #16 - anonymous (07/05/2009) [-]
American football is a man's sport. European (gay) football is a fag's sport. Fagity fagity fag fag
#17 to #16 - anonymous (07/05/2009) [-]
No in real football your only offsides if your team passed it to you when your past the defence..... unlike American football real football dosnt stop the play every 7 seconds!
#12 - anonymous (07/04/2009) [-]
EPIC WIN!
#11 - anonymous (07/04/2009) [-]
http://damiannorris.mybrute.co m
#10 - anonymous (07/01/2009) [-]
lol dick move, dick move
#9 - anonymous (06/30/2009) [-]
Slick move.
#15 to #9 - anonymous (07/05/2009) [-]
woops i meant to give u a thumbs up...epic fail on my part
#7 - anonymous (06/26/2009) [-]
wouldn't that be offside?
User avatar #18 to #7 - roflsquad (07/05/2009) [-]
Only offside if it was his team who touched it last.
#14 to #7 - anonymous (07/05/2009) [-]
it wasn't a goalie kick he just saved it i don't know what tool goalie doesn't drop kick it tho :P
#13 to #7 - anonymous (07/04/2009) [-]
it's still offsides, he was behind the ball.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Bipolar Kittens (06/28/2009) [-]
Nope, because it was the goalies fault. The player did nothing to the goalie, the goalie put the ball down in play, and the player took it.
#4 - anonymous (06/26/2009) [-]
would that point count?
#5 to #4 - anonymous (06/26/2009) [-]
yah
#1 - anonymous (06/26/2009) [-]
if i was the goalie i would the the fag in the face....but then i'll get a red card
#6 to #1 - anonymous (06/26/2009) [-]
loool
#3 to #1 - anonymous (06/26/2009) [-]
How do you go about "the"ing someone?
#2 to #1 - anonymous (06/26/2009) [-]
it would be worth it.
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