I still do this. yeyyy skip skip.. When I'm playing a game that doesn't allow me to skip, I press every single button hoping that the registered button presses makes the computer somehow consciou dont you tags
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#53 - desuforeverlulz (09/28/2013) [-]
When I'm playing a game that doesn't allow me to skip, I press every single button hoping that the registered button presses makes the computer somehow conscious to my frustration.
When I'm playing a game that doesn't allow me to skip, I press every single button hoping that the registered button presses makes the computer somehow conscious to my frustration.
#85 to #53 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (09/28/2013) [-]
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#22 - letrollface (09/27/2013) [-]
The movie's sound plays in my head
< desaturated ****** unrelated
User avatar #39 to #22 - niggastolemyname (09/27/2013) [-]
Israel?
User avatar #59 to #22 - evilruck (09/28/2013) [-]
darker than black
User avatar #34 to #22 - sasyboncho (09/27/2013) [-]
He is the ******* ..
User avatar #73 to #22 - biggydy (09/28/2013) [-]
Now that's black, not the crappy brown the african-american have.
#55 - hauntzor (09/28/2013) [-]
I swear to God, the developer credits that play when you open Civilization 5 are unskippable.


BUT

If you touched a single key in an attempt to skip them when they were playing, the intro to Civ 5 (which I actually enjoy watching all the way through because its cinematic as **** ) skips within three seconds after it starts

Mfw
User avatar #91 to #55 - keenyboy (09/28/2013) [-]
I believe the Civ 5 intro video is actually a cunning loading screen. If you press any button it will skip once whatever needs to load has done so. I always press a button at the beginning, it used to skip at the point you see the vikings, upped my RAM and now it skips when he says "lush, fertile land"
User avatar #35 - daelril (09/27/2013) [-]
There's usually a folder containing the logos and intros in a game. Just find them and delete them, or change the extension to .bak if you want to restore them in the future
User avatar #56 to #35 - okamiterasu (09/28/2013) [-]
or .old
but whatever
#72 - cthumoo ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Not quite so calmly, though
User avatar #1 - Blackmane (09/27/2013) [-]
So I played that game, and the ****** action movie cliche's were amazing
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuzzyballs (09/27/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #3 to #1 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
YOU ALSO PLAYED GAME.EXE??
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.
#7 to #3 - Fgner (09/27/2013) [-]
In his defense - the icon is Sniper Ghost Warrior 2. No need to be a dick about it.
User avatar #96 to #7 - instakill (09/28/2013) [-]
what I believe he was referring to is the name for diablo II's .exe is game.exe, so in that respect I have played game.exe too
User avatar #52 to #3 - gabek (09/28/2013) [-]
I believe many people played game.exe

www.file.net/process/game.exe.html
User avatar #77 - evilanakie (09/28/2013) [-]
i like to just slap the keyboard and ****
or sometimes i write angry messages to it
"load you pile of **** i swear to **** i will musBACKSPACEBUTTONrder you in your ******* sleep you ****** ******* wi swear to god i will kill yer whole family"
User avatar #80 - Lintutu (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm a console gamer, i don't understand this
#83 to #80 - justakewldewd (09/28/2013) [-]
I believe your version would be pressing start, select, or whatever button you use for jump in order to get the the title screen.
User avatar #124 to #83 - Lintutu (09/29/2013) [-]
oh you mean "A" or "X"?
#125 to #124 - justakewldewd (09/30/2013) [-]
You tell me, man.
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#87 to #58 - alexandervascus (09/28/2013) [-]
Welcome to Funnyjunk. Have a thumbs down, may Lord Chin Chin have mercy on your syphilitic soul.
Welcome to Funnyjunk. Have a thumbs down, may Lord Chin Chin have mercy on your syphilitic soul.
#88 to #58 - danyoung (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh...dude...you will suffer here...
User avatar #93 to #88 - thatnerdyguy (09/28/2013) [-]
It's a copypasta, bro.
#95 to #93 - danyoung (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh oh oh you say for...ooh, sorry, dude, and thanks for the claration.
User avatar #94 to #93 - danyoung (09/28/2013) [-]
Also "Assians can read minds" and get red thumbs too.
User avatar #92 to #58 - thatnerdyguy (09/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #58 - symmiie ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Why would you even post that copypasta here?
User avatar #82 to #64 - ilovehitler (09/28/2013) [-]
Did you not see how much annoyance it caused?
I'd say that's reason enough.
#74 to #58 - John Cena (09/28/2013) [-]
Kill yourself
#90 - kashin (09/28/2013) [-]
Just go into the game's installation folder, find the intro files (the movie files almost invariably contain the word 'intro' or 'logo'), and remove or change their extension (.mp4 -> .mp4.backup). The game will usually just skip them then.
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User avatar #78 - kwanzalord (09/28/2013) [-]
**** load screens
User avatar #76 - shadowbreech (09/28/2013) [-]
We all do
User avatar #69 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (09/28/2013) [-]
"Game.exe"
Doesn't sound supicious at all
User avatar #65 - nggamer (09/28/2013) [-]
can someone plz explain this to me?
User avatar #70 to #65 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (09/28/2013) [-]
You sometimes can't skip the short intro things from the makers of the game you're playing
Like nVidia, Eidos, and Square Enix for example
All 3 have a little thing before the main menu of a game
And sometimes you can't skip them
#57 - watmilk (09/28/2013) [-]
Scandinavian enter master race
User avatar #54 - rbpwn (09/28/2013) [-]
I ******* love the intro splashes

Gives you time to grab snacks

Or, they help set the mood by being tailored in the game's theme, like Metro did
User avatar #19 - astraea (09/27/2013) [-]
Omg we have the same keyboard ;'))) <3333 ♥♥♥
User avatar #15 - baconnator (09/27/2013) [-]
sniper 2's campain was way to ******* short and it made me sad =(
User avatar #10 - heartlessrobot (09/27/2013) [-]
I just wish you could skip the intro in Dark Souls.
#11 to #10 - John Cena (09/27/2013) [-]
Check the dark souls nexus, only takes 5 minutes to get rid of it.
User avatar #12 to #10 - drachma ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
DS Fix is what you're looking for. There's an option to have the intros skipped in the config
PC of course
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