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    #20 - tenthdivine
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    (09/24/2013)[-]
    I ******* love otters so much and nothing's gonna change that.
    I ******* love otters so much and nothing's gonna change that.
    User avatar#26 to #20 - LassieIsCool
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    Thats what my ferret dose before he *****...
    #27 to #26 - tenthdivine
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    Dude I want a ferret so bad... Any tips on raising one?
    #36 to #27 - LassieIsCool
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    (09/24/2013)[-]
    Well seeing mine is a spiteful little **** who looks at you then backs into a corner to "pretend' to **** for attention then when you go him he runs off nooking.    
   
Watch them always!   
   
But seriously, teach them not to bite from the start, I flick mine on the nose when he bites but others just say no really loud. And most people say when they bite you you have to choke them to get them off, you don't have to, just stick your finger in their mouth. Mine will bite strangers still but not my family, but okay with kids.   
   
To fed them meat you have to give it to them at the start. Mine eats kitten food, they need cat food with the most protein, he likes red meat and hates chicken unless its cooked.    
   
He use t live inside but only used his litter when he wanted, They love corners to go in. He lives in a cage now. You can litter train them but he likes to go where he wants.   
   
If you want a girl and don't breed her, when she comes in heat she will bleed out, so desexed here when you can. With boys they stink more when they have balls, mines de-balled. Only wash them once or twice a month. other wise they will stink more. And trim claws often.   
   
Pic related. My cat and Ferret
    Well seeing mine is a spiteful little **** who looks at you then backs into a corner to "pretend' to **** for attention then when you go him he runs off nooking.

    Watch them always!

    But seriously, teach them not to bite from the start, I flick mine on the nose when he bites but others just say no really loud. And most people say when they bite you you have to choke them to get them off, you don't have to, just stick your finger in their mouth. Mine will bite strangers still but not my family, but okay with kids.

    To fed them meat you have to give it to them at the start. Mine eats kitten food, they need cat food with the most protein, he likes red meat and hates chicken unless its cooked.

    He use t live inside but only used his litter when he wanted, They love corners to go in. He lives in a cage now. You can litter train them but he likes to go where he wants.

    If you want a girl and don't breed her, when she comes in heat she will bleed out, so desexed here when you can. With boys they stink more when they have balls, mines de-balled. Only wash them once or twice a month. other wise they will stink more. And trim claws often.

    Pic related. My cat and Ferret
    #37 to #36 - tenthdivine
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    (09/24/2013)[-]
    Awww they're adorable! I have a cat too.   
   
Is it okay to keep em in a cage but let them run around in the yard sometimes? I wouldn't leave one out in my yard because a lot of coyotes and alligators come into my yard at night... but I wouldn't want to leave one in a cage all the time, and I certainly wouldn't be able to have one running around pissing and ******** all over the place, that'd be AWFUL.   
   
Do males smell worse than females? Also, why do males smell worse when their balls are intact? That's a bit odd...   
   
Pic related, my cat <3
    Awww they're adorable! I have a cat too.

    Is it okay to keep em in a cage but let them run around in the yard sometimes? I wouldn't leave one out in my yard because a lot of coyotes and alligators come into my yard at night... but I wouldn't want to leave one in a cage all the time, and I certainly wouldn't be able to have one running around pissing and ******** all over the place, that'd be AWFUL.

    Do males smell worse than females? Also, why do males smell worse when their balls are intact? That's a bit odd...

    Pic related, my cat <3
    User avatar#41 to #37 - LassieIsCool
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    (09/24/2013)[-]
    If they get out and get lost they wont come back they have no sense of direction. And the balls thing i just a male thing, he'll want to breed and such so he'll let out more of a smell.
    #49 to #41 - tenthdivine
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    (09/24/2013)[-]
    Oh interesting haha.

    and I won't let it get lost or anything I'll make like a little fenced in area for it to play in or something, thanks for all your advice!
    User avatar#28 to #27 - sladee
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    (09/24/2013)[-]
    give it food and water, let it sleep when it's tired and finally, keep it clean.
    #38 to #28 - tenthdivine
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    (09/24/2013)[-]
    Thanks m8
    Thanks m8
    User avatar#39 to #38 - sladee
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    (09/24/2013)[-]
    With pleasure
    User avatar#22 to #20 - bowmasta
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    Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball.
    #23 to #22 - such
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    NO YOU ARENT. STOP MENTIONING ME
    #29 to #23 - magerogue
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    why would your username be such... wtf...
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