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#20 - banditowolf
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(09/23/2013) [-]
why wasn't my dick on there   
   
   
 i'm only joking, i'm not that arrogant really, don't hurt me
why wasn't my dick on there


i'm only joking, i'm not that arrogant really, don't hurt me
User avatar #133 to #20 - nyawgga
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(09/24/2013) [-]
your mom's fat ass should have been at the end
#21 to #20 - irauh
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(09/23/2013) [-]
It was, they just didn't magnify down to atoms
#29 to #21 - banditowolf
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(09/23/2013) [-]
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#30 to #29 - irauh
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(09/23/2013) [-]
I love you
#31 to #30 - banditowolf
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(09/23/2013) [-]
I love you too
I love you too
#80 to #30 - newdevyx
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(09/24/2013) [-]
here, have this .gif it seems to speed up the more you watch it.
here, have this .gif it seems to speed up the more you watch it.
#101 to #21 - lotlizard
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#140 to #21 - SILENCEnight
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(09/24/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #4338623 at Click an item and pick it up ** Beeeeerrrrrrnnnnnn.
#44 - superassassin
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(09/23/2013) [-]
If you think about it, we're basically non-existent, whilst we really are everything.   
   
Tell yourself that you know that you are basically NOTHING in this universe.    
Isn't possessing that kind of perception really unique? You can look at your hand and ask yourself; "what the hell am I?"    
   
You are stardust. And not even your own galaxy could be seen through a microscope if you'd compare it to how enormous the universe really is. But, we came from the universe. YOU are the universe.    
   
Try to understand the concept of time. When did it start? What created it? You've spent billions of years in oblivion before you were born. (Don't start any religious debates.) But here you are NOW. Reading this comment. At this very time.    
   
Enjoy life at it's fullest. When it's dark outside and the sky is clear, go out and look at the stars. If God made it, he would want you to see it. That's how it is. You are in it, and you are a part of it.    
And when you die, you will once again return to where you once came from.** The realm you were in before you were born.    
**   
Look at this gif and try to grasp the concept of the infinite. It's impossible. The human brain simply cannot comprehend "infinity." Try as hard as you can, and ask yourself "how is the universe infinite? When did the big bang happen? How did it happen? What the **** is time?"    
   
The odds of your mother meeting your father is 1 / 20000. Now multiply it with the odds of them staying long enough together to have kids, which is 1 in 2000. (I learnt this at school, explaining all of it will take endless amounts of time.)   
The odds of you ever being born is 102,700,000. That's TEN followed by 2700000.   
   
The odds of you ever being born are technically zero.    
**   
   
**Are you ******* kidding me?!   
   
I am ******* mind blowing myself here.   
   
 And also, the xbox is pretty big.
If you think about it, we're basically non-existent, whilst we really are everything.

Tell yourself that you know that you are basically NOTHING in this universe.
Isn't possessing that kind of perception really unique? You can look at your hand and ask yourself; "what the hell am I?"

You are stardust. And not even your own galaxy could be seen through a microscope if you'd compare it to how enormous the universe really is. But, we came from the universe. YOU are the universe.

Try to understand the concept of time. When did it start? What created it? You've spent billions of years in oblivion before you were born. (Don't start any religious debates.) But here you are NOW. Reading this comment. At this very time.

Enjoy life at it's fullest. When it's dark outside and the sky is clear, go out and look at the stars. If God made it, he would want you to see it. That's how it is. You are in it, and you are a part of it.
And when you die, you will once again return to where you once came from.** The realm you were in before you were born.
**
Look at this gif and try to grasp the concept of the infinite. It's impossible. The human brain simply cannot comprehend "infinity." Try as hard as you can, and ask yourself "how is the universe infinite? When did the big bang happen? How did it happen? What the **** is time?"

The odds of your mother meeting your father is 1 / 20000. Now multiply it with the odds of them staying long enough together to have kids, which is 1 in 2000. (I learnt this at school, explaining all of it will take endless amounts of time.)
The odds of you ever being born is 102,700,000. That's TEN followed by 2700000.

The odds of you ever being born are technically zero.
**

**Are you ******* kidding me?!


I am ******* mind blowing myself here.

And also, the xbox is pretty big.
#57 to #44 - deadlydong
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(09/23/2013) [-]
This **** made me laugh more than it did make me realize how much of a speck i am in the universe.
This **** made me laugh more than it did make me realize how much of a speck i am in the universe.
User avatar #60 to #44 - callmenotime
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Don't you pay attention to current events?

The Big Bang is a hoax! A 4-sided star caused the universe!

I'm kidding
User avatar #78 to #44 - xdeathspawnx
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(09/24/2013) [-]
this is the **** that keeps me up at night. It shocks me that we are the most intelligent species on Earth, and yet most of us will never come close to understanding, let alone comprehending the vast complexities of the universe.
#95 to #44 - shrolen
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(09/24/2013) [-]
Wouldn't the odds of me being born be 100%?
If you multiply the chances of everything being exactly how it is right now, which are unfathomably low, with infinity, you will notice that the chances will arrive at 100%.

Following this same logic, everything that can possibly happen following the laws of our universe has already happened, and will happen again, an infinite number of times.

Let that sink in a bit.
User avatar #138 to #44 - elcreepo
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When you think about it this makes a compelling argument for most religions. Also possibly a good argument (I'm no expert on either side) the odds of the universe being created, a star in the right place being young enough to support life, and the direct chain of events leading to the creation of the human species, the odds are simply astronomical.

And let's not mention that statistically the odds of you being born is even higher considering the several trillion sperm your father shoots into or near your mother's bat cave.
User avatar #51 to #44 - roflnaut
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Aren't we also infinitely large?
The principle of mass conservation states something along the lines of "you could keep splitting matter in half, and it could keep going on forever."
At that rate, we are infinite, right?
I might just be wrong and sound like a dumbass right now, but it is keeping me entertained still.
#81 to #51 - triggathepirate
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(09/24/2013) [-]
is infinity large
is infinity large
User avatar #123 to #81 - roflnaut
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I can imagine saying that your dick is infinitely large will definitely be a killer pick up line on the ladies.
#136 to #51 - nyawgga
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(09/24/2013) [-]
the chances of me sleeping with jessica alba are infinite too since you can always divide numbers, but do you see that happening
the chances of me sleeping with jessica alba are infinite too since you can always divide numbers, but do you see that happening
#121 to #44 - envinite
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#126 to #44 - unconfuzzled
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(09/24/2013) [-]
you just made me question everything that has led to me living. thank you sir
User avatar #135 to #44 - nyawgga
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(09/24/2013) [-]
The odds of anything are impossible. But SOMETHING has gotta happen. And if if you aren't there to conceive it, then there's no problem, because you wouldn't be around to care.
User avatar #47 to #44 - iceguy
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(09/23/2013) [-]
i think you just blew my (apparently) non-excistent mind
User avatar #50 to #44 - Awesomecarrot
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(09/23/2013) [-]
This stuff both awes and scares the **** out of me.
#119 to #44 - Haane
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#53 to #44 - lean
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User avatar #54 to #44 - darkangeloffire
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(09/23/2013) [-]
I was waiting for Jesus at the end saying "Don't masturbate"
#12 - superpianobros
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#13 to #12 - superpianobros
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#14 to #13 - superpianobros
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#15 to #14 - superpianobros
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#16 to #15 - superpianobros
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#17 to #16 - superpianobros
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Finished.
Finished.
#5 - northstar
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(09/23/2013) [-]
I was expecting a your moma joke from this.
#70 to #5 - leafonthewind
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(09/24/2013) [-]
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#9 to #5 - timelordeternal
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#56 - forcequest
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(09/23/2013) [-]
I was actually pretty interested for a while there
I was actually pretty interested for a while there
#1 - rosebug
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(09/23/2013) [-]
I'm sure this content will make a reasonable amount of thumbs, and props to you for posting, but I just kind of want to know my username color and I feel really weird commenting. Thank you.
User avatar #8 to #1 - edemylove **User deleted account**
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Instead of being a ******* douchebag and spamming, you could just check on your profile.
User avatar #128 to #8 - alexthebest
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(09/24/2013) [-]
no u
User avatar #4 to #1 - jcdman
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Blue
#6 to #4 - rosebug
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Thank you so, so much. <3
User avatar #49 - gayboard
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: If you placed the sun 5,000 Km away from Earth, it would be hot.
User avatar #106 to #49 - dubstepforme
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(09/24/2013) [-]
fun fact, if you jack off too much your dick will hurt
User avatar #64 to #49 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/24/2013) [-]
Fun fact: The sun is really far away.
User avatar #98 to #64 - bitchpleaseshutup
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(09/24/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: If you were to touch the sun at night, it would still be hot
User avatar #114 to #98 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/24/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: The moon usually comes out at night
#52 - stadic
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Get on my level
Get on my level
User avatar #73 to #52 - MRfunnyFACE
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(09/24/2013) [-]
this anime got out of proportion really fast.

like a screw...
User avatar #76 to #73 - vortexrain
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(09/24/2013) [-]
What's the name of it? I've started watching anime recently, and I'm looking for anything. Anything except Boku no Pico, **** that.
User avatar #84 to #76 - holycrusader
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(09/24/2013) [-]
Gurren Lagann
User avatar #86 to #84 - vortexrain
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Isn't there some girl named Yoko in it?
User avatar #87 to #86 - holycrusader
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Yup
User avatar #88 to #87 - vortexrain
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And some people say that porn doesn't teach you anything. I learned the name of a person in a show, I've never seen.
User avatar #89 to #88 - holycrusader
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(09/24/2013) [-]
You learn something new everyday but who would of thought it be from porn right?
User avatar #92 to #89 - vortexrain
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Porn is very informative.
User avatar #150 to #76 - MRfunnyFACE
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(09/24/2013) [-]
by code grass i mean code geas

one piece is a good anime

and i forgot to mention fairy tail on mainstream list
User avatar #149 to #76 - MRfunnyFACE
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(09/24/2013) [-]
watch code grass, cowboy be-bop, soul eater, death note

and if you want to start getting real hard core email me for more

other main stream ones include bleach, naruto, and one piece
(one piece is actually a really good manga)
#77 to #52 - UnoSkullmanx
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What is?
#40 - historycanon
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#18 - wmpedo
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#32 to #18 - alucardi
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