Winning an argument against the teacher. Must be one of the best feelings in the world. Especially if the teacher doesn't like you! ;).. I used to have this English teacher that absolutely hated me and I hated her and in class once, our teacher brought books in that weren't on our book requiremen Mudfish ooooh dis
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#21 - theodordronen
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I used to have this English teacher that absolutely hated me and I hated her and in class once, our teacher brought books in that weren't on our book requirement list for the year and told us we had to pay her for them.
Everyone accepted it until she got to me and I said "I'm not paying for that." She threatened to tell the principal on me and I told her to go right ahead.
Next class she tells everyone with an defeatist look on her face that the principal had told her that she wasn't allowed to make us pay for books that weren't a requirement and she had to go around the class and give everyone their money back.

Picture related, MFW
#78 to #21 - anon id: dd179247
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*strokes neckbeard proudly*
User avatar #115 to #21 - Dember
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I'll never forget the time I was just seven years old.
Lost a molar and for some reason the hole kept trying to bleed whenever I was overly active and had a hard time closing up correctly, so the dentist said I wasn't supposed to be jumping around until it began to heal better.
Playtime sucked. Much blood in mouth, gums very hurt. :c

Second grade, had a major dyke P.E. teacher with a mild speech impediment by the name of "Mrs. Bar" - seriously thought this was actually a man for a while; even got confused if "Mrs." was only used for married women.

So "Mrs." Bar insisted that I do jumping jacks with the rest of the class, even after I handed her my mother's note asking her to excuse me from exercise in her class that day. Bitch actually tore my note in half and told me I'd just have to do it anyway.

I refused, she sent me to the principal, who called my mother. P.E. Teacher said I was lying and that I never handed her a note. Seriously, you're an adult?
The old twat actually waited there with me in the principal's office the whole time - no idea if "she" was supposed to, or what the rest of the class was doing in that time.

My mother had to leave work to discuss the problem, while the P.E. teacher insisted I was "just being lazy".
Principal apologized for the inconvenience; mother asked P.E. teacher to step out with her for a moment.
She needn't have bothered - I could hear her telling off that cunt all the way from down the hall and through a closed door.

Never had any more problems with that puckery old hobo-lookalike teacher.

Thank you for being awesome, mom.


On another note, I did have an awesome science teacher, though - Mrs. Lever. We had a dorky little hindu kid on our class called Bilaal who, when asked to describe a rock, said "the rock is soft."
Epic Mrs. Lever goes "No, Bilaal, the rock is smooth, not soft. If I picked it up and hit you on the head with it, it would hurt which means it is not soft."

Second grade, ladies and gentleman.
#122 to #115 - impediment
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Speech impediments are my thing.
User avatar #124 to #122 - Dember
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Don't get me wrong. I don't mind stutters - and I personally think lisps are adorable.
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But ol' Mrs. Bar spoke as if she was chewing a lemon with every word. Very puckery, and didn't quite pronounce Rs correctly.
User avatar #126 to #21 - niggastolemyname
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I would've made it a bigger deal because I'm 95% sure a teacher can be fired for doing something like that.
#47 to #21 - rainyeyes
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She's lucky you didn't call the cops on her for extortion.
User avatar #68 to #21 - HarvietheDinkle
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do you usually take pictures of yourself after getting into arguments with teachers?

i'm just curious as to why you would have this lying around
User avatar #108 to #68 - theodordronen
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Just a random picture I had of myself that seemed to fit I'm afraid
User avatar #37 to #21 - hawaiianhappysauce
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Why didn't you tell her that it wasn't obligatory to own the book in the first place instead of going through all that trouble?
User avatar #125 to #37 - niggastolemyname
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What?
#48 to #37 - anon id: e546c0c3
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Because teachers don't listen to the students, they listen to the ones who sign their paychecks
#35 - ihaveakeyboard
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I got in a huge argument with my sixth grade teacher on what my first name actually was. My name is a common nick name, and she insisted upon using the full length version and then gave me a detention for insisting she call me by my name. My dad had to come to school with a birth certificate copy.
I got in a huge argument with my sixth grade teacher on what my first name actually was. My name is a common nick name, and she insisted upon using the full length version and then gave me a detention for insisting she call me by my name. My dad had to come to school with a birth certificate copy.
User avatar #61 to #35 - zerokiller
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So what you're saying is that (just an example) your name is Dave, but your teacher thought it was short for David? She insisted on calling you David even though your name is Dave? Again, that was just an example, because I don't what you're name is.
User avatar #129 to #61 - ihaveakeyboard
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yeah, basically
#85 to #35 - spikedude
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:o a still version of this is my desktop background
User avatar #104 to #35 - cyborgturtle
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What is your name?

Is it Alex?, John?, Nick?, Tom?, Joe?
User avatar #63 to #35 - randomlunchbox
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My 8th grade history teacher tried telling my friend his name isn't what he has pronounced it as his whole life. His name is Stephan, but she called him Steven so he said my name is Stephan not Steven; She raged yelling "IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY IT IS PRONOUNCED STEVEN!" She retired after that year.
User avatar #38 to #35 - KevinPutt
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so...what is your name?
User avatar #39 to #38 - ihaveakeyboard
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a common nickname
#40 to #39 - KevinPutt
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Fine.
Fine.
#41 to #40 - ihaveakeyboard
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Its okay lil' *****, its gonna be fine
Its okay lil' *****, its gonna be fine
#42 to #41 - KevinPutt
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oh god, that gif
oh god, that gif
User avatar #130 to #42 - ihaveakeyboard
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damn, people enjoyed this thread
User avatar #131 to #130 - KevinPutt
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Can you now tell me your name?
#132 to #131 - ihaveakeyboard
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sure, its alex
User avatar #133 to #132 - KevinPutt
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that's a common nickname?
User avatar #134 to #133 - ihaveakeyboard
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yeah, of alexander, alexandra, all that ****. people just say alex instead
#44 to #42 - ihaveakeyboard
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why thank you sir
why thank you sir
User avatar #127 to #44 - niggastolemyname
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holy ******* **** i want to know how to make these
User avatar #43 to #39 - dillard1
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It's Dick, isn't it
User avatar #53 to #39 - utasco
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at least you didn't have Forest as a name and hear "RUUUNN FAARRREST RUUUUUN" every time i was in p.e, im in Alabama i know **** me right?
#82 to #53 - zourch
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people call me that when im running and my names austin   
so if your names really is forest you carry a heavy burden    
and i am sorry for you   
   
mfw they say it
people call me that when im running and my names austin
so if your names really is forest you carry a heavy burden
and i am sorry for you

mfw they say it
User avatar #83 to #35 - thepandaking
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Hello, Bob.



Nick?
Jack?
****, it's gotta be one of these.
User avatar #119 to #83 - animedudej
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HIS NAME IS NICKLEJACK


*screams externally*
User avatar #49 - gardenmanly
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In middle school one time, my teacher gave me an F on a math test because when she was writing my final score on top of the paper, she forgot to write the last "0" in "100" and so instead marked it as a "10". I went to ask her about why it was marked as an F if all the answers had check marks next to them, but refused to talk to anyone about their tests unless they stayed into lunch. Then, because she went to get her lunch while I sat around waiting for her, I ended up missing lunch entirely.

Another time, and this is slightly unrelated except for teachers being awful sometimes, I had gone to the bathroom and it utterly reeked in there. There was a window down at the end of the bathroom, so I decided to open it a crack and use the urinal on the end next to the window so I didn't gag on the stench. The bathrooms were shaped like a backwards L, with the stalls and urinals down the long stretch and the door around the corner so people couldn't see in, but apparently one of the female teachers was walking by and "happened to see me" standing next to the open window so she waited outside and when I came out, she brought me down to the principals accusing me of smoking. I explained the situation and told the principal that she could search my bag, my person, anything at all if she felt she needed to, but I also told her that I felt that it was an extreme invasion of privacy for a female teacher to be casually looking into the mens restroom as she walked by, especially given that you cannot see a thing unless you actually step through the doorway and look around the corner. That teacher was gone the next year.
User avatar #58 to #49 - AnomynousUser
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I remember that in my sophomore year, I had the biggest bitch for a teacher. And I use the word teacher loosely, since the one subject and class she had to teach the 7 periods a day consisted of her reading directly from the book to teach us, and answer any questions by reading the same thing directly from the book. Well, since I was in JROTC, we had to miss her class one day to prepare for the annual inspection, so my friends and I who missed the class were told to get the work after the class would be missed, so we went to her class room the period after and she yelled at us for interrupting her lunch and she was going off about how we needed to go to her on our own time instead of hers... Which we were... So, I went to her class later in the day for the work but one of my friends decided to just wait until the next day. She gave him a 0 because it was due that day, even though she wouldn't give it to him earlier.
#30 - antistar
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#46 - PhedoBear
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mfw
mfw
User avatar #92 to #46 - oliverskak [OP]
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Frikkin love the original!
User avatar #55 to #46 - ridivey
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that is the most perfect live action loop ive ever seen, thumb for you sir!
#28 - katinka
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User avatar #62 to #28 - effthree
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Juts laughed at that for a good five minutes, thank you and I love you
User avatar #128 to #28 - niggastolemyname
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Miley cyrus?
User avatar #57 to #28 - nervaaurelius
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It took me a while to realize that was a stuffed animal.
#76 to #28 - deliciousdee
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Thought it looked familiar
Thought it looked familiar
User avatar #27 - deathrun
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HE SAID SHE AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!
#34 - grimmwaters
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User avatar #14 - chuca
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then you get a full weeks detention for insubordination, a call home to your parents about your lack of respect, and a teacher who will be (more) unfair to you the rest of the year

unless you're lucky and they're not a complete asshole
#13 - helpmedudes
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH