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Walking down hallways

Every... ******* ... time...

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Submitted: 09/04/2013
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#1 - utasco (09/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
mfw i have a turtle that will get that big
#10 - mrvin (09/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
aaaw
aaaw
#12 - CIS White Male (09/05/2013) [+] (10 replies)
IT'S A ******* TORTOISE

TURTLES ARE SEA ANIMALS
TORTOISES ARE LAND ANIMALS
GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????????????? BUNCHA ******* PISS WATER DRINKING JIGABOOS
#29 - tabarzins (09/05/2013) [-]
mfw hallways
mfw hallways
User avatar #30 - gurtol (09/05/2013) [-]
LOL this reminds me of my perfectly round, fat **** history teacher walking down a corridor. People used to get detention all the time for getting stuck behind her and ending up late for class!
User avatar #17 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (09/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
it moved because
TORTOISE CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!! 
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking 
this is the complete truth 
The reason a lot of TORTOISE have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with TORTOISE and don’t associate with non TORTOISE that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion TORTOISE where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non TORTOISE , integrate and associate with non TORTOISE much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non TORTOISE a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with TORTOISE so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place. 
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around TORTOISE , and try looking for TORTOISE who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc. 
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE The world has to know about this
User avatar #47 to #17 - mrdudeface (09/05/2013) [-]
I don't think they get the joke
User avatar #34 - ratchetmiles ONLINE (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All these autistic comments.

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#44 to #34 - lolchris (09/05/2013) [-]
Autism is strong in this comments section
User avatar #22 - gunslayer ONLINE (09/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What the hell is going on in these comments?
User avatar #42 - wwlllmyfault (09/05/2013) [-]
Im probably the turtle in most cases
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#26 - CIS White Male (09/05/2013) [-]
especially when girls pull the Diagonal Rook Bitch move
User avatar #25 - fauxshores (09/05/2013) [-]
FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ
#24 - haziri (09/05/2013) [-]
Bitch best wait for that tortoise.
#20 - CIS White Male (09/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#19 - CIS White Male (09/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#46 to #19 - shrekdurself (09/05/2013) [-]
He said "pott" at the end
Hue
#8 - bushingenna (09/05/2013) [-]
**bushingenna rolled a random image posted in comment #4279273 at Click an item and pick it up ** how i walk down hallways
User avatar #6 - meincraftz (09/05/2013) [-]
How it feels to bike in Vondelpark, Amsterdam (or any place in the Netherlands with tourists)
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