After Porn Finishes. Source: Family Guy.. not that id date an ex porn star, but imagine what its like in the bedroom. >honey can we anal? yes. >honey can we threesome? yes. >honey can we rape-y After Porn Finishes Source: Family Guy not that id date an ex porn star but imagine what its like in the bedroom >honey can we anal? yes threesome? rape-y
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - antigravitycake
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not that id date an ex porn star, but imagine what its like in the bedroom.
>honey can we anal? yes.
>honey can we threesome? yes.
>honey can we rape-yes
>honey-yes
User avatar #41 to #10 - curtkobain
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and they'd be bored in bed with you. I doubt it's exciting anymore for them.

Besides just because they except to do those things. It's all for the money. It doesn't mean they necessarily like it.

User avatar #12 to #10 - commontroll
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Unless she's one of the pornstars who feels like **** and has no self-value. There's a difference between doing a few pornos, and being a pornstar, and most of them start to kind of despise sex honestly.
User avatar #14 to #12 - calawesome
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and from interviews I've read, most pornstars think romantic sex is the best way to go.
User avatar #15 to #14 - commontroll
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Indeed, because sex for the sake of sex has lost its allure to them. They've had to have sex for the sake of sex for the sake of others all day every day and act like they enjoy it all the time. It would probably be a relief just to have somebody who has sex with them for the sake of the connection they have with each other.
#80 to #10 - thessalonaki
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...I'd date a pornstar. Or an ex pornstar.   
   
 to be honest I wouldn't care that much
...I'd date a pornstar. Or an ex pornstar.

to be honest I wouldn't care that much
#13 to #10 - millsygrim
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Also most females aren't against threesomes, its more they don't want their other half having sex with another women.
User avatar #22 to #10 - richardastley
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You do realize porn stars are paid to have sex in really uncomfortable positions and in uncomfortable ways. Anal isn't something most girls can enjoy every day, and being ****** like your dick is a jackhammer isn't something anyone with a normal sized vagina can really enjoy.
User avatar #35 to #22 - xXMAQXx
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"Anal isn't something most girls can enjoy every day" what a joke
User avatar #42 to #35 - richardastley
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It's the truth. Some days it feels better for them than others. Some girls don't like anal at all. Surprisingly enough, women differ between members and have different preferences for different things.
User avatar #24 to #22 - sanguinesolitude
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nuanced and logical comment? You gonna get redthumbed.
User avatar #25 to #24 - richardastley
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lol Nobody hates FJers more than FJers!
User avatar #26 to #25 - sanguinesolitude
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true story. Plus we have a clash between the mid 20s people and the 12 year olds that is sort of simmering constantly in the background. Where the mid 20s are like wtf is this swag **** and the 12 yos are like... i kinda like swag.
User avatar #27 to #26 - richardastley
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lol Yes, and varying opinions of religion, equality, and nationality seem to be a source of conflict as well.
User avatar #28 to #27 - sanguinesolitude
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indeed.
#29 to #22 - leawesomeme
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You do realized that, in marriage they are sort of still getting paid?
>Paying for food
>Paying for movies
>Paying for jewlery
>"Honey I think its best if I become a stay at home mom, you paid is high enough to support all of us"
>And so on
User avatar #34 to #29 - dedaluminus
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Kind of true, but as a porn star they have a contract. They do that **** or they don't get paid. In marriage, it's pretty much mandatory to keep your wife happy, because if they don't like it, and decide to leave your ass, they'll take half-all of your **** and also half-most of your paycheck as well for the next few years.
User avatar #19 to #10 - logicstrike
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and than imagine how you would compare to all there other sexual partners all of them
User avatar #20 to #19 - antigravitycake
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oh god my tiny Weiner is no competition
#1 - teranin
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User avatar #48 to #1 - thegamerslife
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I have an old coka-cola glass that I don't let anyone else use, ever. It's mine and I enjoy drinking out of it at dinner.... I have issues.
#5 - TheLastNinja
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I literally turned my sound up when I couldn't hear her speak....
User avatar #46 to #5 - thegamerslife
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this is what I'm talking about... you literally didn't need to literally use literally to express literally turning up you speakers, literally.
#37 to #5 - anon id: eef90f30
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As opposed to figuratively?
User avatar #39 to #37 - maternation
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this guy knows what's up.
User avatar #7 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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wait what? someone explain?
#8 to #7 - challos **User deleted account**
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you never had a wank then felt dirty after and what you just enjoyed previously was actually quite repuslive in hindsight?
User avatar #17 to #8 - dantemp
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I don't. I'm completely aware of my primal desires and I acknowledge them. This doesn't make me "sick" in any way, as I don't act on them in the real life.
User avatar #9 to #8 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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No i cant say that i have, the only thing that goes through my mind is damn it boner wake up.
Strange.
#16 to #9 - bongconnery
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Do you masturbate soft?...im so confused
#65 to #16 - creepyunclebob
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I think he means after he finishes he wants to keep going, but can't.
#40 - bosaight **User deleted account**
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Technically you are the one that "finishes". Not the porn.
Technically you are the one that "finishes". Not the porn.
#72 to #40 - violatordegaini
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esti roman?
User avatar #78 to #40 - advicedude
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porn-finishes
#36 - idntnoausername
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After I masturbate, I feel so relieved but I look at myself with disgust and I'm all like

"what have I done.."
User avatar #44 to #36 - thegamerslife
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ya get over it after some years, and realize that it is who you are and in 90 minutes you are going to be clearing your history again.
User avatar #49 to #44 - idntnoausername
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I have been jackin off since I was ******* 11 YEARS OLD.


I'm 17 now......
User avatar #50 to #49 - thegamerslife
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2-22 you'll never be on my level. lmao
User avatar #51 to #50 - idntnoausername
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You have been masturbatng since you were 2..? How is that possible
User avatar #52 to #51 - thegamerslife
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playing with myself my whole life. lol. I met a dude at job corps who lost his virginity at 8 to his 12 year old neighbor (who was sitting him) everyone is different and everyone becomes self aware at different times.
User avatar #53 to #52 - idntnoausername
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Dayum, that's dope. I lost my virginity when I was 15. Guess how old the chick was? (;
User avatar #54 to #53 - thegamerslife
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5? that isn't anything to really brag about, I was just proving a point of self awareness and sexual activity. I didn't lose mine till 19 and it didn't affect my life at all. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - idntnoausername
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I wasn't trying to brag, it was just crazy who I lost it ..I was 15, she was 37
User avatar #125 to #55 - derpinathebadass
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Isn't that, y'know, illegal?
User avatar #128 to #125 - idntnoausername
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yeah but idc
User avatar #57 to #55 - thegamerslife
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incest is wrong. lol jk. that lady has issues.
User avatar #58 to #57 - idntnoausername
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Haha I didn't really care, she was hot as hell, I loved it. Banging MILFS is the best man.
#64 to #58 - thatoneiranianguy
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#71 to #36 - muffinmadman
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#60 to #36 - beefking
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**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at (untitled) **
User avatar #63 to #60 - zombiesnipertwo
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that roll....ouch
#67 to #60 - metalnettle
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User avatar #88 to #60 - vgmddg
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Dayum! That's a heck of a roll.
#97 - rapsuskiller
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After I finish and porn hasn´t
After I finish and porn hasn´t
User avatar #23 - turkeyslapper
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Don't hate on sluttiness, if it wasn't for sluttiness nobody would get laid. Women want sex too.
User avatar #38 to #23 - sweetellie
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I think you're confusing sluttiness with having a healthy sex drive..
User avatar #66 to #38 - festiveorc
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You can work in pornography and have a healthy sex drive.
User avatar #140 to #66 - sweetellie
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Uh.. I didn't say you couldn't..
#56 - pavichokche
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"Source: Family Guy"
#59 to #56 - beefking
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**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #3729093 at Friendly **
#93 - tobistrigoivii
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**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at the FP kind of game that I want ** what typically fap to
#100 to #93 - hidanfangirl
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**hidanfangirl rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at I thought it was funny. ** And I to this.