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User avatar #43 - zipzapzoop (08/30/2013) [-]
The art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the internet, using dialogue. Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesn't count as trolling; it's just flaming, and isn't funny. Spam isn't trolling either; it pisses people off, but it's lame.

The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.
Trolling requires decieving; any trolling that doesn't involve decieving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccesful troll.

Signs that your trolling is succesful:
*Your victim screaming in all-caps at you.
*Personal attacks (Calling you a retard, idiot, etc).
*Being an Internet Tough Guy.
*Making a crude remark, before quickly logging off before you can retort.

Signs that your trolling is unsuccesful:
*Your victim identifying you as a troll.
*Identifying yourself as a troll.
*Your efforts being ignored.
*Being counter-trolled (See below)

Counter-trolling (Or reverse trolling) is an effective method of redeeming yourself after being trolled. It involves www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trolling
User avatar #48 to #43 - sanguinesolitude (08/30/2013) [-]
I just don't get the idea behind trolling. I mean why waste time making the world a worse place when you could instead spend it teaching people that jesus loves them and died for their sins.
#51 to #48 - rokkarokkaali (08/30/2013) [-]
Because Jesus is a dick.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sanguinesolitude (08/30/2013) [-]
Its only because God loves you that you are even allowed to rebel against him. One day you will regret your lack of faith and come crawling back to him, but the great thing about jesus is that on that day he will welcome you back with open arms.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sanguinesolitude (08/30/2013) [-]
Jeremy Camp - Jesus Saves
The only music i listen to is christian rock, yours looks offensive and ungodly.
User avatar #55 to #54 - rokkarokkaali (08/30/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #56 to #55 - sanguinesolitude (08/30/2013) [-]
LoL stands for lord of light, which is a name for jesus, all praises be upon him.
User avatar #59 to #56 - rokkarokkaali (08/30/2013) [-]
How should I let him enter my body?
User avatar #61 to #59 - sanguinesolitude (08/30/2013) [-]
one should always assume the position of ones knees, mouth open to praise him, and hands spread to welcome him in. and remember, Jesus didn't come to take, but to give.
User avatar #63 to #61 - rokkarokkaali (08/30/2013) [-]
Do I open my rectum now or later?
User avatar #64 to #63 - sanguinesolitude (08/30/2013) [-]
you will know when the moment is right. He will fill the hole in your life and soak you with his holy waters.
User avatar #57 to #56 - kousei (08/30/2013) [-]
and that friends is some pretty successful trolling.
User avatar #60 to #57 - rokkarokkaali (08/30/2013) [-]
Except I knew he was a troll, and that's why I said,"lol"
User avatar #62 to #60 - sanguinesolitude (08/30/2013) [-]
we had fun though didnt we?
User avatar #65 to #62 - kousei (08/30/2013) [-]
i won't lie, i only registered it after the "lol" response.
#66 to #65 - sanguinesolitude (08/30/2013) [-]
i think it is poe's law that says "Without a blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of extremism or fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing" Thus it lends itself well to trolling.
i think it is poe's law that says "Without a blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of extremism or fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing" Thus it lends itself well to trolling.
User avatar #45 to #43 - sackit (08/30/2013) [-]
Also there is diffrent trolls
Canibal trolls is 1 of them
and troll science is another way of trolling.
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