what better way to stay alive forever than to drink - #101237963 added by sabcy at Lady Stuff

#56 - smellmyfaceforswag

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(08/29/2013) [-]

I find it funny that the end of WWII technally led up to this show.

#59 to #56 - thetom

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(08/29/2013) [-]

WWII? or WWIII

#108 to #59 - bowties

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I always saw it as an alternate reality where instead of the USSR and USA make peace to end the Cold War, they bomb the **** out of each other. That would explain why all the cell phones are bulky and have chords, why Lumpy Space Princess' password to get to Lumpy Space was 'Whatever, it's 2009!' and why Ice King was singing the theme song to Cheers

#125 to #108 - thetom

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well everything has cords because phones were kinda reinvented. they don't have the full amount of tech we have now. all they have is what people make. and they have actually made a lot. like pb made a googoomomameter. and it makes sense with ice king and cheers because he's older. i think they said he stopped aging around 40? but don't quote me on his age lol. ice king remembers tv shows from his childhood, like my dad could sing the theme song from cheers. Also Marcy didn't know what he was singing about so it was probably before her time. id still guess ww3 but there's no way to tell.

#64 to #59 - kanatana

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I always thought it was WWIII, what with all the atomic bombs.

#65 to #64 - thetom

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me too. and it could be just around the corner with Syria and whatnot =[

#66 to #65 - kanatana

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Hey, if it gets me a Candy Kingdom, bombs away. What's the worst that can happen?

#97 to #66 - questionaire **User deleted account**

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#144 to #97 - thetom

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all nonsense aside that image made me laugh as i scrolled down slowly reading

#70 to #66 - thetom

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well you gotta survive for the next 1000 years to see it. sad we don't live that long =[

unless you find a magic crown or build little -mo's to breath, walk, and pump fluids for you.

#111 to #70 - sabcy

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************ I'm the lich. minus the love- based death.

#126 to #111 - thetom

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wait... what?

#127 to #126 - sabcy

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what better way to stay alive forever than to drink the liquidized remains of my fallen enemies.

#128 to #127 - thetom

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i just don't remember a love based death... or him drinking the liquidized remains of his fallen enemies.

then we get into does he have enemies? or is he just killing to live longer?
i thought technically a lich/litch is someone who puts their life/soul into another object so they aren't restricted to one lifespan. (he just happened to choose a dead body which gives him a humanish form)
im rambling...
does he need to kill people to live longer?

also i'm not telling you to stfu. i just don't seem to have many lich images

#132 to #128 - sabcy

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a lich is a necromancer, mage, king, etc., who kills themselves and bind their soul to their own corpse, granting immortality. they have control over other dead, and use stupidly powerful magic, because they no longer need to worry about lashback. he drinks from the soup in a ritual to increase his own power, and is destroyed by finn using a sweater that had been sown with love. Also by have the top of his head ripped off.

#133 to #132 - thetom

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i saw him drink the soup but i didn't think it was the liquid remains of people/enemies.

otherwise... cool beans man lol
so he doesn't need to keep killing people right?
he just does so because he's evil and whatnot?

#136 to #133 - sabcy

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1) why do you think he wanted finn to step into it. Why did you think all those bones were there for, atmosphere? Also, it burned bubblegum, both the person, and the thing.
2)yes, he still needs to kill people, that soup would lose volume eventually, also it was in a subway. A lot of hobos died to make that soup.

#139 to #136 - thetom

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the bones weren't in the soup, they were all over the subway. but there's bones all over Ooo. lots of people go through subways. in fact more normal wage earning people visit subways than hobos do.

maybe he just wanted to kill fin

maybe the well of power is just toxic waste. i remember him getting power from all the toxic "lady stuff" in op's image.

also jake turned into the lich in the alternate universe from being submerged in toxic waste from the bomb that went off right?

#141 to #139 - sabcy

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first, it's a well, so it is considerably big. two there were hundreds of bones in and around, as ice king put it ever so delicately, the hole. Also, the undead are healed from things that kill, and are hurt from things that heal.

#143 to #141 - thetom

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i'm gonna say were at a standstill. I don't believe the soup is entirely(or even mostly) people juices and the last comment didn't effect anything i said so yea. standstill lol

#145 to #143 - sabcy

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then you are a worthy opponent

#146 to #145 - thetom

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#147 to #146 - sabcy

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that (the dancing cactus) was my profile pic for a year.

#148 to #147 - thetom

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i just found it recently lol. i love it

#151 to #148 - sabcy

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very few don't.

#134 to #133 - thetom

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boop, i found one more in that folder.

#71 to #70 - kanatana

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(08/29/2013) [-]

Yeah, I think I'll just go with vaporization.

... Or the crown.

#72 to #71 - thetom

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-the crown comes with insanity and ice powers.

-vaporization comes with intense burns, then death.

#73 to #72 - kanatana

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(08/29/2013) [-]

Gimme a minute, I'm doing pros and cons lists here.

#74 to #73 - thetom

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pros
-ladies

cons
-they're evil

#77 to #74 - kanatana

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Hot... vampire ladies?

#78 to #77 - thetom

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im not sure what they are they were in Dads dungeon. they just kinda eat people, or whatever eats the apple... its not really explained much its just a scenario for them to get through