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Moses and his fifteen commandments

How it really was.

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#68 - Dwarf (08/28/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5814720 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** That mother 						******					 meant to drop those.
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5814720 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** That mother ****** meant to drop those.
#67 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that the whole fifteen commandments joke was made up about three seconds after the reading of the ten commandments, I can't count how many times I've seen it recreated, I wonder if whoever writes the shows/movie/videos that have it actually thing they're being clever and original or if they know that they're doing a joke that's been around so long it has a beard and they just don't give a **** .
#63 - Lookinatstuff ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
Count de Money approves of this post
Count de Money approves of this post
#62 - elcampeon (08/28/2013) [-]
when i was a little kid, i used to see that commercial all the time! I told my friends about this commercial, but no one ever knew what i was talking about. hooray for nostalgia!
User avatar #61 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/28/2013) [-]
its funny because in the story he actually destroys the tablets anyways out of anger
#60 - triggathepirate (08/28/2013) [-]
Moses face when
#59 - deadmuerto (08/28/2013) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled a random image posted in comment #3576883 at Friendly **oh, Jews
**deadmuerto rolled a random image posted in comment #3576883 at Friendly **oh, Jews
User avatar #64 to #59 - skitthecrit (08/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 - nsali (08/28/2013) [-]
hooooly sheet, i havent thought of the history of the world in ages, i wanna watch this movie
#52 - peteflintonbass (08/28/2013) [-]
did someone mention religion on the internet again?
I'm getting out of here
#48 - personz (08/28/2013) [-]
Actually, When Moses got the ten commandments and walked back down the mountain, he saw the people worshiping an idol, like the one thing he told them not to do. So he went up to the guy who had started it/was leading it, and broke the ten commandments over his head. Seriously, he had to go back up there and get a new pair of rock slabs with the ten commandments on them from God.
#75 to #48 - hachintheaxe (09/20/2013) [-]
and then moses ****** himself over anyway and couldn't enter into the promised land
#76 to #75 - personz (09/20/2013) [-]
Wasn't that because he died before they made it to the promised land? I believe he was dead for Jericho , the city who's walls were destroyed by playing the instruments around them , which was while they were wandering.
#77 to #76 - hachintheaxe (09/20/2013) [-]
god told him he wuld be able to look at the promised land but not enter, because he was taking credit for the provisions the hewbrews go instead of giving praise to god
#78 to #77 - personz (09/21/2013) [-]
ah, that makes sense. For a preacher's kid who's read the bible, it seems that I really got that bit wrong.
User avatar #51 to #48 - theluppijackal (08/28/2013) [-]
That must've been the ******* conversation
'I need another set'
'What, why? I just gave you a pair'
'I had to deck a ****** , he was worshipping a false idol'
'Seriously moses? I'm trying to teach peace and love here. I got a son I'm working on'
'Just give me another set. You made a whole universe is two rocks that hard?'
#55 to #51 - personz (08/28/2013) [-]
Actually, God in the old testament would smite people all the time, the reason Angels always say "do not be afraid" is because if they didn't it meant you were about to get your **** wrecked harder than Hiroshima was by the Nuclear bomb.
User avatar #65 to #55 - theawesomeguy (08/28/2013) [-]
that was very out of taste
#69 to #65 - personz (08/28/2013) [-]
Actually, it was on purpose, a single angel was sent to purge a city that had Pissed God off, and the next day the city was found to have been completely obliterated, there was no trace of the city ever having existed there. I referenced Nuclear bombs because that's the only thing I know of that also pack city-destroying power in such a small package.
#54 to #51 - urbemarmis (08/28/2013) [-]
i love it!
i love it!
#50 to #48 - urbemarmis (08/28/2013) [-]
didnt it also take them a long ass time to get back to israel too? god saw them doing this and said "aww hell naw" i vaguely recall it being either 7 years or 40. i feel like 7 would make more sense
#53 to #50 - personz (08/28/2013) [-]
I believe it took them 40 years, and yeah, that's a really long time for how small the area is.
#39 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
you cut out the best part!
#37 - payseht (08/28/2013) [-]
what he saw
#43 to #37 - lordpancake (08/28/2013) [-]
That ****** creeped me out when i was younger. "Return thee ssllaaabbbbb"
User avatar #46 to #43 - payseht (08/28/2013) [-]
"Or drop it... that's fine, too, I guess..."
#41 to #37 - utasco (08/28/2013) [-]
**utasco rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at U.S. Millitary ** what he saw
User avatar #66 to #41 - theawesomeguy (08/28/2013) [-]
just as bad
#40 to #37 - icametocomment (08/28/2013) [-]
Thanks a ton for putting the "NO" in nostalgia. ****** .
#35 - spikebin (08/28/2013) [-]
If only...
11 - Thou shalt not believe any book written about me, for much is lost in translation.
12 - Thou shalt not build monuments in my name, for each must learn to worship in their own way.
13 - Thou shall go forth and explore to your hearts content, for the world is wide and waiting.
14 - Thou shalt not fear when the apocalypse comes, for it will be an apocalypse only for those who believe it to be.
15 - OP is ******
#45 to #35 - tragicrhapsody (08/28/2013) [-]
Pretty good, I can see it existing
Pretty good, I can see it existing
#36 to #35 - seymourtets (08/28/2013) [-]
I am a Christian and this is beautiful to me. Thank you for this.
I am a Christian and this is beautiful to me. Thank you for this.
#30 - lully (08/28/2013) [-]
The way he dropped that reminds me of the way they drop **** in those infomercials.
#24 - theashenwhiteness (08/27/2013) [-]

srsly though, History of the World pt.1 is glorious
#31 to #24 - ihaveakeyboard (08/28/2013) [-]
protecting the hebrew race
User avatar #28 to #24 - Kainim (08/27/2013) [-]
what is this amazing jewcraft from?
#32 to #28 - frozencrown (08/28/2013) [-]

Last scene of "History of the World" by Mel Brooks. Awesome movie.
But I just now realized that's the same tune as "Men In Tights".......How did I not notice this before?
#23 - lrw (08/27/2013) [-]
Almighty Everybody Dance Now Funny 2007 xvid THOU SHALT DO THE DANCE

p.s i know my quote is from a different movie it just reminded me of van almighty
User avatar #19 - garuda (08/27/2013) [-]
Moses - Ten Commandments - Mel Brooks

for those too young to understand....i give you Mel Brooks
#20 to #19 - lrw (08/27/2013) [-]
im a bit of a noob but how did you upload a video comment
User avatar #21 to #20 - EnergizierAnon (08/27/2013) [-]
by clicking the youtube icon when you bring up a 'leave a comment' box.
#22 to #21 - lrw (08/27/2013) [-]
found it cheers pal, should of one to specsavers lol
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