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User avatar #61 - Welshhobo (08/27/2013) [-]
Watch this tart cream her panties.

Exclusive backstage interview with Flex Lewis at the British Grand Prix
User avatar #180 to #61 - mrhotwings (08/27/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with the color of his body?
#234 to #180 - masterboll ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]




its called a fake tan

the reality behind it is that white people dont actually like being white
#101 to #61 - cloakedone (08/27/2013) [-]
That was like watching a geek try to talk to a hot girl.
#74 to #61 - HashtheBrownie (08/27/2013) [-]
"Clearly, you have brought in a package."
#158 to #74 - garnichtgut (08/27/2013) [-]
*camera zooms out so everybody can see his bulge. zooms back in*
User avatar #183 to #158 - supervillanus (08/27/2013) [-]
lol'd
User avatar #72 to #61 - iamtheceej (08/27/2013) [-]
Dat lip bite.
#120 to #72 - coldfusion (08/27/2013) [-]
When does that happen?
User avatar #123 to #120 - iamtheceej (08/27/2013) [-]
30 seconds in, my friend.
#125 to #123 - coldfusion (08/27/2013) [-]
OOh, i missed it the first time, I was checking out the blond, she's hot.

Thx
User avatar #69 to #61 - forcequest (08/27/2013) [-]
Man, that blonde.. The day I'm able to make a girl put on that expression I can die happy
User avatar #82 to #69 - byobgraffpro (08/27/2013) [-]
bro you can do that now, all you gotta do is believe you can do it. a chick isnt going to **** you for your looks, just act alpha. easier put on paper but seriously
#106 to #82 - anonymous (08/27/2013) [-]
but this guy doesn´t even act alpha at the moment where the interviewer is about to cum, he almost cries talking about his mom and ****
#102 to #82 - cloakedone (08/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, clearly talking about crying on stage was the reason for that video, not his world famously jacked body...
User avatar #167 to #102 - byobgraffpro (08/27/2013) [-]
i didnt say he wasnt ripped? all i said was guys think they cant get girls because they think they are out of their league which dont even exist. i dont know why youre trying to make me sound stupid, im just pointing out guys fabricate **** like visual standards, if a girl wont **** you becuase she thinks youre ugly then shes probably a selfish lover, theres like 4 billion women in the world but we think its the end of the world if a girl says no.
#170 to #167 - cloakedone (08/27/2013) [-]
Would you **** a hideous girl? No? Well they feel the same. No-one is sexually attracted to whats on the inside. Don't ******* feed them that **** , ugly is ugly and if you think a girl is out of your league she probably is. Visual standards are there because they are real. Its not ******* fabricated, would you have sex with susan boyle before surgery?
User avatar #206 to #170 - rockamekishiko (08/28/2013) [-]
man i have a friend who is ugly as **** and he gets so much pussy from pretty girls. He isn't ripped, he just knows how to talk tot hem. i've seen him work them up.
User avatar #172 to #170 - byobgraffpro (08/27/2013) [-]
yeah because guys and girls think exactly the same. ive seen loads of guys that would be considered subpar date 9/10's, they just knew how to talk to girls. ive done **** with girls that you would consider out of my league, but you can keep your cynical view on women and live a depressing lonely life
#175 to #172 - cloakedone (08/27/2013) [-]
Expirement:
Two guys, with the same look, voice, inflection, even clothing style, say the same "alpha" thing to a female. The variable? One guy is attractive and the other is fugly. The outcome? The attractive dude has sex with the girl, the ugly guy is slapped, called a creep, and is now under a restraining order. I was "alpha" in highschool, but i was also ugly. you know how many girls i got over 4 years of highschool? 2. Now my face cleared up, i lost weight and got a haircut, and im still the same cynical asshole. I've had more girls in the last 6 months then highschool me could've dreamed of. Welcome to the real ******* world, ugly is ugly
User avatar #179 to #175 - byobgraffpro (08/27/2013) [-]
i never said attractive men couldnt get laid friend, congratulations you are terrible at reading. all i said was if you say the right **** a girl will like you, they start to appreciate the way you look and find you attractive. ive seen it happen, you cant tell me i didnt see it, believe what you want but i know what ive experienced and witnessed, ugly is ugly but personality and wit get you a long way
#181 to #179 - cloakedone (08/27/2013) [-]
no, no it wont. it gets you "friendzoned". Which is what people in that "zone" call "not hot enough to have sex with"
User avatar #186 to #181 - byobgraffpro (08/27/2013) [-]
i really dont understand what your motive is, do you hate ugly people for some reason, do you want everybody to be shallow and empty inside? it sounds like it, im really glad i dont know your dumb ass in real life because you dont know **** about people at all and honestly you are the worst kind of person. you keep telling me what i say is false but ive seen all of this happen, like im not pulling inspirational bull **** out of my asshole trying to brighten some fat kid's day. but youre the smartest guy in the world and you somehow know how every woman thinks
#188 to #186 - cloakedone (08/27/2013) [-]
Im just sick of people pertetuating "Be alpha" **** you, thats the same as "real beauty is on the inside" and other ******** people invent to make themselves feel better. If he can't get a girl because he's "some fat kid" (way to assume dickwad) then maybe he should lose some ******* weight instead of just instantly blaming the girl because "she cant recognize the beauty thats inside" or some ******** . You're being a ******** salesmen, like a snakeoil salesmen, but without the usefulness of an empty bottle
User avatar #254 to #188 - byobgraffpro (08/28/2013) [-]
i wasnt assuming he was a fat kid you cock jockey i was speaking figuratively, you stupid ******* idiot, you seriously believe women go out with men solely because of looks, you are so naive. your mind is like a ******* toilet full of **** , im not trying to be a salesman or say its okay to be fat and ugly, they should always try to improve their appearance, its definitely easier to get a girl that way. but saying that having confidence is bull **** if youre ugly is retarded. but i can tell you have a weak mind and have no clue at all what youre talking about. its ok to be a jackass man, theres alot of dumb ***** like you so its nothing to feel insecure about
User avatar #245 to #188 - guymandude (08/28/2013) [-]
Most women like men that show confidence, without being too overbearing. It's different than that "beauty on the inside" stuff. Women are attracted my men who give off a vibe of control and safety, it's evolution and **** . That doesn't mean that every ugly-as-sin ************ can "make-up" for bad looks, it helps average guys become more appealing.

you are seriously the only person who I've ever seen have a hard time understanding that.
User avatar #255 to #245 - byobgraffpro (08/28/2013) [-]
exactly man, im not saying every ugly person has an amazing personality but there isnt a whole lot of women who **** for looks only, i agree with you completely with the vibe thing
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