mfw first BJ. get it picard.. op walks into a bar, says "bartender, give me 11 shots of tequila" bartender says "why, what's the occasion?" op says "I just experienc

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#1 - teranin ONLINE (08/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
op walks into a bar, says "bartender, give me 11 shots of tequila"

bartender says "why, what's the occasion?"

op says "I just experienced my first blowjob today!"

bartender says "wow that's great! here, have a 12th on the house!"

op says "No thanks, if 11 won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will"
#17 - zomgodness (08/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**zomgodness rolled a random image posted in comment #3325847 at Friendly ** Silly op, that's not how you give a bj.
#16 - anonymous (08/23/2013) [+] (11 replies)
BJ means blowjob, which is when a person puts his or her mouth into a person's genitalia and either lick it or suck it.
#23 to #16 - ShadowsDemon (08/23/2013) [-]
Thanks, Fleet Admiral Obvious. I'm sure no one here knew what a BJ was.
User avatar #5 - moribus (08/23/2013) [-]
I saw a tear.
#59 - profflippystix (08/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
mfw my first blowjob
#38 - Sinless (08/23/2013) [-]
mfw teeth
mfw teeth
User avatar #34 - schmitty (08/23/2013) [-]
That doesn't look right at all OP, there's not a dick in your mouth.
#28 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW First blowjob

lol.
User avatar #15 - theblastradius (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You probably thought he was really getting a blowjob.



Acting.
#18 - dafogman (08/23/2013) [-]
<----OP the next day.


<----OP the next day.
User avatar #8 - splendiddust (08/23/2013) [+] (13 replies)
>first sex time with gf today
>after about an hour of foreplay we both finally get the courage to do it
>she sits on my dick
>sothisiswhatitfeelslike.png
>suddenly mum yells "Femanon has to go now"
>didnt even get close to finishing
User avatar #12 to #8 - hydromatic (08/23/2013) [-]
Why would you have sex with your girlfriend FOR THE FIRST TIME while your mother was home?

You deserved to get interrupted for being that dumb
#46 - senorfrog (08/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Mfw first Bj I never had one
#156 - cartrman (08/24/2013) [-]
**cartrman rolled a random image posted in comment #4295819 at Click an item and pick it up **
I assume this will be my face when(if).
User avatar #67 - touchmybutt (08/23/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Remember the first guy i gave a BJ He kinda looked like this...I looked up at him only seconds before he came, and his face was all wiggly and shaky and stuff... .-.
#70 to #67 - bluedodger (08/23/2013) [-]
WHOA! You're first BJ was to a dude that looked like Patrick Stewart?
#165 - tenthdivine (08/24/2013) [-]
MFW second one
#178 - madhattergirl (08/24/2013) [-]
MFW my first blow job
MFW my first blow job
#126 - tehcashew (08/23/2013) [-]
OPFW first blowjob
#160 - allidoisfapfapfap (08/24/2013) [-]
I guess you can say the blowjob.... made him Pic-hard
#177 - freenarative (08/24/2013) [-]
so who was the lucky fella you sucked off op?
#99 - vedgetable (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
TOO MUCH TEETH TOO MUCH TEETH TOO MUCH TEETH
TOO MUCH TEETH TOO MUCH TEETH TOO MUCH TEETH
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