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#4 - thechosentroll (08/22/2013) [-]
It's an easteuropean thing in general. You would not believe what a nightmare getting a drivers' license around here is, considering it's perfectly normal to have 6 people cut you off, 2 nearly hit you and at least one try to get you to hit him in the back for insurance money withing 5 minutes of leaving the house. Also, there's the gypsies, who pose a completely different problem. Hope you like horse shit, by the way.
User avatar #150 to #4 - niggastolemyname (08/27/2013) [-]
**niggastolemyname rolled user takeaseat ** would you step on horse shit?
User avatar #142 to #4 - sefyu (08/23/2013) [-]
I would never think about driving a car when visiting family in bosnia. When I'm there over the holidays I always travel by bicycle, despite having a drivers license.
#126 to #4 - lemleet (08/23/2013) [-]
my dad lived in the soviet union and my uncle made his license
#109 to #4 - devout feminist (08/23/2013) [-]
And yet other countries cant understand why we dont want eastern "europeans" to come freely to eu and start crossing our boarders. Success breeds gypsy/ruskie invasions.
User avatar #124 to #109 - thechosentroll (08/23/2013) [-]
Eh, depends on the type of gypsies. I live on the outskirts of the gypsy neighborhood and they're actually pretty cool. They mostly just go through trash cans and do jobs no one else wants It's the ones that aren't local that are asses, since they just come to steal. Hence, why all you see in western Europe is the shit kind - they're not locals. They're not there to settle down. They're there for the sole purpose of stealing as much as they can and bringing it back home.
User avatar #69 to #4 - joshlol (08/23/2013) [-]
>You would not believe what a nightmare getting a drivers' license around here is

Don't Russians just bribe the instructor?
User avatar #122 to #69 - thechosentroll (08/23/2013) [-]
1. I'm not russian.
2. It's very tightly monitored, there's a camera installed in each instructors' car along with a microphone and you'd have to bribe around 6-7 people if you count the health and safety course.
User avatar #116 to #69 - klina (08/23/2013) [-]
>bribe the instructor

Nigga, have you ever even tried to get a license?

Your instructor instructs you, teaches you.
The commission decides whether or not you pass.
It's consisted of 2-4 people whom you drive around the place you live.
I'd like to see you try and bribe them all.
User avatar #119 to #116 - joshlol (08/23/2013) [-]
>have you ever even tried to get a license?

Yes in the UK. More than a few Russians tell me that it's not uncommon for people in their country to bribe their way into a license.
User avatar #120 to #119 - klina (08/23/2013) [-]
It might not be uncommon, but it sure as hell ain't easy or common, people bribe their way to a licence just about as much as they bribe their way into anything else, it ain't easy, and not everyone can/will do it.
#49 to #4 - whargarbler ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
After reading this whole thread, pic related.
#48 to #4 - Milos (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm a pedestrian most of the time and I can confirm horse shit part. When passing through gypsy parts it looks like medieval times.
User avatar #36 to #4 - klina (08/23/2013) [-]
As a citizen of Macedonia, I can confirm that all of this is true, though not to the extent of which it was described.
The statistics he described are way over the top. Within 5 minutes you can only get cut off 2-3 times, near-miss are like 1-2 per week and insurance set-ups happen once or twice per driver's life.

The gypsies are a royal pain though, words cannot express how much they fuck shit up. They are justifyingly called trash niggers around my parts.
User avatar #143 to #36 - sefyu (08/23/2013) [-]
we call them balcan jews
User avatar #63 to #36 - happypancake (08/23/2013) [-]
How do they fuck shit up?
User avatar #114 to #63 - klina (08/23/2013) [-]
>steal bikes
>steal hubcaps from cars
>go through garbage cans to find something useful to them while tossing everything out of the container, onto the street
>live in disgusting "houses" made of scrap metal, bricks, cardboard, etc.
>don't bathe, smell horrible up to around 3 metres radius
>shoplift
>beg for money/food/cigarettes (the young ones threaten to spit on you if you don't give them, knowing that most people will not hit them since they're little)
>more than 50% of the small time household robberies are done by gypsies, the other highest group being drug addicts (of which at least 20% are gypsies)

I could go on about this more, but I'm sure you get my point
User avatar #44 to #36 - grandmabetty (08/23/2013) [-]
I think gypsies aren't liked anywhere.

Here we call them pikeys. They're all scabby theiving uneducated lowlives.
User avatar #87 to #44 - rieskimo (08/23/2013) [-]
Do you like dags?
User avatar #107 to #87 - burningsmurfs (08/23/2013) [-]
I like caravans more.
User avatar #45 to #44 - klina (08/23/2013) [-]
Sounds about right.
User avatar #18 to #4 - fargtwo (08/23/2013) [-]
Having lived in Ukraine, I can confirm this. Eastern Europeans are the best and worst drivers I've ever seen.
User avatar #17 to #4 - foelkera (08/23/2013) [-]
I used to live in Nevada and there were gypsies all over the place. Fuck those guys in the ass.
#32 to #17 - firereadyaim (08/23/2013) [-]
where in nevada are there gypsies?
User avatar #34 to #32 - foelkera (08/23/2013) [-]
all over the desert. They moved here in the 1940s because Hitler was killing a ton of them.
#35 to #34 - firereadyaim (08/23/2013) [-]
I live in southern nevada, never seen any
#38 to #35 - thebeatlesfan (08/23/2013) [-]
I live in northern Nevada and I have not seen them either.
User avatar #37 to #35 - foelkera (08/23/2013) [-]
used to be all over henderson for a few years until they all got thrown out, now I think they just bum around in the desert and go from shitty town to shitty town. Havent seen any for a while since I moved to Pennsylvania from there a few years ago.
User avatar #61 to #37 - thornberry (08/23/2013) [-]
there are gypsies here in the us?
User avatar #88 to #61 - rieskimo (08/23/2013) [-]
Apparently, there's a reality TV show based on it which is essentially the American Rule 34(if it exists there's a reality TV show about it)

American Gypsies - Meet the Gypsies
User avatar #105 to #88 - thornberry (08/23/2013) [-]
These just look like your average italian people, not gypsies
#9 to #4 - notafunnyguy (08/23/2013) [-]
well? what ABOUT the gypsies? dont just leave us hangin like that
User avatar #39 to #9 - klina (08/23/2013) [-]
Step 1: imagine a typical ghetto nigger
Step 2: take away 95% of his money
Step 3: make him either catholic or muslim
Step 4: replace his vehicles with a horse carriage

You've got yourself a balkan gypsy, head to toe.

P.S. their young breathe glue vapor and smoke cigarettes starting around the age of 2 - 3 years old.
#46 to #39 - devout feminist (08/23/2013) [-]
The thing is I don't think that that's a gypsy thing in particular.

That's just being an uneducated , closed-off little shit and anyone can be that. It's just that, from what I see, traditional east-EU gypsy culture practically requires them to be closed-off and uneducated... Hence why they are a massive nuisance.
#10 to #9 - azzyx (08/23/2013) [-]
pic related, I guess
#12 to #10 - notafunnyguy (08/23/2013) [-]
they actually do that? wtf
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