Motherfucing Aqua Man.. .. To be fair, this was the alternate reality where everything was backwards. Naturally, Aquaman would be cool. Aqua Man wonder woman DC cartoon
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User avatar #48 - madzombiie ONLINE (08/18/2013) [+] (15 replies)
User avatar #9 - generalkingbutt ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
hes all like "WHOS A JOKE NOW HUH? WHOS THE ************* JOKE NOW BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"
User avatar #144 to #9 - mrbuu (08/18/2013) [-]
aquaman is as strong as superman. and has super speed. not flash or supermans speed,but ******* 200mph underwater fast. also he is insane durable. tbh. in terms of brute force he is ranked up there with superman and wonder woman and captin marvel.
with some water control and sea creature control and he can mind **** humans,but he doesn't want to. Some idiots where like hur he talks to animals and the jokes came flowing in like piranhas which that ****** could have a million attacking you.
#195 to #144 - shakalakaboomboom (08/18/2013) [-]
"aquaman is as strong as superman"
I'm not disagreeing that Aquaman is strong but he is not on par with superman
User avatar #198 to #195 - mrbuu (08/18/2013) [-]
he lives at the bottom of the ocean. you are looking at thousands of tons. thousands of tons. it crushes a solid cast iron helmet like a glass bulb. granted he isn't as strong as superman prime,but he would hold is own against modern superman. Also he has a magic water hand. superman is super weak to magic. A thing aquaman is familiar with. also. he hurt superman with his own strenght. no kriptonite. superman granted is stronger if he flew out to space near the sun that supercharges him,but on earth its pretty close. the new 52. makes aqua man number 1 badass.
User avatar #199 to #198 - shakalakaboomboom (08/18/2013) [-]
He is still not as physically strong as Superman, granted he does have super-human strength superman is still stronger when it comes to brute force
#15 - kyrozor ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Any Day that Wonderslut gets her **** kicked in is a good day.
#154 to #15 - yomommabinshoppin (08/18/2013) [-]
If she makes batman happy, she makes me happy.
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#6 - paradoxpoetic (08/18/2013) [-]
To be fair, this was the alternate reality where everything was backwards. Naturally, Aquaman would be cool.
User avatar #8 to #6 - morganfreesloth (08/18/2013) [-]
i was wondering when Aquaman was allowed to have actual powers
User avatar #33 to #6 - paradox (08/18/2013) [-]
im not sorry for stealin your name
#35 to #33 - paradoxpoetic (08/18/2013) [-]
You used to be sorry, why did you change?

#37 to #35 - paradox (08/18/2013) [-]
im sorry. i couldnt help myself. i wanted to be funny for once in my miserable existence. but i really am sorry for stealing my name.
#38 to #37 - paradoxpoetic (08/18/2013) [-]
You're funny in my books, champ!
User avatar #39 to #38 - paradox (08/18/2013) [-]
thanks bro. have some thumbs
#117 to #6 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
If you read comics instead of forming your opinion from Family Guy, you'd already know that Aquaman is cool.

#205 to #117 - paradoxpoetic (08/19/2013) [-]
I was just making a joke so people liked me. Sorry I offended you.
#12 to #6 - gastrofizzy (08/18/2013) [-]
(Not everything was backwards, it was just changed)
#29 to #12 - paradoxpoetic (08/18/2013) [-]
(I know I just wanted to be funny.)
#58 - ffffyou (08/18/2013) [-]
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Haters gonna hate
#7 - xalfalfax **User deleted account** (08/18/2013) [-]
cant wait for the feminists to get here
cant wait for the feminists to get here
User avatar #10 to #7 - rhetoricalfunny (08/18/2013) [-]
Not everything has to have something to do with feminists you twat
User avatar #11 to #10 - xalfalfax **User deleted account** (08/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 to #10 - ILIEKPEPSEE ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Found the femenist.
User avatar #17 to #16 - rhetoricalfunny (08/18/2013) [-]
Explain how my statement had anything to do with feminism you retarded cuntnugget
User avatar #73 to #17 - bluerangermartin ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk is full of 8 year old virgins. Didnt you see the poll?
#212 to #73 - taancel (08/23/2013) [-]
It was full of 10 year old gay kids. Not kidding.
User avatar #136 to #73 - mrbuu (08/18/2013) [-]
gay 8 year old virgins. read the pool like 8-11 year olds where like 70% gay or osmething.
#150 to #17 - rakoom (08/18/2013) [-]
Edgyness. When somebody is edgy towards a statement like his up there, everybody assumes it was a feminist who felt offended. Judging from the red thumbs, a lot of people figured the same thing.

But hell, you could've been using the word "twat" for simply disliking his attitude, without being a feminist.
User avatar #180 to #150 - rhetoricalfunny (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm more than aware of this pattern.

It's just infuriating to see the depths of some people's idiocy
#186 to #180 - rakoom (08/18/2013) [-]
On this site especially, most people generalize feminazies with the rest of the actually decent feminists.

But the best way to deal with it here is to be the voice of reason and point out that the person would be childish. Hell, if you were to do it right after he posted, you might've had a flowing group of people taking your side as well, just joining the side that seems to be more right than the other. And that's what it's all about: Making it look like your argument is the better one. It's the best way to get your opinion through.
User avatar #211 to #186 - rhetoricalfunny (08/19/2013) [-]
I've tried it and sometimes with success.

But at the end of the day it won't change something. I've had a top comment on content, with some 100 thumbs, (I even think it was about feminism.) And literally in the next hour there's another frontpage saying the exact same thing, uncontested.

Regardless of how well versed you are, you really cannot make a difference because FJ is like a hive mind, it only takes three words that have been beaten to hell, to completely discredit an argument.

Make a comment about vegetarians, "found the vegan'
"found the christian"
"found the feminist."

It doesn't even have to be spelled right.

I don't even care whether people agree with me or not because I know that this guys is nothing but a little cunt fishing for ********** .
#113 to #7 - crazymero ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
but it's equality,she gets smacked like a dude,it's exactly what feminism wants,am i rite?
but it's equality,she gets smacked like a dude,it's exactly what feminism wants,am i rite?
#71 to #4 - shadowdong (08/18/2013) [-]
and then we all got out of the water and everything went back to normal
User avatar #109 to #71 - DiabloStrawhat (08/18/2013) [-]
Aquaman still has super strength and is bulletproof.
#110 to #109 - shadowdong (08/18/2013) [-]
but hes still aquaman you cant escape it
User avatar #112 to #110 - DiabloStrawhat (08/18/2013) [-]
You really are the worst kind of superhero fan. Robot Chicken and the Super Friends make a bunch of jokes, and suddenly, no matter what he does, Aquaman is a lame superhero. Even when he gets shot in the temple and only bleeds a little, or prevents a legion of man-eating fish people from destroying Chicago, or wrestling the throne away from his brother who wants to sink Manhattan.

TLDR, Aquaman is ******* cool, shut your butt.
#129 to #112 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]

A million times this. Aquaman is the **** .
User avatar #139 to #112 - newforomador (08/18/2013) [-]
I also remember a comment somewhere that said he can actually summon a tsunami if he's close enough to water.
#140 to #139 - DiabloStrawhat (08/18/2013) [-]
You bet your sweet ass he can.
#131 to #112 - shadowdong (08/18/2013) [-]
its like the 'once its been seen it cant be unseen' thing. aquaman will always be the wimpiest superhero to me
its like the 'once its been seen it cant be unseen' thing. aquaman will always be the wimpiest superhero to me
User avatar #138 to #131 - DiabloStrawhat (08/18/2013) [-]
I guess I can understand that. My first Aquaman was the beefy, bearded one with the hook for a hand.
#160 to #138 - ramnarainy ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
The one i remember was the one in the Justice League animated show. He was a Badass.
#135 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but I actually think Aquaman is pretty cool.
People whaling and **** ? Aquaman will be there and give them the ******* business. Uppity negro pirates? Introduce them to the good old giant squids. Some of the scariest **** in the world is in the ocean and Aquaman controls it all. So help you god if you commit a crime in Australian waters, buddy. Giant sharks, that stonefish thing, ****** tiny, barely visible jellyfish with one of the most painful stings around. He has super strength and endurance, with near invincibility from the pressure of the ocean. He DEMOLISHES **** . He has a trident and is the KING of ATLANTIS. And finally, depending on the comic or movie, he has a sweet beard. Old Aquaman was weird, but every hero had that weird stage ages ago. Even Batman was a weird ************ at one (Two, even.) stage, and now he is the coolest bat in town.

TL;DR, I like Aquaman.
User avatar #141 to #135 - hektoroftroy (08/18/2013) [-]
Sorry Mr. Nigma Sir, but I'm all about Namor
User avatar #26 - moforsho (08/18/2013) [-]
Chris Brown vs Rihanna
#137 - agentmoleman (08/18/2013) [-]
And after a hard day..
User avatar #145 to #137 - mrfourtysevenman (08/18/2013) [-]
the **** happens if you pedal that?
User avatar #157 to #145 - fukkentyranitar (08/18/2013) [-]
A really big ******* mess.
#55 - ocelot (08/18/2013) [-]
lovin that elbow drop
#77 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
What's up with the comments? You want a feminist? Feminist speaking! I would do my best to kick her ass too if she tried to kill me, which she is currently trying to do do towards Aquaman. Why should she be a special snowflake? Feminism is about equality, not about that women should be in power and not get punished for their actions. She tried to kill him, he doesn't wanna be killed, so he fights back. He's not a wife beater, he's showing that justice is unisex, and that it doesn't matter if you're born with a v or a d. Get over yourselves.
#89 to #77 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
That's...not feminism.
Feminism is gender equality gone facist, where men are always in the wrong.
Wait.. on second thought that's pretty much status quo nowadays.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Zarke (08/18/2013) [-]
You're thinking of Feminazism. Slightly different.
#146 - azraelthemage (08/18/2013) [-]
WHO'S USELESS NOW ******* !!!!!
User avatar #72 - craaabs (08/18/2013) [-]
"Who should we get to fight the woman in this scene"
"Aquaman. They can't hate him any less"
User avatar #158 - cycloberrick (08/18/2013) [-]
In all actuality aquaman is actually one of the most powerful heros alive, the only reason people think he's an idiot is because of that derpy show from the 70s-80s whenever the **** it came out. people forget that this guy actually controls about 70% of the entire world. Yeah, he's pretty baddass
#116 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #133 to #116 - yiffcario ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
That actually looks really fun.
#23 - moggz (08/18/2013) [-]
i am so happy they finally gave aquaman some bad ass powers. they even did it in that recent batman cartoon show they had. he has super strength now. he kicks ass. and this movie was pretty bad ass too
User avatar #43 to #23 - trostell (08/18/2013) [-]
Well, honestly, you have to realize that Aquaman does most of his **** at pretty decent speeds UNDERWATER. For that, he'd have to be pretty damn strong, because water is ******* heavy.
User avatar #52 to #23 - angelious ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
he has always been super fast and super strong and super durable.

also he can ******** humans if he wants.
#47 - slikmonkey (08/18/2013) [-]
that elbow is macho man approved.
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